BigJohn

as a non-lethal bio-chemical weapon.

and goes back to WW1 to be responsible for Mustard Gas attacks on the Eastern front.

okay, that was funny in my head, but seems kinds dumb now that I've typed it out. gonna post it anyway.

**All this plan is missing is a giant freaking laser in space."**

Mine smells like roses, but my dog...omg, his are so bad, they are soley responsible for the hole in the ozone layer!
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I guess mustard gas is what you'd have after eating a lot of chili dogs.  I mean, aside from the historical reality of military chemical warfare and all that.  And the death of lots of people part.

I sense the need for an experimental trip to Skyline Chili in my near future.

mmm...skylinechili dot com baybeh.

Naturally, of course.

My kitten used to blast the room with little furry flatulence that would knock over a St. Bernard.

of the "Mr. Yuck" sticker on each cheek.

http://blogs.houstonpress.com/eating/MrYukSticker.jpg

My hubby's are sooo bad, the dog leaves the room. He once talked about making a deordorizing underwear...

Why yes, apples. How did you know? [flickr-photo:id=4347154616] Pusher and member of the Gutter Sistren

the filter on a cigarette after it's been smoked!

BigJohn

(blame my great-great-great-grandfather for his Egyptian shenanigans)

BigJohn

That there isnt anyone who's ever been exposed to my noxious emissions still alive to tell the tale of my stank ass tails stankiness!

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KISS'd by Sigler. Honored recipient of the 2009 "Iron Man" Award.
Pusher twice over.

The people on my floor have no idea its me, but they are all talking about the random smell of shit the fills the office from time to time!

Gold

the same capabilities that I have.  However, the UN is threatening sanctions.

this is a good one!!!! It's so good I wish I thought of it!
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Satan himself abdicated his thrown as he was no longer the foulest thing ever created.

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the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

Not only am I routinely stopped for violated the noise level ordinance, I won the frickin' Nobel Peace prize for finding a way to power my car with the methane.  BBBRRRRRRAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!  All the way down the road bitches!   It's just this damn hose jammed up my poopershooter that tends to irritate me a bit.

hhhmmm...  SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #2 or 3 in crack hits (Special?  Ain't I just)  Multiple S.H.I.T. Award Recipient!  Double Dipper and Triple Threat!  All-around uberjunkie!

Miss.

*gurgle...gurgle...RETCH*

rawfulmaow

the DOG leaves the room?  The same dog that munches the "treats" from the kitty litter?

a pale tan stream ejecting from the seat of your pants.

Where do the stories come from then, I wonder?

I still do that in the supermarket.

And in my classroom right before I pick up the kids from art class.

to consume supplements of Beano with every meal.

the Lord of Filth?