I have a flash drive.

Unless you travel to Oz

You're not touching it.

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Sometimes I am glad

That I am a foreigner.

Peeps can't steal my stuff

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You'll never find it.

Unless you get to know me

Quite intimately...  :p

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Guess I could argue

Using the 'large hole' defence?

No...I won't go there.

[flickr-photo:id=4730034487,size=m] ~S&N Bouncer and Official Hitwoman for the Gutter Sistren~

Fingers are handy
except for the middle line
where you need two hands
Ve veri veniversum vivus vici (idea’s cannot be killed)

Why are you staring?

Large trapdoors live in large holes!

You have dirty minds.

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You could multi-task.

While your fingers are typing

You can count your toes

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You have seven boobs?

You're wasting them on haiku

Get down to Hooters!

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Those goddamn spiders!
Born straight from Satan's nightmares
Try to sleep tonight

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySXCdcnKBgg&feature=player_embedded
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Don't bring up spiders
Hellish little creatures all
Meet the stomp of death
Ve veri veniversum vivus vici (idea’s cannot be killed)

I had to put a sign on a door here at work. The office guys are a little...shall we say "sensitive" about what kind of things get put up. It's kind of annoying. So far, no personal decorations, which makes this a very impersonal place. So I was advised to not hand-write a sign. In order to keep everything both hoity AND toity, I composed the following haiku and posted it:

If you leave this way,

This door won't completely close.

Please push the door shut.

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Pics (cuz it happened):

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Gutter Sistren whipping boy, innoventor of words, Life Coach to the Damned.

clandestine haiku

hide poetry in plain sight

fools will never know

Stick it to the man
Play his game, yet outdo him
Victory is nigh

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I see you drivin'
'round town with the girl I love
and I'm like, haiku
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Funniest goddam thing I've heard in a long time.

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Gutter Sistren whipping boy, innoventor of words, Life Coach to the Damned.

well done  

I hate that stupid song but now when I hear it, I'll think of your haiku instead of changing the station! 

* * Head Biker Babe & [flickr-photo:id=4891502501], Dead Sexy Dealer, The Juicer, Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren & Proud Member of GirlCo. * *

I am number one!
Solidifying my place!
I plan to stay here!

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All hail Queen Bella
A more deserving person
Just can not be found
Ve veri veniversum vivus vici (idea’s cannot be killed)

Bella the Queen Whore
Sits atop her Junkie throne
How's the view up there?

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Gutter Sistren whipping boy, innoventor of words, Life Coach to the Damned.

I look lovingly
upon all my subjects, but
my crack hits are mine!!

* * Head Biker Babe & [flickr-photo:id=4891502501], Dead Sexy Dealer, The Juicer, Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren & Proud Member of GirlCo. * *

Of course you say that
But forget where yours come from
False ranking is false

(heheheheh) :-p
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Crack hits come and go.
A prize, a gift, it matters
not. I am still Queen!

* * Head Biker Babe & [flickr-photo:id=4891502501], Dead Sexy Dealer, The Juicer, Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren & Proud Member of GirlCo. * *

You think you should be
atop the crack hits list, but
you are not! So there! 

* * Head Biker Babe & [flickr-photo:id=4891502501], Dead Sexy Dealer, The Juicer, Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren & Proud Member of GirlCo. * *

Well she's got you there.
Should I take back my Crack Hits?
The ones I gave you?

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Gutter Sistren whipping boy, innoventor of words, Life Coach to the Damned.