OK, I really like Christopher Moore's books (Lamb, Dirty Jobs, Fool) but he seems to be competing with our beloved FDO for world domination.
From an interview with the UCLA paper: "Since becoming published, how have your writing habits/ goals changed?
Actually, my goals are about the same: Total World Domination. I've adjusted my writing habits to accommodate that goal, allowing for only six to ten hours of television a day, and fewer than ten hours of video games. I stay on a low-fat diet and maintain a large network of covert operatives in major cities all over the world who sit on buses reading my stuff and laughing uproariously. "
What say you, Junkie? Dare we let this go unchallenged?