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Name JP's Crew!

Posted: Dec 25, 2008 @ 12:14PM 92 replies

JP is claiming most if not all of the female junkies as part of his crew, entourage, whatever you wish to call us. Anyway, we need a good name for JP's crew. Give us your best shot and the winner may end up with a prize in their CH box!!!!!

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Dan652

Re: Name JP's Crew!

Posted: Dec 25, 2008 @ 12:35PM

I was going to suggest Crack Wh....., but I figured that would get me in trouble.

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Twowire

Re: Name JP's Crew!

Posted: Dec 25, 2008 @ 1:05PM

JP's Gang of Gorgeous Junkie Babe's!

"Get off... the nuclear... warhead."

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Dan652

Re: Name JP's Crew!

Posted: Dec 25, 2008 @ 1:21PM

Remember - Junkie pics have not been verified.

Life Lesson #13 – Tequila and firearms do not mix

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MuchAdo

Re: Name JP's Crew!

Posted: Dec 25, 2008 @ 1:35PM

Dan, dan, dan, dan, dan, dan, dan!!!! You certainly don't want the wrath of the female junkies. JP, twowire, and wolf will have to teach you how to sweet talk us women!!!!

"Well. I'll tell you what. You gonna kick it with me. Or I'm gonna kick you out. What you think of that?" Sister Mary Clarence

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Dan652

Re: Name JP's Crew!

Posted: Dec 25, 2008 @ 1:53PM

But don't we all gather here to smoke crack?

Harldy a romantic setting for sweet talk - unless we are smoking by candle light.

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Twowire

Re: Name JP's Crew!

Posted: Dec 25, 2008 @ 2:49PM

JP's Unanimously Gorgeous Gang of Sirens! Hehee.....

"Get off... the nuclear... warhead."

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SlackerQueen

Re: Name JP's Crew!

Posted: Dec 25, 2008 @ 3:58PM

Best one I've heard yet!

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MuchAdo

Re: Name JP's Crew!

Posted: Dec 25, 2008 @ 5:11PM

That is pretty funny.

"Well. I'll tell you what. You gonna kick it with me. Or I'm gonna kick you out. What you think of that?" Sister Mary Clarence

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redhedtexan

Re: Name JP's Crew!

Posted: Dec 25, 2008 @ 5:47PM

hell if it taste like chicken,bring me chicken!

rodney carigton

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momma_dee

Re: Name JP's Crew!

Posted: Dec 25, 2008 @ 6:07PM

We are the Tempting Pimps all men want to be pimped by us. I need a chicken ranch to fill with my roosters. So I can be Pimpin' them.

J.P knows he wants to be claimed by me. Don't Start Nothin' Won't Be Nothin'

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The_Supreme_Narutard

Re: Name JP's Crew!

Posted: Dec 25, 2008 @ 8:32PM

'Nuff said

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Dan652

Re: Name JP's Crew!

Posted: Dec 26, 2008 @ 7:17AM

Such a name would subliminally suggest a threesome - at least to me it does.

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SynapticJam

Re: Name JP's Crew!

Posted: Dec 26, 2008 @ 8:05AM

SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #3 in crack hits (Special? Ain't I just)

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hhhmmm... SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #? in crack hits (Special? Ain't I just) Multiple S.H.I.T. Award Recipient! Double Dipper and Triple Threat! All-around uberjunkie!

SynapticJam

Re: Name JP's Crew!

Posted: Dec 26, 2008 @ 8:09AM

In keeping with the theme... of course, how do you write the plural of ho?

I do like the J Bones though...

J-Bones bitches (sorry if it's too offensive)

J-Bones Harem

J-Bones Bevy of beautiful babes

J-Bones Dames - Cute and Undeniably Primo (D-Cup)

SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #3 in crack hits (Special? Ain't I just)

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Re: Name JP's Crew!

Posted: Dec 26, 2008 @ 9:05AM

Good god, man! You're gonna get yourself killed! All these gals have perfectly ample bosoms. By ample I mean the perfect size. By perfect, I clearly mean just the right size for each of these beautiful ladies. You get the point--as guys it ain't our place to question the mommy bags. They're all perfect, regardless of the avatar. (Now if I were you, I'd grovel for forgiveness from the crew before they crush you beneath their awesome, sexy powerfulness...)

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SynapticJam

Re: Name JP's Crew!

Posted: Dec 26, 2008 @ 9:09AM

Of course, if I had to go, being crushed by sexy powerful women like those would definatley be in my top 10, if not top 5....

SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #3 in crack hits (Special? Ain't I just)

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Re: Name JP's Crew!

Posted: Dec 26, 2008 @ 9:11AM

gives you a whole new view of what it means to be left "breathless" by a bunch of hot gals...

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KristynaMae

Re: Name JP's Crew!

Posted: Dec 26, 2008 @ 9:25AM

I love it! And you guys really do know how to sweet talk the ladies on here :-) Flattery will get you everywhere in life, especially when your talking about the "girls"!

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Re: Name JP's Crew!

Posted: Dec 26, 2008 @ 9:27AM

50 sweet-talkin' CHs for you! (See how this works, Dan?)

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KristynaMae

Re: Name JP's Crew!

Posted: Dec 26, 2008 @ 9:37AM

You need to take lessons from JP. His wife has taught him well! Maybe she's the one that needs to give the lessons!

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Dan652

Re: Name JP's Crew!

Posted: Dec 26, 2008 @ 10:28AM

I guess it depends on what stage of life you are at. On Christmas Eve, I complimented my loving spouse of 27 years on how her hot wings were much better than the ones at Hooters, which gave me one, but only one, less reason to go there.

My daughters BF almost choked on his chicken (very bad pun intended) but Angie took it as a compliment. Afterall, her father was a submarine sailor so she knew what she was getting into when she married me.

“One ping – one ping only” Captain Ramius