Whoops. I ate your arm.

Delicious; just like chicken.

Can I get one more?

"Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie." {UNdead GirlCo Knight for Sigler}

Ouch. Nice.

"Urban legends go well with parmesan and horror. In fact their name is conveniently one and the same: Stevie." {UNdead GirlCo Knight for Sigler}

really wanted to get crucified in there...i was happy with how it worked out  :-)

The Crypt in drydock

Welcome aboard, Commander.

See you in two years

BigJohn

Request Transfer, sir.

Only way out is to die.

Ok, Nevermind.

BigJohn

Thanks for doing that ... got to see a fresian cow print one now if you get my meaning 

So, Marie's Children 

have an XZ chromasome

That's what makes them freaks

So if I was a freak

with these alternative genes

Would Mommy love me?

Feed us we hungry!

Feed us Feed us Feed us NOW!

Is that Columbo?

Kicked across the room

Back broken by the table

Who says kids can't die?

Yes she would, my boy

But Savoir surely would not

Beware the white skull

____________________________________________

the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

I don't need to fear 

As long as I stay at Home

Wouldn't I be safe?

It's not like I would 

miss out by staying at Home

Groom's walk is tonight

Your haiku is magnificent.

(bows)

BigJohn

Whast a stellar idea! I didn't even think to do one in cow print. Sweet!!

If I was a cow 

With something inside of me

I would not trust it

Black and white danger

With a yellow dorsal fin

What the Fuck is that?!?!

Stale smell of urine

Blood and death everywhere

But why no bodies

you need another syllable in the second line my friend, i suggest adding the word "is" between death and everywhere

you wrote a haiku

or at least i think you tried

i guess you can't count

just messing with you :)

all in good fun my friend

Sklorno arsenal

best bombs in the galaxy

but thats 'relative'

Come visit Whitok

land of opportunity

bring your own rad suit

Ev-ry or Ev-er-y

BigJohn

Bi-gj-oh-n

Awesome haiku, man!

Those were really fucking great.

Classic Rookie prose.

BigJohn

I may not be super smarts but I've managed to count to 7 once or twice in this thread so far... maybe anonymous should consider his enunciation!

puts the haiku thread back at the top of the active topics list (where it should be)

like it lots