damn screw of my life could make up for that loss!!! 

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Pusher, Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren & [flickr-photo:id=3938763689,size=m]

I know who took it....

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Up to 49 pages and counting!  Just about at the halfway point.

The church meeting went well and everyone is on board!  Athanas, BigJohn and Belladonna all had their own little troubles afterward, but all for a purpose. Jayguana was very helpful getting Phantom out of a tight spot as she sows dissent regarding Sadock and Gmork.

Athanas and John discuss the deal and try to decide whether or not to go after Gmork. Bella and Kali have a knockdown, dragout catfight and than have a similar conversation about Sadock!  AND - Bella gets her Porsche back!!

Also, UnknownVariable unveils his masterful plan to Phantom!  It's all about the details...

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*VRROOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM*

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Pusher, Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren & [flickr-photo:id=3938763689,size=m]

• Phantom is sewing Gmork and I together? Don't you love homonyms?
• Bella and Kali are fighting about who gets to go after me? Sweet!

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Tangent & Funky Name Brother; Founder of the Gutter Brethren; Frequent Victim of GirlCo [flickr-photo:id=3727587091,size=s]

I would ask that if I die please let it be gruesome and vomit inducing or funny as hell. with that said I will thank you for including me!  

Si Vis Pocum, Para Bellum

Jayguana

Again, I love that with this group you have to specify that you were playing with plastic army men and not the real thing ..heehee

That right, beeotches. Try and come after Gmork. Try to sow dissent.  I defy you!!!

Especially the mine detectors; those guys were worthless.  They were the first to be slowly roasted alive with a lighter.

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the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

Athanas and I have figured to combine our powers for the greater good. Or evil. Rather than trying to strike each other down, we now appear to be collaborating! Watch out for the wiki whack!

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BigJohn: Badass enough to get the drop on Kissyman

Because I actually managed to use a snail in the catfight!  I'm excited if anyone does want to read this to see how many forum quotes will be spotted!

Since I have managed to meet every request so far as well - feel free to throw some more ideas at me!  Trust me, I'd much rather have ideas thrown at me than snails! 

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I mean, Partners-4-Life!!! :-D

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the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

He's my right hand chimp, after all.

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the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

Cool enough that I'd drive it, but not so cool that I'll cry when it gets destroyed.

I'm not letting you in on my dream car; even seeing it destroyed in print would reduce me to tears.

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the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

And keep those oranges the fuck away from me.

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BigJohn: Badass enough to get the drop on Kissyman

I'm a NaNo-er... and I've got tremendous respect for you frenzy types...  Keep on goin!

hhhmmm...  SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #2 or 3 in crack hits (Special?  Ain't I just)  Multiple S.H.I.T. Award Recipient!  Double Dipper and Triple Threat!  All-around uberjunkie!

Would definitely like to read it when it's complete...

hhhmmm...  SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #2 or 3 in crack hits (Special?  Ain't I just)  Multiple S.H.I.T. Award Recipient!  Double Dipper and Triple Threat!  All-around uberjunkie!

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the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

........which is particularly lethal to Czarina Gmork and her protege Unknown Variable?

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Tangent & Funky Name Brother; Founder of the Gutter Brethren; Frequent Victim of GirlCo [flickr-photo:id=3727587091,size=s]

.....but just in case, I feel compelled to point out that Kali in a vinyl skirt must be instrumental in Sadock's downfall. He is a victim of biology, like all men. I'll leave the details to you (eg Whether it's a simple distraction or a full on seduction).

That way it'll be you she goes after with that damn sword!

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Tangent & Funky Name Brother; Founder of the Gutter Brethren; Frequent Victim of GirlCo [flickr-photo:id=3727587091,size=s]

Army men was where I learned the joys of burning plastic. How it 'whooshed' when the flaming drops fell through the air. Thank you, athanas, for rekindling a pleasant memory for me.

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Tangent & Funky Name Brother; Founder of the Gutter Brethren; Frequent Victim of GirlCo [flickr-photo:id=3727587091,size=s]

I SOOOOO want to read this when it's done!!!!!!!!!!

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Pusher, Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren & [flickr-photo:id=3938763689,size=m]

The Wiki Czar is the Whacker not the Whackee.  It involves a newspaper and strong thwacking (notice the "th"...thwacking not to be confused with twacking).