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Mommy Bags

Posted: Jun 20, 2009 @ 3:20PM 766 replies

There seems be a general need for a thread where everyone can get their mommy bag conversations on. Somehow, a large percentage of the threads end up having the conversations steered toward mommy bags. So when the conversation in a thread starts going that way, you are all compelled to come to this thread and discuss mommy bags until it is out of your system. Then you may go back to posting as you normally would.

Also just to clarify, we are using a WIDE term for mommy bags in this thread. While it is tradtionally a euphemism for women's breasts, manboobs are also welcome.

And with that....take it away!

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Re: Mommy Bags

Posted: Jun 23, 2009 @ 7:45PM

and what are they smacking you with? ;)

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Re: Mommy Bags

Posted: Jun 23, 2009 @ 7:47PM

While that rumor is true, I'm still only one man. And a short one that that.

Twowire

Re: Mommy Bags

Posted: Jun 23, 2009 @ 7:50PM

(not really, shes a good sport) and shes not a Junkie anyway, so I'm safe in that aspect. She has implants and one day one of them ended up close to being under her armpit! Some how it had gotten loose and shifted. I laughed, she did too. Until she got it fixed she said she kept having to move it back it to position every morning!

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Re: Mommy Bags

Posted: Jun 23, 2009 @ 7:55PM

I'm sure she is much happier and healthier with a D, although, I bet her husband is depressed.

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Re: Mommy Bags

Posted: Jun 23, 2009 @ 8:00PM

I'm not sure they could handle us!

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Re: Mommy Bags

Posted: Jun 23, 2009 @ 8:04PM

Your poor sister.

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Re: Mommy Bags

Posted: Jun 23, 2009 @ 8:07PM

But I did have to wipe a little drool off his chin! Lol.

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Re: Mommy Bags

Posted: Jun 23, 2009 @ 8:43PM

when the migration happened, was it noticable?

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Re: Mommy Bags

Posted: Jun 23, 2009 @ 9:42PM

through her clothing. She could push it and it would end up moving to her side aways. It was funny as hell, we were cracking up about it.

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Re: Mommy Bags

Posted: Jun 23, 2009 @ 9:58PM

The first post was funny but reading the fact that you thought twice about posting it made it even funnier.
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Re: Mommy Bags

Posted: Jun 23, 2009 @ 10:03PM

balloons, bazookas, blinkers, bombs, boobies, boobs, bosom torpedoes, boulders,breasticles, breasts, bristols, cans, chesticles, cleavage, cones, cupcakes, dumplins, floppers, funbags, gazongas, headlights, honkers, honkers, hooters, jugs, knockers, mammaries, mellons, melons, milk bags, mounds, mountains, muffins, my two best friends, nips, pillows, rack, shakers, sweater meat, sweater puppies, T1 & T2, ta-tas, the girls, the dairy section, tig ol' bitties, tweeters. yahoos, twins, whoppers, ying-yangs
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Re: Mommy Bags

Posted: Jun 24, 2009 @ 12:09AM

... or your mommy bags. Time seems to linger there. Either that, or you have some sort of database with as many euphamisms for breasts as you have ever come across. Which, I might add, is not creepy, it is dedicated.

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Re: Mommy Bags

Posted: Jun 24, 2009 @ 6:40AM

Please, please start that thread!

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Re: Mommy Bags

Posted: Jun 24, 2009 @ 2:03PM

http://en.sevenload.com/videos/GYHw47R-99-different-words-for-breasts

(Fair warning; lots of pcis of the Mommy Bags in this video)

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Re: Mommy Bags

Posted: Jun 24, 2009 @ 3:53PM

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Re: Mommy Bags

Posted: Jun 24, 2009 @ 4:22PM

Literally, to much! Just kidding, I was LMOA watching the vid!

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Re: Mommy Bags

Posted: Jun 24, 2009 @ 4:25PM

(that's ManBoobs, NOT MommyBags!)

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Re: Mommy Bags

Posted: Jun 24, 2009 @ 5:43PM

i'll have keep that video, that funny! thanks slackerqueen

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Re: Mommy Bags

Posted: Jun 24, 2009 @ 5:52PM

See now this is the magic of the Mommy Bag thread. Good work outta you SlackerQueen!!
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