I have no desire to explain it to anyone because no matter what I say, it won't sound legit :P

Combat Cook

... Your clown porn you have on it as well...

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The Turkey is going, I'm tapping the keg right now. I know its 4:30 in the morning. But it is the Holiday.

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  Are there any leftovers???

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but Spiderman porn, on the other hand...

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from green bean casserole up Kali's nose*

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... cranberry sauce ended up in my hair? Which one of you did it?

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I HATE YAMS!! *gags*

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Had the house full the last few days, no time for food fights.  Looks like everyone had fun. Who's gonna clean up this mess? And is that gravy floating in the hot tub? I don't want to know. The Pool Boy and Ass Pool Boy need to get to work -- looks like we're gonna have to shock the pool and the hot tub.
I'll just be over here in the hammock with my turkey leg. Huzzah!
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Has anyone seen my yams and cranberry sauce?  Anyone?  

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I always try to fry a deeeeelishous bird.  

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I might be willing to fry another one when you're here.  If it works with all the other stuff we'll be doing, places we'll be eating, naps we'll be taking...  

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And the cranberry sauce, whats left of it is in my hair. Some thing tells me you don't want that.

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I haven't had deep fried turkey in a long time. My mom won't do it. She says it's too fattening! WHATEVER!!! THANKSGIVING is fattening, right?!

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That's my fake tan!!
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my parent's found in my purse in HS were my friend Lisa's.... 

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Now how do you light this damn thing???  Turns the gas on...Combat Cook

or maybe a long neck beer? Combat Cook

Ya'll got PIE!
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I'll be doing all my alchoboozing here on the island for a while. New meds say no booze. Fine, if it works I guess it will be worth it. Should help with the weight loss plan as well.
Make mine a double! Skip the umbrella this time.
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