Gotta love it.

I don’t think I can put into words how many different chilies and spices I consumed that day.
The entire “exit strategy” that night and the next day consisted of me crying my eyes out asking why the gods had forsaken me.

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Been there, done that, wiped my ass with the t-shirt because I'd used all the toilet paper.

I honestly contemplated wipping my ass with vanilla ice cream at one point.

Such are the burdens of a hardcore chilihead.

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Whats funny is that I think I said that about one of your posts as well. :-)

You ate a whole pizza with 18 habaneros on it? Or you ate part of a pizza and that part had 18 habaneros on it, or you ate some of a pizza with 18 habaneros on it, but you didn't eat 18?

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BigJohn: Badass enough to get the drop on Kissyman

6 pieces at lunch, last 2 at dinner.
then an assload of pain.
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That sounds awful. Just awful.

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BigJohn: Badass enough to get the drop on Kissyman

seems to have flatulance and burps that smell about the same.

**All this plan is missing is a giant freaking laser in space."**

then I saw him taking random trips to the cat's litter box.
All is now explained.

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I have a friend who is just as big a chilihead as I am and we're always looking for a meal that can bring us to our knees...haven't found it, yet.
Most places and dishes forget about the flavor and just go for heat, which isn’t what we’re after.  We’re into the balance of sweat inducing heat as well as something that tastes so good you can’t make yourself stop going back for more.  The problem, however, is 1 to 2 hours later than that stuff is burning a hole through your GI tract and you’ve got to deal with several bouts of faucet ass.
Sadly, we’ve reached the top of what natural products can do.  We both ate ghost chilies and were severely disappointed. 
For outdoor lacrosse tailgating this year, I’m going to make a batch of my usual spicy BBQ wings, but I’m going to add a 5,000,000 scoville units extract to the mix, thus making said wings potentially 5x hotter than a ghost chili.

Yes, I’ll have some toilet paper in the freezer for that one.

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Not sure if you listen to podcast novel 'The Leviathan Chronicles', but the author has soapbox episodes where he and his director get together and shoot the shit.  In one of the later soapbox episodes, he talks about being a chili pepper lover and his adventure with the Dorset Naga pepper. It's funny stuff and it sounds like the author is much in the same line as you..looking for something that is both hot and flavorful, not just something that's caustic.  Here's a wikipedia link on the pepper as well as a website dedicated to the pepper.
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is that they tend to "recycle" like that. I have one of those little security chains on the door to the room the the cat box is in to keep my Irish from forraging in the litterbox. Unfortunately he tends to snack on the droppings from my Chiweenie, which I don't mind too much because it saves me from cleaning them up.

**All this plan is missing is a giant freaking laser in space."**

in my house we call them tootsie rolls
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Krunchie Treatz

That's the downsides of full casts and awesome production values... the time lag necessary....

hhhmmm...  SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #2 or 3 in crack hits (Special?  Ain't I just)  Multiple S.H.I.T. Award Recipient!  Double Dipper and Triple Threat!  All-around uberjunkie!

to Fart, is getting out of an elevator. Let her rip as the doors open, step out, then turn and look at the faces on the people as the doors close. Just gives me joy to share with others.

Richno3.......out

is a Chiweenie???

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Pusher, Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren & [flickr-photo:id=3938763689,size=m]

at the airport.  Dropped some serious heinous anus in the elevator just before the doors opened.  Some poor bastard walked in just as I left and I nearly split a seam trying to hold in the laughter.  I couldn’t keep it when as the doors closed as all I heard was “Uuuuugh!!!”.

Good times.

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I ate a dried one expecting some sort of deity seeing religious experience but was sorely disappointed.  I’ve tried it in powdered form with similar results.  The only option next is to get a live, fresh pod, but they’re notoriously hard to grow in this climate; but that won’t stop me from trying this summer. ;-)

At this point, though, I'm starting to think that my tongue is just broken.

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how disappointing   That's sucks balls. I was hoping for an evil ass ripping story from these peppers.  Well, hope you find a fresh one with some kick.  Sounds like an adventure!
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Why yes, apples. How did you know? [flickr-photo:id=4347154616] Pusher and member of the Gutter Sistren

You sick bastard, how could you!

hhhmmm...  SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #2 or 3 in crack hits (Special?  Ain't I just)  Multiple S.H.I.T. Award Recipient!  Double Dipper and Triple Threat!  All-around uberjunkie!

But I already did that one...   Of course.. I do love the term heinous Anus though...

Patent that sucker as the name of a new breath mint! 

"Does your mouth smell like ass crack...  just suck on our heinous anus, it's set you right as a golden shower..."

hhhmmm...  SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #2 or 3 in crack hits (Special?  Ain't I just)  Multiple S.H.I.T. Award Recipient!  Double Dipper and Triple Threat!  All-around uberjunkie!