With both Tweedy boys

Busting heads for the Krakens

You know we can't lose

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Pusher, Poet and Pet Protector

All-Pro on order

Responsibilities shunned

Low number ensured!

Ordered mine early.

Number below one hundred

Wouldn't that be grand?

Ve veri veniversum vivus vici (idea’s cannot be killed)

I can't do haiku.

Really want to play along

But I got nothin'.

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Haiku isn't hard

unless you follow ALL the rules,

then it's difficult.

Ve veri veniversum vivus vici (idea’s cannot be killed)

 Earthcore, wheres my copy?

Scott must want to get hurt bad.

Start writing Sigler....

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Does someone go into the park and, uh... lift up the dinosaurs' skirts?

The winds of Siglerverse blow...The battle for the souls has begun...The Dark Overlord will win...Combat Cook

"Sex & Nudity"

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Misunderstandings!!!!

Stop letting it fall
This thread is to good to waste
Keep up the writing
Ve veri veniversum vivus vici (idea’s cannot be killed)

Hiding in a vent
Are those footsteps I'm hearing?
More bodies to hide.
Ve veri veniversum vivus vici (idea’s cannot be killed)

When he opens mouth
Pookie Chang inserts his foot.
Boss is not impressed
Ve veri veniversum vivus vici (idea’s cannot be killed)

Pardon the math pun

But a more 'grand' book number 

Would be one thousand  

Picturing the scene

How fast can Gmork exclaim

"Its not what you think!"

Hula on my mind.

But I can't find a bar stool,

Willing though she be.

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Hands covered in oil,

Wondering where Kali went,

trying left leg green...

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Kevinesque and Kali -- Your haikus made me laugh audibly at work...now I'm being looked at with questioning eyes.

Combat Cook

I'm sorry Kali

A power too great for you

Flash Drive stays with me

In Swancon's dark heart

Sigler's legacy lingers

DOOMCON Twenty Twelve

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Poetic carnage

Siglerfest the battlefield

Rhyming optional

I'm there with bells on

Haiku ninja skills displayed

Fear my skillz, Junkies!

The battle is joined

Literary skill be damned

Fear is no option

Ve veri veniversum vivus vici (idea’s cannot be killed)

In Haiku Battle

The only weapons allowed

Five seven five, yo

A Dueling of words

Webster never would have dreamed

His book is ammo

Ve veri veniversum vivus vici (idea’s cannot be killed)

"That's entertainment",

My thoughts for reading this thread

Keep it up, you guys!

Soon to be starring in NOCTURNAL by Scott Sigler. The autograph line starts to the right.