hhhmmm... SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #? in crack hits (Special? Ain't I just) Multiple S.H.I.T. Award Recipient! Double Dipper and Triple Threat! All-around uberjunkie!
Really helps... More than I thought it would have... By the way, you're a pussy.... just to let you know... but that'a alright, cause you're gonna die anyway... Okay, okay I won't make you a pussy, but you will be snuffed...
SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #3 in crack hits (Special? Ain't I just)
hhhmmm... SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #? in crack hits (Special? Ain't I just) Multiple S.H.I.T. Award Recipient! Double Dipper and Triple Threat! All-around uberjunkie!
And I ain't even done for the day yet Junkies! In reality the first 2 chapters are complete and total crap. I know that, but the deadline kept me going and Chapters 3-5 are pretty frickin' cool. Maybe I don't suck after all! Besides... Rough Draft..
Oh, and before I forget! DAMN YOU SIGLER! I'm gonna Kill you in my book! (If that's okay with you that is). And not an ultra cool 'die like a man' scenario either... No my friend, you're gonna die like weasal, begging for your life like some crankpot 3rd world dictator when faced with the actual size of his own wang! You come out with a new Nocturnal, just as I'm getting going! I'm saving it for a commute, where normally I woulda just sniffed that shit up like the coke that it is! I took the time to listen to the Stank Announcement, and while that just plain ol' rocked grandma's nickers right off of her, it doesn't get you off the hook for jackin' me over with the new nocturnal episode that I can't listen to until I get another couple of thousand words down! Do you feel it?!? Do you feel the pain? The Heat? The almost insufferable explosive RAGE! ARGH!!!!
SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #3 in crack hits (Special? Ain't I just)
hhhmmm... SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #? in crack hits (Special? Ain't I just) Multiple S.H.I.T. Award Recipient! Double Dipper and Triple Threat! All-around uberjunkie!
I wrote 1444 words to a fan-fic for nocturnal. me and someone else were planning it for a while and I just got around to typing it. I'm thinking that depending on how much I ca nget done by the end of the week I might sign up and try to put together a "novel" of fan-fiction stories I would write. Not only from Sigler's stories but maybe also from TZC.
G-Man
I am gman's "spider fingers".
G-Man
"I used to be obsessed with a tv show about people acting like jackasses. I think it was called dumbass" - Earl Hickey
5,684 Words... Still trying to get to the really good parts too!
Quick simple excerpt:
Normally, a mid-level manager would not have the permissions to create user accounts, but Mr. Moriss had insisted that he be given domain level administrative permissions because as he had said: “This is my network damn it! And you work for me! I should have the same rights on this network as you do!” Of course, he had then proceeded to access the main file and print server and believing he was simply giving himself access, replaced ‘all’ of the permissions on ‘all’ of the files on the server; Effectively wiping out the existing permissions structure. Mr. Morris could get to everything. The rest of the company? Not so much. It had taken Nick and Susan 2 days to get everything back to normal. For his part in it, Mr. Moriss’ had refused to take any of the blame and had chalked it up to “general network problems”. Nick chuckled as he remembered this; then once again, he was snapped back into reality as he heard a door close across the office floor and his heart jumped up his throat to take up residence somewhere near his tonsils.
SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #3 in crack hits (Special? Ain't I just)
hhhmmm... SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #? in crack hits (Special? Ain't I just) Multiple S.H.I.T. Award Recipient! Double Dipper and Triple Threat! All-around uberjunkie!
It's tough getting onto the site right now, but here's kind of how it works...
You just keep on writing, and whenever you feel like it, log onto the site.
Go to "MyNaNoWriMo" and then "Edit Novel Info".
A page will come up with places to give your novel more information:
a name
an author
a synopsis
an excerpt
and right near the top is a place for wordcount....
If they have the word counter enabled, you could use that, on mine they don't.
Just click in the blank for word count and enter however many words you have.
Then go to the bottom and click on submit.
It will then go to a page with your novel info on it including your new wordcount.
The little blue bar will start to move for you as well.
SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #3 in crack hits (Special? Ain't I just)
hhhmmm... SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #? in crack hits (Special? Ain't I just) Multiple S.H.I.T. Award Recipient! Double Dipper and Triple Threat! All-around uberjunkie!
I got around to topping off my hip flask with scotch... I've only been using it for a day and a half, but man i must have been tugging at it more than I thought! Go ahead and try to do something underhanded and dirty with THAT! You degenerate bastards!
SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #3 in crack hits (Special? Ain't I just)
hhhmmm... SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #? in crack hits (Special? Ain't I just) Multiple S.H.I.T. Award Recipient! Double Dipper and Triple Threat! All-around uberjunkie!
A quick excerpt:
The doors in front of them opened up as they pushed them open and they were greeted with a blue hallway. Not a ‘blue’ highway, as in the adjective of describing someone with a dirty mouth, such as Leon, but as in the color. The entire eighth grade wing was themed with one thing: The color blue. Dark blue floor tiles, light blue walls, and very light blue ceilings were just some of the most noticeable blue things among the most minute blue details of the hallway. Why the hell the school had decided to Smurf-ify that wing, he had no idea. Some of the other students had asked why, and even the teachers didn’t know. If he could find the architect of the school, Leon would probably end up beating him to death with a can of blue paint. The only downside to that plot would be that the paint can could rupture and spray even more blue paint onto the walls, much to the chagrin to others.
Like it could have come from some personal experience? It reminds me of some of the supervisor I've known. Keep it coming Jam!
“I still can't tell if that's funny or really scary.”
KISS'd by Sigler. Honored recipient of the 2009 "Iron Man" Award.
*Member of the Wolfpack* Funky Name Brotha, Gutter Brethren & Pusher Thrice Over!
Gotta fly!!!!
SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #3 in crack hits (Special? Ain't I just)
hhhmmm... SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #? in crack hits (Special? Ain't I just) Multiple S.H.I.T. Award Recipient! Double Dipper and Triple Threat! All-around uberjunkie!
Bite on that one! Har!
SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #3 in crack hits (Special? Ain't I just)
hhhmmm... SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #? in crack hits (Special? Ain't I just) Multiple S.H.I.T. Award Recipient! Double Dipper and Triple Threat! All-around uberjunkie!
I'm gonna have to buy some more scotch... I seem to be racing through this bottle. Dewars... not too bad. couldn't bring myself to buy the real expensive stuff...
SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #3 in crack hits (Special? Ain't I just)
hhhmmm... SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #? in crack hits (Special? Ain't I just) Multiple S.H.I.T. Award Recipient! Double Dipper and Triple Threat! All-around uberjunkie!
Ticked up to 10,021 at lunch today... Pretty good shit too! I'm enjoying this NaNoWriMo thing waaaay too much....
SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #3 in crack hits (Special? Ain't I just)
hhhmmm... SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #? in crack hits (Special? Ain't I just) Multiple S.H.I.T. Award Recipient! Double Dipper and Triple Threat! All-around uberjunkie!
G-Man
I am gman's "spider fingers".
G-Man
"I used to be obsessed with a tv show about people acting like jackasses. I think it was called dumbass" - Earl Hickey
Check out this excerpt:
Mabel Winston was excited. She was so excited she was jiggling, and Mabel Winston never jiggled. She glanced around the bus in excited anticipation. She had been saving for this particular event for over a year, scrimping and scraping from every social security check and every dividend payment she’d received since she first learned of ‘the show’. While Mabel jiggled, a small murmur of conversation permeated the interior of the deluxe motor coach. It was a large tour bus destined for Los Vegas and the show of a lifetime, its huge wheels chewing up the miles as it rumbled down the highway. Spontaneously, someone broke into song, warbling out in a high pitched sqeek, “Far. We’ve been traveling far. Without a home, but not without a star!” As if on queue a dozen other voices, as equally bad as the first joined in and Mabel just couldn’t help herself and belted out in her enormous alto: “Freeee, only want to be freeeee! We huddle close, hang on to a dreeeeam!” By this time everyone else had joined in and the windows of the bus rattled with the cacophony of discordant voices. “On the boats and on the planes
SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #3 in crack hits (Special? Ain't I just)
hhhmmm... SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #? in crack hits (Special? Ain't I just) Multiple S.H.I.T. Award Recipient! Double Dipper and Triple Threat! All-around uberjunkie!
I'm bookin!
If these longish excerpts are too much for you let me know... This is why I wanted something fun!
Cassandra lived alone. She was always alone. She would often lament to herself, that even in a crowd of people she was still alone. It had been this way since she began her adult life as a fourteen year old runaway. As often happens with runaways, she immediately fell in with the wrong crowd, but when you’re hungry and cold, you’ll take what you can get from whoever will give it to you, and at any price. In that dark time, she’d done a lot of things she was definitely not proud of, and most of those things she refused to acknowledge had happened, much less remembered. But there were times, when the sun had set and she was alone with her own thoughts that the pain would return, squeezing the humanity from her and leaving nothing but an animalistic husk that resembled anything but a human being. Those were the nights she cried. The rest of the time she shrouded herself in the insane bravado of what she perceived to be an adult persona, closed to the world, and all that she dreamed the world might have to offer.
Not long after she had made a name for herself as the kid who’d do anything to anyone, she was forced to do a ‘favor’ for a local gang. They forced her to seduce the leader of a rival gang and lure him into a trap where he would be killed over a small strip of territory, barely ten city blocks long. The ruse had worked so well, that the leader of the gang, known on the street as JP, made a deal and ‘rented’ her out to the local organized crime syndicate boss, Mr. White, who supplied his gang with drugs. Once again, she performed her duties flawlessly and JP was rewarded for it with a discount. The next time Mr. White wanted to avail her of her services, he offered her a job. Naturally, she took it. JP had become bored with her, and as the saying on the street went, when JP got bored, she got bruised.
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hhhmmm... SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #? in crack hits (Special? Ain't I just) Multiple S.H.I.T. Award Recipient! Double Dipper and Triple Threat! All-around uberjunkie!
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