Combat Cook

now for the tickle treatment...*pulls out peacock feather and starts tickling*...Are you two going to play nice?  or am I going to have to take away both of your massage tables rights?  Pulls out the oil basket.  If you two are willing to forgive and forget I got full body deep tissue massages, drinks of your choice, and surf and turf on the grill...well???  Combat Cook

*Takes a running start at the jello pool and  belly flops into it.

So i have these books: Ancestor (2007 Editions)(2) EarthCore (2005) Infected Contagious Ancestor (2010) The Rookie The Starter The All-Pro Blood is Red

It's a little 'tense' in here tonight.
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She started it!!! I claim self defence!!

Can you get me down from here now?? It's a little uncomfortable, especially with scrapple in my crack.  

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So i have these books: Ancestor (2007 Editions)(2) EarthCore (2005) Infected Contagious Ancestor (2010) The Rookie The Starter The All-Pro Blood is Red

I think she's suffered enough tonight  (after what I just did to her too) 
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I log on when i get to work and leave the page open in the background and ive been trying to find people to talk with on the forums and this thread has more activity than any other atm

So i have these books: Ancestor (2007 Editions)(2) EarthCore (2005) Infected Contagious Ancestor (2010) The Rookie The Starter The All-Pro Blood is Red

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*While using towel to get jello out of hair*

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Ve veri veniversum vivus vici (idea’s cannot be killed)

Ve veri veniversum vivus vici (idea’s cannot be killed)

Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes

...they are not the ladies to mess with. They find cruel ways to get even. I hope Bella takes it easy on you. Good luck.

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you should have said something! I would have cooked for you! 

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...worshipping the beautiful ladies of the sistren, end quote.

So i have these books: Ancestor (2007 Editions)(2) EarthCore (2005) Infected Contagious Ancestor (2010) The Rookie The Starter The All-Pro Blood is Red

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...except for MY CRACK!!!

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