Five years releasing a free podcast? At least $200,000 in labor.

Five years of people listening to a free podcast? An estimated $1 million in lost productivity.

Two hundred M1 Abrams tanks painted a jaunty orange-and-black plaid? $120 million.

The dead stare on the face of the world's poplation when I gas them bitches? PRICELESS!

That's really good. Unsurprisingly. 

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Death, chaos and mayhem, the music of the night

Becoming a Junkie through podcasty goodness....... $0 on Mastercard

Buying books to support the FDO, in hopes of shortening the way to his destruction of humanity....  approx $130 plus shipping, on Mastercard

The look on Mom's face when you show up to Xmas Dinner in a Krakens Jersey, with a nice, new "Property of the FDO" tattoo on your forehead... Priceless

The FDO's greatness is free... For everything else, there's Mastercard

- A fond and fair adieu to all... Till the FDO's day comes... Then we all gets to run bitches! :-P

One cow for experimentation - £3,500.00 (Believe it or not that is the price for one cow, one stinking stupid cow, what a rip)

A crazy plan to tackle the problem of lack of doner organs - £6 Billion

Creation of a evil and pretty pissed off creature from the past - Priceless

 Seriously? £3,500 for a single smelly ass cow? WTF? Man suddenly steak seems sooooo cheap.

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Death, chaos and mayhem, the music of the night

I know, its crazy, I imagine you get a discount if you buy more than one, or maybe they'll accept magic beans