New Ways for Scott to Slaughter the Victims

Posted: Dec 12, 2007 @ 11:08AM 44 replies

This seemed like the most sensible place to post this. Can you think of any interesting ways that Scott could kill people, not that he needs our advice but I'm kind of curious. The kid getting his arm ripped off in Nocturnal for instance gives me an idea. What if someone got their arm pulled off and was then bitch-slapped to death with their own hand! Think of the humiliation of that one. Far better than getting hit with the soggy end don't ya think? Or how about people forced to play tennis with a grenade on a random timer, until only 1 of them is left alive? What ideas have you junkies got?

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Death, chaos and mayhem, the music of the night

Dancinpb

Re: New Ways for Scott to Slaughter the Victims

Posted: Dec 14, 2007 @ 2:11PM

Air compressor See the fun new weapons post.

AshFan

Re: New Ways for Scott to Slaughter the Victims

Posted: Dec 21, 2007 @ 8:55AM

I am a HUGE fan of accidental death by vaccuum cleaner related intercourse. Also, I think he should have a villain who is hooked on those new potato-chips with "illustra" or whatever, and right when he is about to kill the heros, he has massive cramping, and his colon explodes saving the day. Or how a character who is slowly bleeding to death because of a broken light bulb he inserted into his colon... on a search for the one man in the world who can save him, but time is running out...

A chicken crossing the road... Poultry in motion.

jtmanis

Re: New Ways for Scott to Slaughter the Victims

Posted: Dec 21, 2007 @ 1:46PM

Attacked by a miniature doberman.....

Mr_Fahrenheit

Re: New Ways for Scott to Slaughter the Victims

Posted: Dec 30, 2007 @ 1:34PM

dude, a miniature doberman? Really? Why a mini one? -- Death, chaos and mayhem, the music of the night

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jtmanis

Re: New Ways for Scott to Slaughter the Victims

Posted: Dec 31, 2007 @ 8:48PM

They're normally evil, so if they're smaller and kill someone it's just disturbing, and hilarious.

OJ_Mathis_Wrenn

Re: New Ways for Scott to Slaughter the Victims

Posted: Jan 10, 2008 @ 9:56AM

How about have a guy's testicles stuffed up nose and sewn in, then fed into a rusty meat grinder starting with the toes and going in only an inch a minute....... I am Matthias the Groveler, Qyuth Warrior dedicated to the rise of the Sigler Empire.

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NightHawK

Re: New Ways for Scott to Slaughter the Victims

Posted: Jan 10, 2008 @ 10:15AM

That would be painful

OJ_Mathis_Wrenn

Re: New Ways for Scott to Slaughter the Victims

Posted: Jan 10, 2008 @ 10:21AM

Kinda the point... ain't it? I am Matthias the Groveler, Qyuth Warrior dedicated to the rise of the Sigler Empire.

"For future reference, I was sort of hoping for a suggestion that didn't sound like it came from that Bolshevik Muppet with all the dynamite.”

- Jim Butcher

Re: New Ways for Scott to Slaughter the Victims

Posted: Jan 10, 2008 @ 3:20PM

How about choking somebody to death with bloody tampons?

OJ_Mathis_Wrenn

Re: New Ways for Scott to Slaughter the Victims

Posted: Jan 11, 2008 @ 3:55AM

problem is, there are some guys who would get turned on by the thought of that..... I am Matthias the Groveler, Qyuth Warrior dedicated to the rise of the Sigler Empire.

"For future reference, I was sort of hoping for a suggestion that didn't sound like it came from that Bolshevik Muppet with all the dynamite.”

- Jim Butcher

treed

Re: New Ways for Scott to Slaughter the Victims

Posted: Jan 11, 2008 @ 3:24PM

things are getting a little (this is no reference to the overlords height) outlandish* It's all about the Numbers, my friends The Math god

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freakazoid101

Re: New Ways for Scott to Slaughter the Victims

Posted: Jan 11, 2008 @ 3:35PM

On BBC Radio 1 in the UK they had this circus dwarf who pulls around a Henry Hoover (google it... Hoovers shouldn't have faces) with his cock. A variety of celebrities have attempted it and the sound it makes ent pretty. *~* My thoughts this week: I'm going to fail my exams this month... Proved by starting the week with a D.. In maths. Mathematics! This is someone who rarely gets below 90% in maths. Not good.

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jtmanis

Re: New Ways for Scott to Slaughter the Victims

Posted: Jan 13, 2008 @ 1:23PM

Having their testicles burnt off in a toaster, than fed to them with cyanide-shaped viagra.

Mr_Fahrenheit

Re: New Ways for Scott to Slaughter the Victims

Posted: Jan 13, 2008 @ 2:30PM

Yeah, that's true enough. -- Death, chaos and mayhem, the music of the night

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Fatal1ty

Re: New Ways for Scott to Slaughter the Victims

Posted: Jan 13, 2008 @ 2:38PM

my mother-in-law's bean soup. They will self-disembowel. "Trample the weak, hurdle the dead."

"Trample the weak, hurdle the dead."

The_Supreme_Narutard

Re: New Ways for Scott to Slaughter the Victims

Posted: Jan 13, 2008 @ 5:15PM

he can rip their throats out with his teeth. like in Iowa Typhoon. By the way,

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Medri

Re: New Ways for Scott to Slaughter the Victims

Posted: Jan 13, 2008 @ 6:12PM

corrosive chemicals in asthma inhalers, suck it straight into the lungs. switch all eye wash stations to nitric acid. on second toughts.. i seem to have lost any appetite for thinking of ways to harm others..

freakazoid101

Re: New Ways for Scott to Slaughter the Victims

Posted: Jan 14, 2008 @ 12:51PM

If I recall correctly, you mentioned in another post how much you hated it. It can't be that rancid...can it? *~* My thoughts this week: Waiting is an essential part of junkie life. Last exam this tuesday! It's maths. Hope it goes better than last time. :S

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Fatal1ty

Re: New Ways for Scott to Slaughter the Victims

Posted: Jan 14, 2008 @ 3:41PM

Not a fan. On an unrelated note, I'm doubly mad that I was listening to part 1 of Snipe Hunt, and turned on what I thought was part 2, only to have Siglerhead telling me the snipes were killing everyone. I was 20 seconds into his story so far before I realized I had part 3, and not part 2. I'm going now. "Trample the weak, hurdle the dead."

"Trample the weak, hurdle the dead."

Gmork

Re: New Ways for Scott to Slaughter the Victims

Posted: Jan 17, 2008 @ 6:31PM

Defenestration Or maybe a wood chipper ___________________ $DO || ! $DO ; try try: command not found

treed

Re: New Ways for Scott to Slaughter the Victims

Posted: Jan 18, 2008 @ 8:11AM

much like what braveheart got from crotch to neck the voices just shuddered * It's all about the Numbers, my friends The Math god

ogreoregon

Re: New Ways for Scott to Slaughter the Victims

Posted: Jan 18, 2008 @ 4:10PM

Defenestration should be mandentory for all evildoers, Oh, exept for our Evil Overlord, scuze me.

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Coravel_Ahnae

Re: New Ways for Scott to Slaughter the Victims

Posted: Jan 18, 2008 @ 7:45PM

I say slash open their stomach on a roof, rip out their intestines and wrap them around the neck then kick them over the side to dangle with own organs.

Gmork

Re: New Ways for Scott to Slaughter the Victims

Posted: Jan 18, 2008 @ 9:01PM

Nuthin' like surviving being thrown out of a window only to have your life saved by a heaping pile of shit....brilliant! ___________________ $DO || ! $DO ; try try: command not found