paul_e_cooley
Junkie Con 2011?

Due to tons of traffic on Twitter regarding a possible "Junkie Con," and the fact someone (ah-hem @sadock) seems to think I'm in charge or organizing said event, I think we should spend a little time talking about this.

First off, location?  Somewhere central to both coasts would be nice, but I keep hearing "Las Vegas" as a potential site, although Denver is probably more centrally located.

Secondly, besides insane amounts of alcohol, Siglerism prayer meetings and general supplication to the Future Dark Overlord, what kinds of panels/events would there be?  What would you like to do at Junkie-Con?  Start brainstorming people.  Otherwise, it will just turn into a massive party (not that I'm against that).

Thirdly, what should be the timing?  Balticon is end of May, Dragon*Con is Labor Day Weekend.  So what is a good time of year to have it?

All right, peeps.  Start thinking.  Start posting.


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BigJohn
Re: Junkie Con 2011?

Personally, I would prefer Vegas, but Denver would be good, too. I'm up for anywhere; I think it'd be cool to just get together.

There would have to be a party element; We need to have an in-person Bar Fight. Panels and events? Holy cow, that sounds like a good idea! Maybe we should orchestrate a live-action production of one of the short stories? I dunno. I'm not so good at the ideas.

As far as timing goes, I think Summer or Fall would be nice. Are there any cons in Vegas that the FDO might attend?

 

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athanas
Re: Junkie Con 2011?

(and not just because I live there...)
But Vegas is always awesome because...well, it's Vegas.  Plus, timing isn't really an issue as the weather in the desert is normally fairly grand at all times.

Ideas:
Toothpicked Peeps Death Match Tournament
Athanas v. Big John Century Club Live: The Rematch (or just get a big group together and go until there's 1 person standing)
Krakens v. ??? Flag Football game (look into possibly getting jerseys for an opposing team made for the event, if possible)
Random Q&A with the almighty FDO
More Booze
Depending on when, if it's in Denver, there's a chance we could storm a sporting event in Krakens gear, regardless of sport

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BigJohn
Re: Junkie Con 2011?

 

Because no one wants to be on the Krakens' opposing team, what about Krakens (Tier 1) vs. Mccovi Raiders (Tier 3)?

Athanas, we'd have to up the ante and go for Double Trouble - 2 full hours live!

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SynapticJam
Re: Junkie Con 2011?

Michigan?  In the summer time?  Manitou Island?  Or Denver, or Vegas, wherever.  Just as long as they have an airport close by.  Time?  Depends on kid friendliness and other holidays...

How big are we thinking here?  If we're thinking "THAT BIG" then it can be a con for podcast novelists and podcast novel listeners with a focus on Grandpa Sigs. 

Panels on everything from using social media to push your content for the authors out there...
And panels on things such as, How to optimize your podcast listening pleasure.  Or iTunes vs. the Zune marketplace.

This is wide open people.  Or we could just make it a party about Sigler.  Which I'm cool with too.  But is the Podcast Novel genre really that big and large?  How big and large is it?  I'll check back

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athanas
Re: Junkie Con 2011?

and just be about fans of Sigler getting together to hang out.
Plus, I'm sure that would do wonders to inflate the FDO's ego, which we could then deflate by Chiefing him if he passes out first with his shoes on.

Not saying we WOULD, but.....

we would.

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athanas
Re: Junkie Con 2011?

go until the other waves the flag or can't drink the shot in the minute time frame.

Or, we could come up with a series of ways the crowd could "buy in" to make us do things, like a double-shot minute or free shot (no shot that time) or something along that. 

And if actual funds become involved, I would be very, very, very much for giving whatever's raised to a charity of some sort, you know, to not feel so bad about my raging alcoholism.

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BigJohn
Re: Junkie Con 2011?

 

Make it be a party; I'm afraid if we ask someone to organize an entire con with events and all that, that person might not enjoy themselves as much.

How about this for an idea? Pandemic and the All-Pro are supposed to come out next year; if the All-Pro comes out around the same time as The Starter, then maybe a September launch party would be in order.

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athanas
Re: Junkie Con 2011?

I'm all for the idea of planning some events (I'm really digging the football game idea) and what not, but I think just a mass get together would be awesome for the first time around.

And, if it grows into a success, everyone had fun, and we start planning for another one, THEN start coming up with the major schedule ideas and the like.

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BigJohn
Re: Junkie Con 2011?

 

But missing a shot? With our small bladders? I don't know about you, but there were a couple times there where i had to do 2-3 shots in a room for potty breaks.

I'm for donating buy-in money, too...but I'm a little frightened as to what we might be asked to.

And a little intrigued.

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phantom_reverie
Re: Junkie Con 2011?

Someplace (or time) warm would be a definite plus.  A whole regular con thing would be fun and I would be up for that, but I agree with Athanas.  A Junkie exclusive event would be really sweet.  It would be seriously awesome to meet everyone face to face.  And I would love to watch Big John and Athanas go at it in real life!  Laughing  I'd be raising a few of my own to that! 

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phantom_reverie
Re: Junkie Con 2011?

No jello?  LOL!

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athanas
Re: Junkie Con 2011?

John nor myself were the first to bring this point up.
Tongue out

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athanas
Re: Junkie Con 2011?

But that's why we set all the rules before the match. :-p

What I meant by missing a shot is that you don't need to drink one that round; you know, strateegery 'n shit.

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athanas
Re: Junkie Con 2011?

just wanting to get that cleared from the get-go.

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phantom_reverie
Re: Junkie Con 2011?

What else could I possibly mean?  Innocent

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phantom_reverie
Re: Junkie Con 2011?

I'm totally up for donating - love that idea!

Coming up with these kinds of plans for the junkiecon now also gives the rest of us plenty of time to develop ideas for what kinds of things to ask you guys to do!

"Oh look, dinner and a show!"

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athanas
Re: Junkie Con 2011?

 

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MuchAdo
Re: Junkie Con 2011?

Shadygirl and A.  I think they may have already started planning something.  At least there was a comment on Twitter to that effect.  That way we can be more organized, but yes, I believe the consensus has been Vegas.

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BigJohn
Re: Junkie Con 2011?

You said something about - until someone waves the flag or cannot finish their shot in the minute - or something like that.

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bandit
Re: Junkie Con 2011?

...you'll be sentenced to perform the grooms walk.

I'd love to see it happen, I just hope Boston gets a tour stop sometime soon.

 

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SynapticJam
Re: Junkie Con 2011?

A lot of people are digging on the launch style party too...  Which would definitely need to be coordinated with A. 

In the events that I've been to with the FDO, All four of them, he's drank but never gotten snockered.  I think it's about time...

 

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Beth_Ailis
Re: Junkie Con 2011?

But certainly some Sigler-esque events. Love the idea about the flag football.

What about a"Live" Get Pissed with the FDO with Big John & athanas?

Also, maybe take on of the short stories and get some Junkies to do a live dramatization? Extra points for playing the character named for you.

I'd love to see some timing around either April 1 (Ascension day), the launch date of one of the GFL books, or even a football weekend where we can all root for the G.D. Detriot Lions right alongside the FDO.

Love to see something with Fan Fic and Fan Art also. AND t-SHIRT!!!! Must have a totally awesome f'ing t-shirt for everyone.

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Gmork
Re: Junkie Con 2011?

that the term "go at it" had to be clarified. lol.  We are a sick bunch

Gmork
Re: Junkie Con 2011?

No limericking? No Sigler haiku?  Say it aint so!

Gmork
Re: Junkie Con 2011?

Time, place and style of con doesn't matter to me...I'm in.  If the Houston meet up and DragonCon were any indication, it should be a fun time.

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