I can't believe this twisted group of people haven't discussed this topic yet!
This is the Screw, Marry, or Kill game...Although known by many names (F*ck, Marry, or Kill / Shag, Marry, or Cliff, etc.) the concept is the same: Out of a choice of three names label which of they three you woud screw, marry or kill. Each action can only be used once and all three persons must be labeled with an action. I'll start the first one off below. New selections of names are welcome as well but try to put them in a separate post from any previous selections (that will make it easier to follow).
Have at it!