sadock
Pimp thyself my fellow junkies!

Have a blog? A podcast? A twitter account you want people to follow? This is the place to pimp it out!

I know many of us have found one another within the Social Media sphere, but I figured centralizing might be a good idea, so I'm starting this thread. We'll see how it goes.

Here's where you can find me & mine:

Blog: http://sadock76.tumblr.com/

eMail:  arioch@scottsigler.com

Twitter: @sadock

Skype: podiobook_pimp
     -if you send me a contact request with no note on Skype, I'm going to assume you're a webcam whore. Include a note, please.

Oh, and that's right, I actually have an ongoing show now. Some of you may have heard of it. It's called TUESDAY TERROR and comes down through the primary Sigler feed fortnightly. I'm always looking for quality fan fiction based on, in, or around the Siglerverse. Full details on how to submit your story, as well as a few FAQs & common mistakes, can be found at scottsigler.com/tuesdayterrorsubmissions

 

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sadock
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sadock
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I_AM---
Re: Pimp thyself my fellow junkies!

the power being discussed was electricity. and I assumed that Girlco had bunkers set up with off the Grid kinda power.  

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MuchAdo
Re: Pimp thyself my fellow junkies!

accept that explanation!.

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SynapticJam
Re: Pimp thyself my fellow junkies!

Let me know if you want to see more...

Proving Grounds
Lightening split the sky and rain poured down on the four gray figures huddled together on the hillock overlooking Villers-Bretonneux, a small French town was nestled in a valley surrounded by once verdant fields, fields that were now churned into a mass of near unrecognizable wasteland.

The Germans steady advance across the French countryside paused just long enough to occupy the small village to be used as a staging base for their push to Amiens, only 30 kilometers further to the west.  Allied command was convinced that were Amiens to fall, the Huns would be unstoppable.  The year was 1918 and war had raged across the countryside for years. For many of those years the valiant soldiers of the ANZAC, or Australian and New Zealand Army Corp had fought alongside the French army in an effort to stop the German onslaught, holding the German military's advance. 

The four soldiers had adorned their drab green fatigues with bits and pieces of the local foliage allowing them to blend perfectly into the vegetation.  To see them there, they almost seemed to sway in time with the bushes that surrounded them.  One of the men raised his eyes to address the rest of the group; the three pips on his epaulette the only thing distinguishing him as a captain and the mission leader, Captain Ross.  Using a stick, he traced the basic layout of the village into the mud of the ground.

"Alright gents, this is it.  Just remember your training and you'll do fine.  Our mission is to eliminate Field Marshal Horst, the German bastard who orchestrated the brutal occupation of the quaint French village you see before you and by doing so clear the way for the retaking of the town.  The main force Aussie and French troops are planning to roll in here at O-dark thirty.  We’ve got to eliminate Horst before that happens.  We'll be approaching the town from the south.  That means taking out sentries here, here, and here.  To cover our action, main artillery will begin shelling the north end of the town." 

He poked at the ground with the stick, indicating the targets.

"After which, we'll work our way to the Hotel Mercure Saint Quentin en Yvelines Centre." Captain Ross' face had twisted into a grotesque mask as he tried in vain to wrap his mouth around the strange name.  Grinning, he continued, "Bloody French names.  Intel indicates that hotel as the target's most likely location.  Once there, we do him.  Questions?"

Private Brandt's small voice split the silence, "Sir, how many sentries do we have to remove?"  Brandt had come from Sydney and was a thin, wiry, unassuming sort of fellow.  His uniform appeared to hang loose, almost as if they were still on a hanger.  The gave the small man an even weaker appearance but the rest of the team knew better.  They had trained with him for months and his muscles were strong as cords of steel.

"A total of six," the commanding officer replied, "That means each of you'll be taking out two of them."

Private Thomson spoke up, "How much resistance should we expect once we enter the village?"  In physical appearance, Thompson was virtually the polar opposite of Brandt, looking nothing so much as like a great bear, and a cuddly one at that, with a cherubic face and ready smile.  He had come from Wellington where he had spent his youth herding sheep.

"Heavy." The Captain's response was immediate and unwavering.  "Any other questions?"

The last member of the team raised his head and locked eyes with Captain Ross.  Private Bennett was neither small and wiry like Brandt, nor abnormally large like Thompson, but somehow seemed to carry an air of professionalism and intensity that emanated from his entire being.  At this moment, the intensity radiated out from his eyes, a wellspring of barely contained power and focus.  Private Bennett took a deep breath, squared his jaw and spoke.

"We won't let you down Cap."  His words seemed to sum up the feeling and intent of the entire team as they all nodded at his words.

"See that you don't.  Remember where you are.  This German bastard Horst was at Bullecourt last year.  We lost thousands there.  It's time for some payback."

Private Bennett walked up to the edge of the hill they had been behind and lay prone on the cold wet ground, the smell of grass and mud filling his nostrils.  He held his British made Lee-Enfield rifle loosely in his hands as he calmly sighted down the barrel at the city, a mere 75 meters away.  Bennett had been a hot shot constable back in Melbourne.  On the fast track for promotion, he was everyone's pick as ‘most likely to succeed' in whatever he chose to do.  Now he found himself at war.

Captain Ross moved from one soldier to the next, ensuring each of them was at the ready position.  He took the time to identify each of their targets and give words of encouragement. 

Kneeling down next to Bennett, he whispered, "Just like in training, aim, breathe, hold, and squeeze."

Bennett said nothing as he had already slowed his breathing in preparation.  He had once heard that expert snipers actually pulled the trigger in between heartbeats, reducing the chance of any internal motion pulling off their aim. 

The rain continued to fall, forming puddles around his still form, much longer and he'd be lying in a pool of it.  The German soldier in his sights was standing on the roof of a small house on the outskirts of the village, his counterpart on the ground below him.  Although he had been tempted to aim for the man's head, his training bade him to shoot for the target's center of mass.
They waited in silence.  A loud explosion was heard in the distance followed immediately by a second, and a third.  Captain Ross whispered the word ‘engage' and three sharp reports split the night.  Barely two seconds later, another round of shots rang out, occupying the echoes of the first. 

Bennett had seen his first target clutch at his chest, beginning to fall backward, before he slowly lowered his sights and took his second breath.  Unsure of what was happening, the other soldier had turned and was looking up at the roof.  Bennett's second round took him squarely in the back, launching him face first into the side of the house where he promptly crumpled to the ground as his compatriot fell to the earth beside him.  Bennett rose, a slight grin on his face.  It had been easy.  Much easier than he had anticipated.

Captain Ross lifted his binoculars and smiled.  Six shots, six kills, Excellent.  He assembled his team and they rushed down the hill to the edge of a large field.  The field, which may once have boasted an impressive harvest of grapes, had been turned into a morass of mud, laced with the detritus of war.  The team crouched down as Cap gave his orders.

"Alright, keep down and keep moving.  Somebody probably noticed your handiwork back there and they'll know something is up.  You keep moving, you hear me!  No matter what!"

The four men spread out and launched themselves at the ground, beginning to crawl through the mud.  Bennett's hands grasped for purchase as he moved forward, his hands clenching and unclenching rhythmically. 

At one point, he reached out only to grab the arm of a French soldier's corpse, obviously killed in a previous assault.  He stifled a gasp and fought to control his panic as he pushed himself across and over the bloated carcass.  It was then that he noticed the smell.  He had been too occupied with the task of getting across the field, but the stench of death that had encompassed the corpse seemed to tear away and adhere to the front of Bennett’s uniform as he continued on his way, a constant reminder of exactly where he was.

He threaded through the bodies after that, some French, and some German, all of them dead, cataloging them as something to avoid in addition to the barbed wire and potential land mines.  He had been a peace officer back home, but none of his experience on the streets of Melbourne could have prepared him for this.  Although the edge of town was only 50 meters away, the minutes seemed to lengthen and the goal to drift farther away as they progressed slowly through the field.  Then, the shelling began. 

hhhmmm...  SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #? in crack hits (Special?  Ain't I just)  Multiple S.H.I.T. Award Recipient!  Double Dipper and Triple Threat!  All-around uberjunkie!

Wolf
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I think you're being followed!

 

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WildSeven
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 You must have snuck up on me like a, like a............. big cat :)

Captain Picard: Mister Crusher SHUT UP! Doctor, get this child off my bridge.

Mal: Well lady, I must say......you're my kinda stupid  UFS

 

Captain Picard: Mister Crusher SHUT UP! Doctor, get this child off my bridge.

Mal: Well lady, I must say......you're my kinda stupid  UFS

 

Wolf
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WTF is a CAT? I stalk like a BIG FUCKING WOLF!!!!! 

 

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WildSeven
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Captain Picard: Mister Crusher SHUT UP! Doctor, get this child off my bridge.

Mal: Well lady, I must say......you're my kinda stupid  UFS

 

Captain Picard: Mister Crusher SHUT UP! Doctor, get this child off my bridge.

Mal: Well lady, I must say......you're my kinda stupid  UFS

 

I_AM---
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the Wolf Pack don't put up with them Cats 

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Twowire
Re: Pimp thyself my fellow junkies!

I would like to see more when you get the chance.

 

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SynapticJam
Re: Pimp thyself my fellow junkies!

That's about 1/4 to 1/3 of it there...   

hhhmmm...  SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #? in crack hits (Special?  Ain't I just)  Multiple S.H.I.T. Award Recipient!  Double Dipper and Triple Threat!  All-around uberjunkie!

hhhmmm...  SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #? in crack hits (Special?  Ain't I just)  Multiple S.H.I.T. Award Recipient!  Double Dipper and Triple Threat!  All-around uberjunkie!

MuchAdo
Re: Pimp thyself my fellow junkies!

New blog post http://randomspeakup.blogspot.com/ 

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I_AM---
Re: Pimp thyself my fellow junkies!

I guess there is a good reason for the increase for the 60+, hell why not get the extra points if you happen to have that particular record holder in your corral. since this will be my first Fantasy football season I can only guess by your comments that these kinds of changes do not happen often? how do they happen?

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MuchAdo
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happens in a private league such as the Galatic football league.  In public leagues the rules are set by the site administrators.  In private leagues you can set the rules as you wish.  One fellow in the pay-to-play league had Prator and he kicked a number of 50+ field goals.  Thus he made a suggestion that we change the points for kickers, the league voted and it passed.

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I_AM---
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sadock
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 Guess it's not that unique, but you're still the best!!

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sadock
Re: Pimp thyself my fellow junkies!

 We must be thinking of entirely different cremes.......

Ah, the difference betwixt a resident of the gutter and a visitor who's mind flitters hither and yon.

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Insignificant_Blood_Splatter
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I love being able to get a glimpse more about what goes on in my fellow junkie's heads. Very interesting. :)

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sadock
Re: Pimp thyself my fellow junkies!

Free Press Podcast with Sam (10:32)

Religion as a Protected Class Podcast with Sam (14:23)

Both are done with Sam, my best friend of many years. Check them out if you want. I don't spend hours editing them like I do with Scott's stuff, but they still sound okay IMHO.

 Let me know what you think if you decide to check them out.

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sadock
Re: Pimp thyself my fellow junkies!

 If you want to give it a listen, here's the link to the page and the show:

Evo @ 11 webpage - where you can see the video we discussed (and cackled about)

Evo @ 11 show # 50 direct link

Thanks much to everyone (Gmork, SlackerQueen, Ms. Information, A, Scott, etc.) who showed up in the chatroom to cheer me on. I'm sure y'all were as surprised as I was that Scott showed up. Hopefully you had a good time amongst yourselves. Sorry I wasn't able to interact with you. 

 

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SlackerQueen
Re: Pimp thyself my fellow junkies!
Damn near fell off my chair laughing at the sheep thing! Laughing

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sadock
Re: Pimp thyself my fellow junkies!

 I remember talking about chicken, pigs and cows. 

OH. You're talking about when Jeff came in after the show, aren't you? The Sheep Friend Finder site?

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WildSeven
Re: Pimp thyself my fellow junkies!

Captain Picard: Mister Crusher SHUT UP! Doctor, get this child off my bridge.

Mal: Well lady, I must say......you're my kinda stupid  UFS

 

Captain Picard: Mister Crusher SHUT UP! Doctor, get this child off my bridge.

Mal: Well lady, I must say......you're my kinda stupid  UFS

 

SlackerQueen
Re: Pimp thyself my fellow junkies!
I have to admit, out of curiousity I went to the site. It felt like I cracked a rib I was laughing so hard!

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