Alas! I am a student at UCLA with no car, and the FFDO (Fucking Future Dark Overlord) (said with love) decided to stop way the hell down in Redondododo (it's so far away I don't know how to spell it).

Long story short, are there any crazy junkies in the western Los Angeles area that would want to pool (carpool, pool of blood, whatever floats yer boat) ? I will pitch in for gas and amenities such as snacks. I just want to be there! All right, that's it. (And if I put anything else in parentheses, I'll shoot myself)