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Kevinesque

Siglerverse Haiku

Posted: May 22, 2009 @ 11:05AM 502 replies

Why not?

deep fried rocktopi

some nice spicey coctail sauce

space calamari

Re: Siglerverse Haiku

Posted: Jul 03, 2009 @ 6:14AM

And for my next trick, I'll try to rhyme one of these backwards...

- "When I get a little money I buy books. If any is left over, I buy food and clothes." - Erasmus

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PerfectDayForDying

Re: Siglerverse Haiku

Posted: Jul 04, 2009 @ 11:41AM

Crack Hits make me smile

Bad breath comes from smoking them

Oh, plus five for me

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I am crazier than a padded room full of Charlie Mansons! Sgt. Renee Jordan PUMC, PUV James Keeling

PerfectDayForDying

Re: Siglerverse Haiku

Posted: Jul 04, 2009 @ 11:43AM

JP is 'da man

He of the shiny glasses

Whats with those gloves though

**GirlCo + UNdead = Chicks you DO NOT want to mess with.**

I am crazier than a padded room full of Charlie Mansons! Sgt. Renee Jordan PUMC, PUV James Keeling

PerfectDayForDying

Re: Siglerverse Haiku

Posted: Jul 04, 2009 @ 11:47AM

Grateful Dead Tribute

Contact high at their concerts

Jerry would be proud

**GirlCo + UNdead = Chicks you DO NOT want to mess with.**

I am crazier than a padded room full of Charlie Mansons! Sgt. Renee Jordan PUMC, PUV James Keeling

PerfectDayForDying

Re: Siglerverse Haiku

Posted: Jul 04, 2009 @ 12:19PM

Need some energy

Oh giant can of Red Bull

Now I am twitchy

**GirlCo + UNdead = Chicks you DO NOT want to mess with.**

I am crazier than a padded room full of Charlie Mansons! Sgt. Renee Jordan PUMC, PUV James Keeling

PerfectDayForDying

Re: Siglerverse Haiku

Posted: Jul 04, 2009 @ 10:59PM

No haiku from me, just accolades.

**GirlCo + UNdead = Chicks you DO NOT want to mess with.**

I am crazier than a padded room full of Charlie Mansons! Sgt. Renee Jordan PUMC, PUV James Keeling

Finaldrive

Re: Siglerverse Haiku

Posted: Jul 05, 2009 @ 6:57AM

I love hippie communes! The complete lack of clothing is always my favorite part. I mean who needs pants, really?

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Re: Siglerverse Haiku

Posted: Jul 05, 2009 @ 8:15AM

Gloves protect my hands
so I can massage my gal
lovely Shadygirl

- "When I get a little money I buy books. If any is left over, I buy food and clothes." - Erasmus

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Re: Siglerverse Haiku

Posted: Jul 05, 2009 @ 8:17AM

And the white gloves best
complement my fancy tux,
shiny shoes and cain

- "When I get a little money I buy books. If any is left over, I buy food and clothes." - Erasmus

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PerfectDayForDying

Re: Siglerverse Haiku

Posted: Jul 07, 2009 @ 3:01PM

Mitchell the Machine

He was a great runningback

We all will miss him

**GirlCo + UNdead = Chicks you DO NOT want to mess with.**

I am crazier than a padded room full of Charlie Mansons! Sgt. Renee Jordan PUMC, PUV James Keeling

PerfectDayForDying

Re: Siglerverse Haiku

Posted: Jul 07, 2009 @ 7:49PM

they delivered new jersey to you? Like the whole state? Man, what were the shipping and handling charges for THAT?!?

**GirlCo + UNdead = Chicks you DO NOT want to mess with.**

I am crazier than a padded room full of Charlie Mansons! Sgt. Renee Jordan PUMC, PUV James Keeling

Wolf

Re: Siglerverse Haiku

Posted: Jul 08, 2009 @ 12:54PM

but why would anyone want New Jersey?

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Re: Siglerverse Haiku

Posted: Jul 08, 2009 @ 1:07PM

more like fully naked adults. ah those are the days.

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athanas

Re: Siglerverse Haiku

Posted: Jul 10, 2009 @ 9:05AM

Kiss your junk goodbye
Triangles wrapped too tightly
Yup, chicken scissors

CBBC Corrupter, Official Translator of Pope Siglericus XXX, 2012 Body Maim World Champion, Siglerfest 2K12 Open Invitational Double Elimination Arm Wrestling Champion

athanas

Re: Siglerverse Haiku

Posted: Jul 10, 2009 @ 10:53AM

Pookie Chang da pimp

No married woman is safe

All hail the Chang Bang

CBBC Corrupter, Official Translator of Pope Siglericus XXX, 2012 Body Maim World Champion, Siglerfest 2K12 Open Invitational Double Elimination Arm Wrestling Champion

PerfectDayForDying

Re: Siglerverse Haiku

Posted: Jul 10, 2009 @ 11:33AM

**GirlCo + UNdead = Chicks you DO NOT want to mess with.**

I am crazier than a padded room full of Charlie Mansons! Sgt. Renee Jordan PUMC, PUV James Keeling

Kevinesque

Re: Siglerverse Haiku

Posted: Jul 20, 2009 @ 1:19PM

Too busy at work

no time to hit the forums

except for haiku

Re: Siglerverse Haiku

Posted: Aug 09, 2009 @ 6:53AM

Me too, Mini Me.
Work keeps getting in the way
Of my time to play.

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Insignificant_Blood_Splatter

Re: Siglerverse Haiku

Posted: Aug 09, 2009 @ 6:28PM

Some books coming out.

Junkies are celebrating.

That fix is so good!

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Re: Siglerverse Haiku

Posted: Aug 09, 2009 @ 8:33PM

Nicely done!

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Kevinesque

Re: Siglerverse Haiku

Posted: Oct 08, 2009 @ 8:12PM

This thread was so fun

But left us before its time

Now lets raise the dead

athanas

Re: Siglerverse Haiku

Posted: Oct 14, 2009 @ 10:22AM

Rookie Book Numbers

Two copies under one hun

Not foiled by lag

the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

CBBC Corrupter, Official Translator of Pope Siglericus XXX, 2012 Body Maim World Champion, Siglerfest 2K12 Open Invitational Double Elimination Arm Wrestling Champion

athanas

Re: Siglerverse Haiku

Posted: Oct 15, 2009 @ 8:18AM

at what point did Sig’s

spell check crap out over the

name Deprovdechuk?

the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

CBBC Corrupter, Official Translator of Pope Siglericus XXX, 2012 Body Maim World Champion, Siglerfest 2K12 Open Invitational Double Elimination Arm Wrestling Champion

athanas

Re: Siglerverse Haiku

Posted: Oct 15, 2009 @ 8:41AM

Game is on the line

Fuck the bath, use the stitch gun
This is gonna hurt

the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

CBBC Corrupter, Official Translator of Pope Siglericus XXX, 2012 Body Maim World Champion, Siglerfest 2K12 Open Invitational Double Elimination Arm Wrestling Champion