exotiKali
Island of Sex & Nudity

So, Sex & Nudity is getting a little girthy and may be slowing the site down so I created a brand new hangout for ya'll.  So put on your orange and black tassels, climb into a hammock and enjoy the open bar.  This is the place to get away and let it all hang out.  

PstlG-nome
Re: Island of Sex & Nudity
In reply to: Shadygirl
Hey there. You are new around here. I already asked Pondy for my usual but feel free to stand by with round two. ;-)
yea I'm new <Smiles brightly>  stands around looking for round two to steal and bring to her
Gmork
Re: Island of Sex & Nudity
In reply to: athanas
Or if the women in my life are to be believed, I'm hung like a mastodon.
I'm so glad I'm hung like a mastodon....internally!
exotiKali
Re: Island of Sex & Nudity
In reply to: Gmork
I'm so glad I'm hung like a mastodon....internally!
That sounds painful.
ScottEPond
Re: Island of Sex & Nudity
In reply to: Gmork
I'm so glad I'm hung like a mastodon....internally!
Ahhh... the world famous "Inverse Mr. Snuffleupagus"... 
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Shadygirl
Re: Island of Sex & Nudity
In reply to: ScottEPond
One jack and ginger for the lovely lady. *begins massaging out the shoulder tension* So tell us about the day... spare no detail... we're all ears.
Ahhhhh. That is awesome. The details are boring. They involve lots of time at the swimming pool and broken air conditioners. Life is much mor interesting here on the island.

*Proud member of GirlCo and The Gutter Sisteren. The CBBC Crack Mamma*

Shadygirl
Re: Island of Sex & Nudity
In reply to: PstlG-nome
yea I'm new <Smiles brightly>  stands around looking for round two to steal and bring to her
Sweet. Nice to get good service here on the island.

*Proud member of GirlCo and The Gutter Sisteren. The CBBC Crack Mamma*

Shadygirl
Re: Island of Sex & Nudity
In reply to: athanas
It's official: I hate children.
3 weeks ago: 4 shots to the nuts.
2 weeks ago: 2 shots to the nuts.
1 week ago (two days ago): 3 shots to the nuts.

Karma better come my way toot sweet after this season is over.
They are just trying to help you make sure you never have any.

*Proud member of GirlCo and The Gutter Sisteren. The CBBC Crack Mamma*

athanas
Re: Island of Sex & Nudity
**comes in spraying Pendleton Whiskey around**

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!
I'm done getting hit in the balls for at least a couple of months!!! Father/Son Lax season is over!!!!

CBBC Corrupter, Official Translator of Pope Siglericus XXX, 2012 Body Maim World Champion, Siglerfest 2K12 Open Invitational Double Elimination Arm Wrestling Champion

dozier1375
Re: Island of Sex & Nudity
In reply to: athanas
**comes in spraying Pendleton Whiskey around**

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!
I'm done getting hit in the balls for at least a couple of months!!! Father/Son Lax season is over!!!!
I hope you got a few shots in yourself?

•CBBC Fixer• Agent extraordinaire to the Siglerverse

athanas
Re: Island of Sex & Nudity
In reply to: dozier1375
I hope you got a few shots in yourself?
See, that was the King of the Bitches, here: the oldest kids were in 8th grade.
I'm 31.  Crushing one of these little ball splitting bastards would make ME the bad guy. 
It was really unfair.

CBBC Corrupter, Official Translator of Pope Siglericus XXX, 2012 Body Maim World Champion, Siglerfest 2K12 Open Invitational Double Elimination Arm Wrestling Champion

exotiKali
Re: Island of Sex & Nudity
I don't double post!
Belladonna420
Re: Island of Sex & Nudity
In reply to: exotiKali
I don't double post!
LIAR!

CBBC Head Biker Babe aka Boob Master Flasher, Proud Member of GirlCo, Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren AND... I'm [REDACTED]'s [REDACTED]!!!

exotiKali
Re: Island of Sex & Nudity
In reply to: Belladonna420
LIAR!
I don't double post! On purpose. Mostly.
Shadygirl
Re: Island of Sex & Nudity
I need a drink or three. Barkeep!

*Proud member of GirlCo and The Gutter Sisteren. The CBBC Crack Mamma*

Belladonna420
Re: Island of Sex & Nudity
In reply to: Shadygirl
I need a drink or three. Barkeep!
Do we even have a barkeeper anymore?! I think it's time to put an ad in the paper.

CBBC Head Biker Babe aka Boob Master Flasher, Proud Member of GirlCo, Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren AND... I'm [REDACTED]'s [REDACTED]!!!

exotiKali
Re: Island of Sex & Nudity
In reply to: Belladonna420
Do we even have a barkeeper anymore?! I think it's time to put an ad in the paper.
Maybe some new junkie wants to service us?
exotiKali
Re: Island of Sex & Nudity
HEY! DOES SOME NEW JUNKIE WANT TO SERVICE US?!
exotiKali
Re: Island of Sex & Nudity
In reply to: PstlG-nome
yea I'm new <Smiles brightly>  stands around looking for round two to steal and bring to her
Can you bring us a drink?
avinjer
Re: Island of Sex & Nudity
*pulls up in semi* The problem here boys and girls is, the bar was completely dry. But fear not. I come bringing tidings of great joy and much memory eraser fluid. Who wants a drink?

Ideas sunt immortales,  estis non. (Ideas are immortal, you are not.)
avinjer
Re: Island of Sex & Nudity
And also, the towels are freshly fluffed and the oil is warming. Allow me to clean up the massage tables as it appears the was a drunken brawl involving yaks, monkeys and some sort of large rabbit.

Ideas sunt immortales,  estis non. (Ideas are immortal, you are not.)
avinjer
Re: Island of Sex & Nudity
Let the weekend begin. All hail the magic elixir, alcohol. *bows reverently*

Ideas sunt immortales,  estis non. (Ideas are immortal, you are not.)
Belladonna420
Re: Island of Sex & Nudity
In reply to: avinjer
*pulls up in semi* The problem here boys and girls is, the bar was completely dry. But fear not. I come bringing tidings of great joy and much memory eraser fluid. Who wants a drink?
HOOK. IT. UP! :)

CBBC Head Biker Babe aka Boob Master Flasher, Proud Member of GirlCo, Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren AND... I'm [REDACTED]'s [REDACTED]!!!

Belladonna420
Re: Island of Sex & Nudity
In reply to: exotiKali
Can you bring us a drink?
*whispers* Who are you talking to?

CBBC Head Biker Babe aka Boob Master Flasher, Proud Member of GirlCo, Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren AND... I'm [REDACTED]'s [REDACTED]!!!

avinjer
Re: Island of Sex & Nudity
Drinks all around.

Ideas sunt immortales,  estis non. (Ideas are immortal, you are not.)
GJ
Re: Island of Sex & Nudity
I brought my boobs with me tonight :P

CBBC Tigress & Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

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