Kevinesque
Siglerverse Haiku

Why not?

 

deep fried rocktopi

some nice spicey coctail sauce

space calamari

 

BigJohn
Re: Siglerverse Haiku

Robin Bo Bobbin

Benzedrine and Stone Mason

Yes, that's his real name

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ChunkyMonkeySamiches
Re: Siglerverse Haiku

Junkies get their fill

Never fully satisfied  

We're thirsting for more. 

 

I specialize in accurate interpretation of your pathetically unclear and dismally vague descritpion of what you think you want.

Knowing that he knows that we know that he knows, he might choose to return to his usual pattern. 
RohiPnol
Re: Siglerverse Haiku

 

 

 

 

Sigler please kill me

To revive this haiku page

Not fussed how I die

 

Just to clarify

Do not kill me with ass pain

No page is worth that! 

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CaveMaggot
Re: Siglerverse Haiku

Triangle on the sackFrown

Poultry shears at the readyCry

Goodbye, Perry's junk.Yell

JP
Re: Siglerverse Haiku
Very well done! I needed that. Some CH coming your way shortly, BigJohn!

 

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athanas
Re: Siglerverse Haiku

Tier 1 is no joke

Your best won't be good enough

Death looms every down

                                                                           

the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

CBBC Corrupter, Official Translator of Pope Siglericus XXX, 2012 Body Maim World Champion, Siglerfest 2K12 Open Invitational Double Elimination Arm Wrestling Champion

orcuttpepa
Re: Siglerverse Haiku

Rocktopi oh Rocktopi

curved blade in my thigh

better than blue triangles in my eye 

 

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Transfered Michigander

RohiPnol
Re: Siglerverse Haiku

Who would win a fight?

Bri Bri versus Quentin Barnes

No team mates allowed 

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JP
Re: Siglerverse Haiku
but I like it! You must be a mad scientist!

 

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CBBC-Daddy

Bob
Re: Siglerverse Haiku

twenty-five k miles

every junkie had his turn

to meet F D ∅

 

thanks for the stories

four full and a load of casts

bring on the new year

orcuttpepa
Re: Siglerverse Haiku

yellow rocktopi

knife drawn light flashes near

triangle death ouch

wanted to keep with my same theme 

 

Transfered Michigander

Transfered Michigander

orcuttpepa
Re: Siglerverse Haiku

Detroit City Yo!

Headquarters for most things bad

California good!  

Transfered Michigander

Transfered Michigander

RohiPnol
Re: Siglerverse Haiku

Had too much red wine

technology is complex

downloads confuse me!

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Kevinesque
Re: Siglerverse Haiku
well played.
JP
Re: Siglerverse Haiku

 

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MC; CA; UNdead Jester and Love Slave of the UNdead Grave Mother

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CBBC-Daddy

RohiPnol
Re: Siglerverse Haiku

Addicted to crack

Get the monkey of my back

What would I do then? 

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athanas
Re: Siglerverse Haiku

Putrid sack of flesh
Moves along just like a slug
Why is my dick hard?

                                                                           

the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

CBBC Corrupter, Official Translator of Pope Siglericus XXX, 2012 Body Maim World Champion, Siglerfest 2K12 Open Invitational Double Elimination Arm Wrestling Champion

athanas
Re: Siglerverse Haiku
If you’ve got the greed
For some precious platinum
I know where to go

                                                                           

the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

CBBC Corrupter, Official Translator of Pope Siglericus XXX, 2012 Body Maim World Champion, Siglerfest 2K12 Open Invitational Double Elimination Arm Wrestling Champion

athanas
Re: Siglerverse Haiku

You fucked up somewhere

Welcome to the James Keeling

It won’t be pretty

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the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

CBBC Corrupter, Official Translator of Pope Siglericus XXX, 2012 Body Maim World Champion, Siglerfest 2K12 Open Invitational Double Elimination Arm Wrestling Champion

athanas
Re: Siglerverse Haiku

Just like my homeland

In barren frozen tundra

Hamburger eats you!

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the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

CBBC Corrupter, Official Translator of Pope Siglericus XXX, 2012 Body Maim World Champion, Siglerfest 2K12 Open Invitational Double Elimination Arm Wrestling Champion

JP
Re: Siglerverse Haiku

This Sigler Haiku

Doesn't even rhyme at all

It blows chunks (sorry)

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CBBC-Daddy

athanas
Re: Siglerverse Haiku

The burning question

That's on everybody's mind

Who's this "chunks" person?

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the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

CBBC Corrupter, Official Translator of Pope Siglericus XXX, 2012 Body Maim World Champion, Siglerfest 2K12 Open Invitational Double Elimination Arm Wrestling Champion

Bob
Re: Siglerverse Haiku

Uck. Is that some corn?

In these unsightly blown chunks.

Beats diarrhea

 

Bob
Re: Siglerverse Haiku

the wolfpack is here

how will the krakens survive

the almighty howl

zeing88
Re: Siglerverse Haiku

scott sigler is god

of horror science-fiction

now go fuck your mom

 

 

triangles galore

all over my arms and legs

with thoughts full of gore

 

 

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