On the other hand, lease under reasonal terms?  He gives his podcasts away for free...  why not a damn car!  Just make sure people have to jack in to verify "Junkie Status" before it'll turn on for them! 

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i'd have the FCC AND oprahell and her mindless minions after me

damn patronizing woman, thinks she has all the answers to what ails the world...

hell, let's ship her fat ass oh wait now skinny ass oh wait again now fat ass oh wait now ski...

anyways, ship her ass off to the middle east so she can solve all their problems with her free-give-aways and self serving rhetoric and have them put us out of our misery (they'd kill her for sure)

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And I'm about to head into a meeting with my director too!  Bastard!!!! 

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and lighten up dude.................

lol 

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The ninja lawyers are gonna swoop down from the cieling and force you to like Oprah. It will be a fight full of pure awesomeness.

I'll get the popcorn!

• "We may have days, we may have hours. But sooner or later, we all push up flowers..." -Grim Fandango
• *Insert smart-ass comment here*

Are you an Oprah lover?

Is it a guy/gal thing?  The Oprah gene exists is 94% of women you know...

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I don't like her so much. She's right up there with Rachel Ray (I wanna beat her across the head with her own frying pan)

Maybe throw something particulaly pointy in Oprah's direction...

• "We may have days, we may have hours. But sooner or later, we all push up flowers..." -Grim Fandango
• *Insert smart-ass comment here*

the only problem with that chick is she's too fucking cheerfull

(and she's built funny) 

• Numbers are the keys that unlock the universe...
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The last time you went on such a hot blooded rant was when your little kitty cat pooped on your rug......

 What did Oprah poop on?

*** I am Renfield to Sigler's Dracula ***

i almost wish i didn't do this rant............ 

• Numbers are the keys that unlock the universe...
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choose a cartoon character name, then the men in suits won't hunt you down.  I would miss the word

play.  of course with all your crack hits you just might have gained immunity, or several extra

lives to fight off the evil men in suits she sends after you..... but they might be women in suits...

be sure and keep us informed.

*** I am Renfield to Sigler's Dracula ***

vacant-minded soccer moms, pansied psuepo-macho men, people who actually think tom cruise is getting a bum rap, people with rings in their noses that are actually used to lead them around by (not the free spirited ones who do it as a form of self expression, oprahell's mindless have no concept of self), dr. phil wanna-be's, etc...

hell, i have even seen a few HS teachers who have fallen under her control ...

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Keep it up!  This is a great Rant!   

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comments and opinions 

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must be hutchinsssssssssssss 

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she has lost and gain enough weight to feed and famine three third world countries, good for her, why the hell do we have to hear about it?? more of the IT'S ALL ABOUT ME oprahell shit

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Figure out the end point, ping it and check your response times... Any other internet or pocast sources slow? 

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the question is, would she support him if he wasn't black??

and do NOT give me her line "It's not about color" shit. BULLSHIT

i like obama, think he has some good ideas, most of which some exactly like clinton's 

the only real difference between those two is skin color, age and experience

SO GET OVER IT OPRAHELL, it is about COLOR

ok, i am done, till next time

i should do my own podcast "Who the hell is this oprah and why should we give a fuck?"

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I'd listen to it...  But then you'd have to publish it via some strange 3rd world country with no extradition.... 

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hell she'd have her celebudies after me, the mindless minion ones, the scientologist (L. robert hubbard fans gone psycho)

damn, let's register siglerism as a religion, like hubbard did with scientology and we can write off a portion of interenet servise as donations to the cause, buying books are donations to the atler of the future dark overlord. damn idiots. "Psychology is a psuedoscience" damn fool, get back on your meds, your crazy is showing, tom (see why i prefer to be known as thomas rather than tom?)

damn fools

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• Numbers are the keys that unlock the universe...
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ROFLMAO

All that matters is getting my fix.