aalangley6
Sigler Christmas Carols
Anyone have any Sigler Christmas carols to sing over the holidays?
treed
Re: Sigler Christmas Carols
this line popped into my head some one else has to "flesh" out the rest of the song * It's all about the Numbers, my friends The Math god

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The Math God of the Past
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Northern-Junkie
Re: Sigler Christmas Carols
From the Batman Smells version of Jiggle bells is, the line Deck the Halls with Santa's balls. And well not pure sigler All I want for Christmas is Your Two Front Teeth.
ogreoregon
Re: Sigler Christmas Carols
Perry's Balls, Perry's Ball's Snip them off this way, Oh what fun it is to see Perry's Balls roll away....HEY!
*I am the Rear Admiral but Sigler gives the Orders*
ogreoregon
Re: Sigler Christmas Carols
Perry's Ball's, Perry's Ball's ect. someone else can add to it with some great lyrics. We could have a classic here.
*I am the Rear Admiral but Sigler gives the Orders*
treed
Re: Sigler Christmas Carols
can't think, the voices are out of control with laughter * It's all about the Numbers, my friends The Math god

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The Math God of the Past
THE Mister Biz-Nass, Your friendly neighborhood Tourette-Syndrome-afflicted, throat-cancer-surviving fortune-teller who speaks through a voice box.
The Past Future gay Chief of the SFPD (the original podcast of Nocturnal)
http:Bitstrips TREED!
http://GoAnimate TREED!

fluxx
Re: Sigler Christmas Carols
dashing through the gore, in a one rocktopi open slay "What do you mean there's nothing i can do, you mean im hooked on Scott Sigler's podcast novels... im... a junkie..."- me
" It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird."- anon
fluxx
Re: Sigler Christmas Carols
Dashing through the gore In a one ancestor open sleigh O'er the rooftops we go Laughing all the way (snip snip snip) toes on bob tails ring Making children fright What fun it is to slash and tear A fresh victem tonight Perry's Balls, Perry's Ball's Snip them off this way, Oh what fun it is to see Perry's Balls roll away....HEY! Perry's Balls, Perry's Ball's Snip them off this way, Oh what fun it is to see Perry's Balls roll away....HEY! A book or two ago I thought I'd buy a book And soon Miss horribly buchered Was seated by my side so far so good... "What do you mean there's nothing i can do, you mean im hooked on Scott Sigler's podcast novels... im... a junkie..."- me
" It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird."- anon
fluxx
Re: Sigler Christmas Carols
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ title! "What do you mean there's nothing i can do, you mean im hooked on Scott Sigler's podcast novels... im... a junkie..."- me
" It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird."- anon
treed
Re: Sigler Christmas Carols
outstanding change "laughing all the way" to "slaying all the way"?? need to modify some of the lyrics a bit more to fit tune but this is great * It's all about the Numbers, my friends The Math god

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The Math God of the Past
THE Mister Biz-Nass, Your friendly neighborhood Tourette-Syndrome-afflicted, throat-cancer-surviving fortune-teller who speaks through a voice box.
The Past Future gay Chief of the SFPD (the original podcast of Nocturnal)
http:Bitstrips TREED!
http://GoAnimate TREED!

aalangley6
Re: Sigler Christmas Carols
Great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "The spread of evil is the symptom of a vacuum. whenever evil wins, it is only by default: by the moral failure of those who evade the fact that there can be no compromise on basic principles."
aalangley6
Re: Sigler Christmas Carols
Splash the halls with bowels and fingers stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab you will die if you folly stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab chop yur nuts off with some scissors stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab bleed and cry though no helps coming stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab "The spread of evil is the symptom of a vacuum. whenever evil wins, it is only by default: by the moral failure of those who evade the fact that there can be no compromise on basic principles."
aalangley6
Re: Sigler Christmas Carols
I saw Sigler kissing Santaclause... oh wait... "The spread of evil is the symptom of a vacuum. whenever evil wins, it is only by default: by the moral failure of those who evade the fact that there can be no compromise on basic principles."
ogreoregon
Re: Sigler Christmas Carols
We went to a Christmas program and the music was lovely, then they played Deck the Halls, and when it got to the Fa la la la la part, all I could think of was Stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab !! Istarted to laugh, I got hysterical like you do when you are supposed to be QUIET but can't stop laughing, My family thought I was having an attack of some kind. after that I totaly lost it, they played Jingle Bells, er I mean Perry's Balls, I will never be the same....
*I am the Rear Admiral but Sigler gives the Orders*
treed
Re: Sigler Christmas Carols
been there done that got chased out by a woman with a bat (damn animal kept trying to fly away) * It's all about the Numbers, my friends The Math god

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The Math God of the Past
THE Mister Biz-Nass, Your friendly neighborhood Tourette-Syndrome-afflicted, throat-cancer-surviving fortune-teller who speaks through a voice box.
The Past Future gay Chief of the SFPD (the original podcast of Nocturnal)
http:Bitstrips TREED!
http://GoAnimate TREED!

fluxx
Re: Sigler Christmas Carols
is complete it should be recorded soon. hope fuly before xmas. "What do you mean there's nothing i can do, you mean im hooked on Scott Sigler's podcast novels... im... a junkie..."- me
" It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird."- anon
Gmork
Re: Sigler Christmas Carols
Poor Perry ... not onlhy dig he lose his balls but now they are rolling away! Reminds me of the meatball song...
treed
Re: Sigler Christmas Carols
now i have this sick image of perry's balls rolling out the door damn you the voices are laughing gleefully at at me * It's all about the Numbers, my friends The Math god

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The Math God of the Past
THE Mister Biz-Nass, Your friendly neighborhood Tourette-Syndrome-afflicted, throat-cancer-surviving fortune-teller who speaks through a voice box.
The Past Future gay Chief of the SFPD (the original podcast of Nocturnal)
http:Bitstrips TREED!
http://GoAnimate TREED!

Gmork
Re: Sigler Christmas Carols
My work here is done! That's the exact part of the song I was thinking of when I wrote the comment :D
aalangley6
Re: Sigler Christmas Carols
Sweet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "The spread of evil is the symptom of a vacuum. whenever evil wins, it is only by default: by the moral failure of those who evade the fact that there can be no compromise on basic principles."
ogreoregon
Re: Sigler Christmas Carols

Time to dust it off and update it, ......

The 12 Days of Sigmas

1.  On the 1st day of Sigmas my FDO gave to me
     Lots of creepy stuff to burn a CD.
2.   On the 2nd day of Sigmas my FDO gave to me
     2 hula hoops,
     and lots of creepy stuff to burn a CD.
3.  On the 3rd day of Sigmas my FDO gave to me
     3 SMOD assignments,
     2 hula hoops,
     and lots of creepy stuff to burn a CD.
4.   On the 4th day of Sigmas my FDO gave to me
      4 rolls of duct tape,
      3 SMOD assignments,
      2 hula hoops,
      and lots of creepy stuff to burn a CD.
5.   On the 5th day of Sigmas my FDO gave to me
      5 more crack hits.....
      4 rolls of duct tape,
      3 SMOD assignments,
      2 hula hoops,
       and lots of creepy stuff to burn a CD.
6.   On the 6th day of Sigmas my FDO gave to me
      6 pair of chicken scissors,
      5 more crack hits.....
      4 rolls of duct tape,
      3 SMOD assignments,
      2 hula hoops,
      and lots of creepy stuff to burn a CD.
7.   On the 7th day of Sigmas my FDO gave to me
      7 blue triangles
      6 pair of chicken scissors,
      5 more crack hits.....
      4 rolls of duct tape,
      3 SMOD assignments,
      2 hula hoops,
      and lots of creepy stuff to burn a CD.

OK, any more suggestions for 8 thru 12?

*I am the Rear Admiral but Sigler gives the Orders*

*I am the Rear Admiral but Sigler gives the Orders*
gmanvsfreeman
Re: Sigler Christmas Carols

G-Man

Chasity, do not put that in your mouth!

G-Man

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