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Screw, Marry, or Kill

Posted: Mar 30, 2008 @ 4:57PM 30 replies

I can't believe this twisted group of people haven't discussed this topic yet!

This is the Screw, Marry, or Kill game...Although known by many names (F*ck, Marry, or Kill / Shag, Marry, or Cliff, etc.) the concept is the same: Out of a choice of three names label which of they three you woud screw, marry or kill. Each action can only be used once and all three persons must be labeled with an action. I'll start the first one off below. New selections of names are welcome as well but try to put them in a separate post from any previous selections (that will make it easier to follow).

Have at it!

Gmork

Re: Screw, Marry, or Kill

Posted: Mar 30, 2008 @ 4:58PM

Here are your first choices to Screw, Marry or Cliff:

Paris Hilton
Eva Longoria
Nicole Kidman

Wolf

Re: Screw, Marry, or Kill

Posted: Mar 30, 2008 @ 5:02PM

Screw - Eva Longoria

Marry - Nicole Kidman

KILL - Paris Hilton

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RMicka5478

Re: Screw, Marry, or Kill

Posted: Mar 30, 2008 @ 7:27PM

Screw - Jessica Simpson

Marry - Jessica Alba

Kill - Scott Sigler (I must get him before he gets me!) ;-)

treed

Re: Screw, Marry, or Kill

Posted: Mar 30, 2008 @ 9:35PM

-except for the kill.........lol
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Re: Screw, Marry, or Kill

Posted: Mar 31, 2008 @ 5:47AM

my choices exactly Wolf

BarbaraJ

Re: Screw, Marry, or Kill

Posted: Mar 31, 2008 @ 6:13AM

Screw - Sean Bean

Marry - Nathan Fillion

Kill - Wood Harrelson

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wallerdad

Re: Screw, Marry, or Kill

Posted: Mar 31, 2008 @ 6:29AM

I wish I could just screw em all.

Screw-Nicole Kidman

Marry-Eva Longoria

Screw, screw again than kill Paris Hilton

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MitchB1990

Re: Screw, Marry, or Kill

Posted: Mar 31, 2008 @ 3:37PM

Screw: Hmmm. no one famous really. Famous ones are the worst.
Marry: Ball and Chains...
Kill: By the love of god I will Kill paris hilton and everyone who fucking worships her.

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Insignificant_Blood_Splatter

Re: Screw, Marry, or Kill

Posted: Mar 31, 2008 @ 6:12PM

Sex: Will Smith-or Amanda Bynes

Marry: Brenden Frasier

Kill: EDIT: I had Britney Spears up here (since everyone else is hatin' on Paris) but then remembered...I HATE Arnold Swargenagger...however the heck you spell his moronic last name. Hate him for some inexplicable reason. Hate him to death. Did I mention I hate him?

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freakazoid101

Re: Screw, Marry, or Kill

Posted: Apr 01, 2008 @ 6:55AM

Screw: Mitch Hewer (You wouldn't know him unless you were a british teenager/ adult who doesn't admit to watching skins)

Marry: Hayden Christensen

Kill: For risk of sounding Cliche... Paris Hilton

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SynapticJam

Re: Screw, Marry, or Kill

Posted: Apr 01, 2008 @ 7:03AM

Screw Jessical Alba

Marry Jessica Alba

Kill Any guy who looks at her wrong...

Hey, I'm traditional that way... Even though it's cheating... I'll get around it by referring to her as two people - single and married Jessica Alba

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Re: Screw, Marry, or Kill

Posted: Apr 01, 2008 @ 8:21AM

screw: Hughe Laurie (got a thing for older guys, what can I say....)

marry: Johnny Depp hands down....

kill: Donald Trump because he can't hang with the baldness....but I'd befriend him first so he'd leave me some $$ in his will....hehehe. scandalous....

ogreoregon

Re: Screw, Marry, or Kill

Posted: Apr 01, 2008 @ 12:47PM

or can they be characters? ( not the actors who portray them) but fictional characters?
Pookie: I would screw (I am curious about that inverted angle thing and what the hula hoop is for)
Indiana Jones: I would marry (what a lifestyle, and archeology too)
Borat: Kill Kill KIll. (That character is sooo annoying...even the voices say so.)
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treed

Re: Screw, Marry, or Kill

Posted: Apr 02, 2008 @ 10:24AM

-okok, that was good....... still not going there, except the kill part. i got a new subject for oprahell rant, i need to post it in the rants soon
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treed

Re: Screw, Marry, or Kill

Posted: Apr 02, 2008 @ 10:28AM

-as much as you hate him, i had this friend who LUSTED him, she was telling us of some of her favorite arnold movie scenes and literally left a wet spot where she had been sitting.......she was all flushed and breathing hard when she left ...... was too funny, this was 18 years ago (pre governator days) and she was in her late 30's then.
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treed

Re: Screw, Marry, or Kill

Posted: Apr 02, 2008 @ 10:29AM

-missed ya, cutie
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Insignificant_Blood_Splatter

Re: Screw, Marry, or Kill

Posted: Apr 02, 2008 @ 5:49PM

Just wanted to do a fictional one. Thanks for the idea ogreoregon!

Sex: I sound like a freak, but...Leonardo. Of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Marry: Once again, same answer. Cause I'm a freak like that. Or Malcom, the chaos guy, from Jurassic Park. I just thought he was so hilarious!

Kill: Hmm... Joe from Blue's Clue's. God I hate him. So much. So, so much.

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SlackerQueen

Re: Screw, Marry, or Kill

Posted: Apr 02, 2008 @ 6:03PM

Screw: Orlando Bloom. What can I say, he's a hot pirate/elf.

Marry: Criss Angel the Mindfreak, cause he is a freaking GOD...aside from the Sigler of course...

Kill: HILARY DUFF MUST DIE.

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Gmork

Re: Screw, Marry, or Kill

Posted: Apr 02, 2008 @ 6:37PM

it could be Gumby, a Smurf and Scooby Doo.

hmmm...actually in this case I think I would shag the smurf, marry Scooby Doo and cliff Gumby

Wolf

Re: Screw, Marry, or Kill

Posted: Apr 02, 2008 @ 6:45PM

Screw - Wilma Flintstone (yeah, yeah, I know. Y'all think I'm nucking futs. She is married after all.)

Marry - Kayla Mayers (hey, if I'm gonna piss off Fred Flintstone, I'm gonna need some sorta protection, Ya know?)

Kill - Paris Hilton (Ok, so she's real. Seems kinda cartoony to me, tho.)

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Re: Screw, Marry, or Kill

Posted: Apr 02, 2008 @ 8:48PM

be nice to hilary!

SynapticJam

Re: Screw, Marry, or Kill

Posted: Apr 03, 2008 @ 6:12AM

She was okay as the innocent girl doing the neat kids show... but she's crossed over and is heading into Brittney land... This make her fair game. Same for that cyrus/montana chick... Shakin' it ..... I like to use the rule of thumb: Would I go to Jail? I'll be nice and withold the cruder crueler words...

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