Gives new meaning to 'take the world by storm,' doesn't it? 

The Pure Essence of Randomness, Captain of the Touchback, Two-Time Pusher and Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

Get your asses over to the music thread and escort GJ here.  I expect an exquisitely decorated dais for her to be carried on and prompt delivery to the sauna for a soak and massage!

The Pure Essence of Randomness, Captain of the Touchback, Two-Time Pusher and Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

That "Virgin Innocence" was a mixed drink. Kind of like a Long Island Iced Tea.

Doc

I only know everything if you ask the right questions.

the sauna, massage table and jacuzzi but I will have to forgo the Dais and opt for carrying the tired and sore GJ here the old fashioned way.  
Ve veri veniversum vivus vici (idea’s cannot be killed)

I will go pick GJ on a nice gold throne like she deserves...Combat Cook

It should be now!  What should we make it with?

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a deep tissue massage and then warm mud bath?  Got the oil warm and ready and mud is heated. Combat Cook

 Combat Cook

do your worst!
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You can take turns 
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But watch out for those bushes, they bite

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And maybe some pretzels? 

The Pure Essence of Randomness, Captain of the Touchback, Two-Time Pusher and Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

The Pure Essence of Randomness, Captain of the Touchback, Two-Time Pusher and Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

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Ve veri veniversum vivus vici (idea’s cannot be killed)

Ve veri veniversum vivus vici (idea’s cannot be killed)

right the first time.  Not fixed later.  You can prep the mud bath.  Thank you. Combat Cook

Which is why I'm wondering what you're doing here.
Ve veri veniversum vivus vici (idea’s cannot be killed)

No, wait - what am I saying?  This could be loads of fun - carry on!

The Pure Essence of Randomness, Captain of the Touchback, Two-Time Pusher and Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

Now to decide what the loser has to do. 

The Pure Essence of Randomness, Captain of the Touchback, Two-Time Pusher and Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

The oil and massage tables are warm and the towels and robes are fluffy.  Step right up, or should I say lie right down and lets get the massaging started.
Ve veri veniversum vivus vici (idea’s cannot be killed)

I'm a little older now and don't have the time or stamina for a long drawn out fight so I just use dirty tricks and send 'em to the hospital as quick as possible.
Ve veri veniversum vivus vici (idea’s cannot be killed)

The Pure Essence of Randomness, Captain of the Touchback, Two-Time Pusher and Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

I just pulled a fast one on Shady and stole some of her CHs!! 

Ooooh, the Cabana! I'll hide in there!!

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