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Gmork
Mommy Bags
Posted: Jun 20, 2009 @ 3:20PM 766 replies

There seems be a general need for a thread where everyone can get their mommy bag conversations on.  Somehow, a large percentage of the threads end up having the conversations steered toward mommy bags. So when the conversation in a thread starts going that way, you are all compelled to come to this thread and discuss mommy bags until it is out of your system.  Then you may go back to posting as you normally would.

Also just to clarify, we are using a WIDE term for mommy bags in this thread.  While it is tradtionally a euphemism for women's breasts, manboobs are also welcome.Tongue out

And with that....take it away!

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Gmork
Re: Mommy Bags
Posted: Jun 23, 2009 @ 4:03PM
If a guy told me my boobs were obnoxious as a compliment, I would smack him. With my boob!  Just so he knew what he wasn't gettingYell
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SlackerQueen
Re: Mommy Bags
Posted: Jun 23, 2009 @ 4:17PM

You would be blown away by the sheer awesomness that is us :P

 

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Wolf
Re: Mommy Bags
Posted: Jun 23, 2009 @ 4:32PM

boobs, breasts, jugs, knockers, hooters, boobies, melons, rack, mammaries, headlights, honkers, pillows, chesticles, nips, cleavage, gazongas, bombs, mountains, bristols, sweater meat, sweater puppies, whoppers, bazookas, balloons, breasticles, blinkers, mounds, floppers, mellons, funbags, milk bags, boulders, twins, bosom torpedoes, the dairy section, tig ol' bitties, cones, shakers, tweeters. yahoos, honkers, the girls, cans, cupcakes, ying-yangs, ta-tas, muffins, T1 & T2, my two best friends, dumplins, etc . .........

 

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Kevinesque
Re: Mommy Bags
Posted: Jun 23, 2009 @ 5:41PM
and another batch of hilarity pops up!  Too funny. :-)
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I_AM---
Re: Mommy Bags
Posted: Jun 23, 2009 @ 6:04PM

I am hoping that even in my Lil' Devil persona Girlco would take care of me. 

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I_AM---
Re: Mommy Bags
Posted: Jun 23, 2009 @ 6:05PM

at least you didn't miss any of it. 

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steveANARCHY
Re: Mommy Bags
Posted: Jun 23, 2009 @ 6:29PM

Krusty the Clown's favorite Bazoomba's?  i double dog dare you Wolf to put those in alphabetical order...that makes a really good reference list.

 

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I_AM---
Re: Mommy Bags
Posted: Jun 23, 2009 @ 6:44PM

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steveANARCHY
Re: Mommy Bags
Posted: Jun 23, 2009 @ 6:47PM

my gf and i say "same case new filling"

 

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I_AM---
Re: Mommy Bags
Posted: Jun 23, 2009 @ 6:52PM

what about reduction?

My sister-in-law was a 'G', she had to reduce because as a firewoman, her back hurt.

After the boys were born she had a reduction. she is now a 'D'. my Brother was depressed for a long time.

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MuchAdo
Re: Mommy Bags
Posted: Jun 23, 2009 @ 6:54PM

I'll have to remember that one.

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Kevinesque
Re: Mommy Bags
Posted: Jun 23, 2009 @ 6:57PM
I had to get a reduction too.  But that's for another thread.  Innocent
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I_AM---
Re: Mommy Bags
Posted: Jun 23, 2009 @ 6:57PM

that is a keeper

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Kevinesque
Re: Mommy Bags
Posted: Jun 23, 2009 @ 6:59PM
that I waffled a whole 15 seconds before I hit 'Post Comment' on the above... the devil on my shoulder won that battle, despite the halo.
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I_AM---
Re: Mommy Bags
Posted: Jun 23, 2009 @ 7:08PM

you are just soooo funny. 

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steveANARCHY
Re: Mommy Bags
Posted: Jun 23, 2009 @ 7:20PM

poor guy, i feel bad for him.  

 

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I_AM---
Re: Mommy Bags
Posted: Jun 23, 2009 @ 7:22PM

the hose monkeys (as he calls them) helped him through it.

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steveANARCHY
Re: Mommy Bags
Posted: Jun 23, 2009 @ 7:24PM

people around you during trying time.  glad he's doing better

 

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Kevinesque
Re: Mommy Bags
Posted: Jun 23, 2009 @ 7:31PM

especially in the mommy bag thread.

 

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steveANARCHY
Re: Mommy Bags
Posted: Jun 23, 2009 @ 7:37PM

yep!

 

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Twowire
Re: Mommy Bags
Posted: Jun 23, 2009 @ 7:37PM
 A buxomly lady wearing a Guess shirt starts to walk by me. I stopped her and I say "Implants?" Needless to say she slapped me! Thats what I get for guessing. :p
 

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Twowire
Re: Mommy Bags
Posted: Jun 23, 2009 @ 7:39PM
 I'd just stay home and play with my Mommy Bags all day.  Hehee, know where that came from?
 

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I_AM---
Re: Mommy Bags
Posted: Jun 23, 2009 @ 7:40PM

before I could type this. Damn, never heard that one before.

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I_AM---
Re: Mommy Bags
Posted: Jun 23, 2009 @ 7:43PM

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Twowire
Re: Mommy Bags
Posted: Jun 23, 2009 @ 7:44PM
 Skit with Kristy Alley in which she plays, I think, an alien woman from a planet where the women eyes had migrated 
to their breasts because that where the males always ended up spending most of their time staring while taking with them?
 

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