So, Sex & Nudity is getting a little girthy and may be slowing the site down so I created a brand new hangout for ya'll. So put on your orange and black tassels, climb into a hammock and enjoy the open bar. This is the place to get away and let it all hang out.
In reply to:
ScottEPond
Since when can't we prove what goes on here? Isn't the video surveillance working still?
Oh, you mean the video that's on a constant loop? Wait... I mean YES, of course the video surveillance is working! ;-)
CBBC Head Biker Babe aka Boob Master Flasher, Proud Member of GirlCo, Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren AND... I'm [REDACTED]'s [REDACTED]!!!
In reply to:
exotiKali
Dear Diary - Today I was involved in a junkie group discussion about nipples on Twitter. Which was entirely different than our previous junkie group discussion about boobs.
"@Belladonna420 @guestfordjunkie Not an apostrophe! Turns out it was one of @Kali_Mura's nips." ~BigJohn
LOL! ;-)
CBBC Head Biker Babe aka Boob Master Flasher, Proud Member of GirlCo, Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren AND... I'm [REDACTED]'s [REDACTED]!!!
**crashes into hammock**
Oye, but does volunteering take a lot out of you.
Medic!! Vodka and lemon lime Gatorade, stat!
Oye, but does volunteering take a lot out of you.
Medic!! Vodka and lemon lime Gatorade, stat!
CBBC Corrupter, Official Translator of Pope Siglericus XXX, 2012 Body Maim World Champion, Siglerfest 2K12 Open Invitational Double Elimination Arm Wrestling Champion
In reply to:
athanas
**crashes into hammock**
Oye, but does volunteering take a lot out of you.
Medic!! Vodka and lemon lime Gatorade, stat!
Oye, but does volunteering take a lot out of you.
Medic!! Vodka and lemon lime Gatorade, stat!
Volunteering for what?
CBBC Head Biker Babe aka Boob Master Flasher, Proud Member of GirlCo, Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren AND... I'm [REDACTED]'s [REDACTED]!!!
In reply to:
Belladonna420
Volunteering for what?
Normally it's volunteering to play goalie for a Father/Son indoor lacrosse league.
Last Sunday it was apparently volunteering for Genital Mutilation.
These sawed off little bastards drilled shots directly into my cup 4 freakin' times, twice in the same game!!!
It's quite difficult (almost said "very hard", but figured that would make the previous sentence very awkward) to not crush one of the culprits when they're camping at the top of the crease...
Last Sunday it was apparently volunteering for Genital Mutilation.
These sawed off little bastards drilled shots directly into my cup 4 freakin' times, twice in the same game!!!
It's quite difficult (almost said "very hard", but figured that would make the previous sentence very awkward) to not crush one of the culprits when they're camping at the top of the crease...
CBBC Corrupter, Official Translator of Pope Siglericus XXX, 2012 Body Maim World Champion, Siglerfest 2K12 Open Invitational Double Elimination Arm Wrestling Champion
In reply to:
athanas
Normally it's volunteering to play goalie for a Father/Son indoor lacrosse league.
Last Sunday it was apparently volunteering for Genital Mutilation.
These sawed off little bastards drilled shots directly into my cup 4 freakin' times, twice in the same game!!!
It's quite difficult (almost said "very hard", but figured that would make the previous sentence very awkward) to not crush one of the culprits when they're camping at the top of the crease...
Last Sunday it was apparently volunteering for Genital Mutilation.
These sawed off little bastards drilled shots directly into my cup 4 freakin' times, twice in the same game!!!
It's quite difficult (almost said "very hard", but figured that would make the previous sentence very awkward) to not crush one of the culprits when they're camping at the top of the crease...
Camping at the top of the crease? I'm not familiar with that term.
In reply to:
exotiKali
Camping at the top of the crease? I'm not familiar with that term.
It involves 3 Filipino amputee dwarves, a bottle of Louisiana Hot Sauce, and a crystal billiards cue ball from a high end table.
Or it might be a hockey/indoor lacrosse term for when someone positions themselves at the top of the crease, (the area surrounding the goalie and the net where only goalies and defenders can be in,) and just stays there because someone on D is not picking him up.
Or it might be a hockey/indoor lacrosse term for when someone positions themselves at the top of the crease, (the area surrounding the goalie and the net where only goalies and defenders can be in,) and just stays there because someone on D is not picking him up.
CBBC Corrupter, Official Translator of Pope Siglericus XXX, 2012 Body Maim World Champion, Siglerfest 2K12 Open Invitational Double Elimination Arm Wrestling Champion
In reply to:
athanas
It involves 3 Filipino amputee dwarves, a bottle of Louisiana Hot Sauce, and a crystal billiards cue ball from a high end table.
Or it might be a hockey/indoor lacrosse term for when someone positions themselves at the top of the crease, (the area surrounding the goalie and the net where only goalies and defenders can be in,) and just stays there because someone on D is not picking him up.
Or it might be a hockey/indoor lacrosse term for when someone positions themselves at the top of the crease, (the area surrounding the goalie and the net where only goalies and defenders can be in,) and just stays there because someone on D is not picking him up.
Oh, so it doesn't involve a one-eyed clown with a loofa, an electric eel or a banana blessed by the Pope?
In reply to:
exotiKali
Oh, so it doesn't involve a one-eyed clown with a loofa, an electric eel or a banana blessed by the Pope?
Clowns. Why'd it have to be clowns?
"Big Fish," Dark Øverlørd Media In-Høuse Graphic Designer • CBBC Røad Captain • scottpond.com • Grand Mafioso of NH
Dark Øverlørd Media: We Default tø the Nuclear Sølutiøn
In reply to:
exotiKali
Oh, so it doesn't involve a one-eyed clown with a loofa, an electric eel or a banana blessed by the Pope?
No, that would be an Ypsilanti Sideswipe.
CBBC Corrupter, Official Translator of Pope Siglericus XXX, 2012 Body Maim World Champion, Siglerfest 2K12 Open Invitational Double Elimination Arm Wrestling Champion
In reply to:
ScottEPond
Clowns. Why'd it have to be clowns?
Why not? ;-)
CBBC Head Biker Babe aka Boob Master Flasher, Proud Member of GirlCo, Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren AND... I'm [REDACTED]'s [REDACTED]!!!
In reply to:
ScottEPond
Clowns. Why'd it have to be clowns?
I told you NOT to google "clown porn" but did you listen to me ...
In reply to:
exotiKali
I told you NOT to google "clown porn" but did you listen to me ...
Sure, now you change your story... Before it was all "Hey Pondy, do a google search for clown porn... It's awesome and it's the only porn that makes me curl my toes in delight." You are such a fair weather porn recommender...
"Big Fish," Dark Øverlørd Media In-Høuse Graphic Designer • CBBC Røad Captain • scottpond.com • Grand Mafioso of NH
Dark Øverlørd Media: We Default tø the Nuclear Sølutiøn
In reply to:
ScottEPond
Sure, now you change your story... Before it was all "Hey Pondy, do a google search for clown porn... It's awesome and it's the only porn that makes me curl my toes in delight." You are such a fair weather porn recommender...
You misheard me. I said, "it's the only porn that makes me scream in fright." There's a big difference.
In reply to:
Shadygirl
WØØT! I found some time to come hang out on the island. *strips naked and lays down on the lawn chairs* Who's going to get me a drink?
Oggles....opps Hey Shady, ya need a drink?
In reply to:
Shadygirl
WØØT! I found some time to come hang out on the island. *strips naked and lays down on the lawn chairs* Who's going to get me a drink?
Step right up... Got everything right here. What's your fancy?
"Big Fish," Dark Øverlørd Media In-Høuse Graphic Designer • CBBC Røad Captain • scottpond.com • Grand Mafioso of NH
Dark Øverlørd Media: We Default tø the Nuclear Sølutiøn
In reply to:
ScottEPond
Step right up... Got everything right here. What's your fancy?
I'll take a jack and ginger please.
*Proud member of GirlCo and The Gutter Sisteren. The CBBC Crack Mamma*
In reply to:
PstlG-nome
Oggles....opps Hey Shady, ya need a drink?
Hey there. You are new around here. I already asked Pondy for my usual but feel free to stand by with round two. ;-)
*Proud member of GirlCo and The Gutter Sisteren. The CBBC Crack Mamma*
In reply to:
Shadygirl
I'll take a jack and ginger please.
One jack and ginger for the lovely lady.
*begins massaging out the shoulder tension*
So tell us about the day... spare no detail... we're all ears.
"Big Fish," Dark Øverlørd Media In-Høuse Graphic Designer • CBBC Røad Captain • scottpond.com • Grand Mafioso of NH
Dark Øverlørd Media: We Default tø the Nuclear Sølutiøn
It's official: I hate children.
3 weeks ago: 4 shots to the nuts.
2 weeks ago: 2 shots to the nuts.
1 week ago (two days ago): 3 shots to the nuts.
Karma better come my way toot sweet after this season is over.
3 weeks ago: 4 shots to the nuts.
2 weeks ago: 2 shots to the nuts.
1 week ago (two days ago): 3 shots to the nuts.
Karma better come my way toot sweet after this season is over.
CBBC Corrupter, Official Translator of Pope Siglericus XXX, 2012 Body Maim World Champion, Siglerfest 2K12 Open Invitational Double Elimination Arm Wrestling Champion
In reply to:
athanas
It's official: I hate children.
3 weeks ago: 4 shots to the nuts.
2 weeks ago: 2 shots to the nuts.
1 week ago (two days ago): 3 shots to the nuts.
Karma better come my way toot sweet after this season is over.
3 weeks ago: 4 shots to the nuts.
2 weeks ago: 2 shots to the nuts.
1 week ago (two days ago): 3 shots to the nuts.
Karma better come my way toot sweet after this season is over.
These children... they have pretty good aim, it seems. :-\
CBBC Head Biker Babe aka Boob Master Flasher, Proud Member of GirlCo, Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren AND... I'm [REDACTED]'s [REDACTED]!!!
In reply to:
Belladonna420
These children... they have pretty good aim, it seems. :-\
Or if the women in my life are to be believed, I'm hung like a mastodon.
CBBC Corrupter, Official Translator of Pope Siglericus XXX, 2012 Body Maim World Champion, Siglerfest 2K12 Open Invitational Double Elimination Arm Wrestling Champion
In reply to:
Belladonna420
These children... they have pretty good aim, it seems. :-\
I paid each kid $5. ;-)
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