you will nourish them

and become their three course meal

oh dolly daddy

Ode to the Dolly Daddy!

Got to love those DDs

No power in the Verse can stop me.

watching from inside

the trigger finger not mine

just a passenger

That was excellent...and politically shrewd. Bravo sir, well played. ;)

Just run the plays I call, Barnes!

Mum-O-Killowe

He hits like a sledgehammer

He does not like you

Just run the plays I call, Barnes!

Pope Siglericus

Oh Future Dark Overlord

Plaid Tanks™ roll tonight 

Just run the plays I call, Barnes!

mommy full of spores

and one little hand grenade

makes a smoochie bomb

Down, set, hut hut hut

Five step drop, Scarborough open

Krakens win again 

Clothed in red and blue

Second floor fortune teller

Shitty shitty fuck

...has officially become my favorite thread!

Reminds me of  Zombie Haiku but better....because these are Sigler related!!

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--Gmork (MP, CA, WC, TG, MoGC, AAGC, PWTG, TBG)

...there are no "winners". So no need to to hold back on your own haiku and deny others (me included) the chance of getting some laughs out of it :P

Don't be a dicker pricker and share your Biz-nass love

info from Biz-Nass

cockity dicker pricker

costs more than money

subspecies mush die

in the name of the high one

so teaches Stewart

 just a grazing shot

now you see me now you don't

entropic victim

Okay you owe me a new keyboard!

BTW, ever since you "cost of doing business" haiku, I have found myself saying dicker pricker several times. 

Just run the plays I call, Barnes!

wore 'Denver' cologne

hindsight a bad idea

bedbugs humped my leg