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If you HAD to be killed by Scott Sigler, how would you want to go?
Just wondering what the junkies had in mind for how they would like to be killed by Mr. Sigler. Myself, I would prefer some sort of dismemberment or drawing-and-quartering.
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JP
Re: If you HAD to be killed by Scott Sigler, how would you want to go?
I'm replying to my own post--probably some sort of foul. The story I referred to is called "A Thousand Deaths" by Orson Scott Card. It was published in Omni Magazine in 1978 (so I hear--certainly I'm not that old...) as a novella. I highly recommend it to any who can put their hands on a copy. It's a fantastic story.

 

 

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Wolf
Re: If you HAD to be killed by Scott Sigler, how would you want to go?
Published by Penthouse. Pure science and science fiction. I still have a first copy with the Rockwell iron on in the middle.

 

JP
Re: If you HAD to be killed by Scott Sigler, how would you want to go?
Back in the day, I didn't realize who published it. I actually have the first 3 years or so in a box. Somewhere. I"m not even sure if they're still the magazine (Omni, not Penthouse) is still being published.

 

 

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Wolf
Re: If you HAD to be killed by Scott Sigler, how would you want to go?
It went online only several years ago and kinda died out after that.

 

redhedtexan
Re: If you HAD to be killed by Scott Sigler, how would you want to go?

 scott just picked my name out of the sigler hat to be a main charecter in the crypt as prvt John b Bennett    i cannot wait to see if he bites it or makes it through

 

sir your bleeding i don't have time to bleed do you have time to duck?

 

. prvt john bennett (major charecter) the crypt.

.100% Texan

.redhed

 

CockroachAfro
Re: If you HAD to be killed by Scott Sigler, how would you want to go?
85 years old in warm bed surrounded by loved ones.
redhedtexan
Re: If you HAD to be killed by Scott Sigler, how would you want to go?

sir your bleeding i don't have time to bleed do you have time to duck?

 

. prvt john bennett (major charecter) the crypt.

.100% Texan

.redhed

 

Wolf
Re: If you HAD to be killed by Scott Sigler, how would you want to go?

Now go back to your room and don't come out until you can come up with something a bit more Siglerish. Like being eaten alive by fireants after Kayla buries you in the sand and pours honey over your head.  

 

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Jolenna
Re: If you HAD to be killed by Scott Sigler, how would you want to go?

heyyy! I used to get omni mag back in the day.. one of the stories still haunts me sometimes.. gives me the heebie jeebies just thinking of it.

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Jo_Ann
Re: If you HAD to be killed by Scott Sigler, how would you want to go?
I would probably like Scott to kill me off in an extremely bloody exhibitionist style.
OJ_Mathis_Wrenn
Re: If you HAD to be killed by Scott Sigler, how would you want to go?

I guess being molested and then killed by Ancestors

"Freedom isn't free." Virak the Mean

North Carolina is where Sigler belongs....

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- Jim Butcher

Gmork
Re: If you HAD to be killed by Scott Sigler, how would you want to go?

 Quite a nice sentiment....but if Siglerism were a sport, your death of choice would be a major foul or a well deserved penalty shot.  Please ensure further death choices are suitably horrific.  Thank you!

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Re: If you HAD to be killed by Scott Sigler, how would you want to go?
and maybe I try to gather my innards back up and stuff them in, but then get a hammer to the forehead when my killer says "Look at me."
Masta_Cylindar
Re: If you HAD to be killed by Scott Sigler, how would you want to go?

a helicopter from 500ft off the ground...and then he shoots a rocket so that it hits me and i explode inches from hitting the ground

 

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jman68
Re: If you HAD to be killed by Scott Sigler, how would you want to go?

If my beloved FDO could send me from this mortal existance, I would prefer to be slashed to death by a rocktopi, then have my body dedicated to science where part of my DNA would be used and live on in an Ancestor baby.  But alas, my DNA based Ancestor is captured by one of Marie's children and I'm finally made into h'ors d'oeuvres. 

 

Life's a bitch, wear a helmet!

Life's a bitch, wear a helmet!
Vidurr
Re: If you HAD to be killed by Scott Sigler, how would you want to go?

I'd like to take a swing at what ever horrifying creature I'm faced with and just before it lands home the wet crakpow of bone shattering and anotherone puts its clawed hand through my back and out my chest.

but I'm sure the FDO can give a better more suiting death than anything I can come up with.

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redhedtexan
Re: If you HAD to be killed by Scott Sigler, how would you want to go?

hell if it taste like chicken,bring me chicken!

                                                    rodney carigton

 bu1rd gu11 n8

 

. prvt john bennett (major charecter) the crypt.

.100% Texan

.redhed

 

syndex
Re: If you HAD to be killed by Scott Sigler, how would you want to go?

Walking in one of the fine drinking establishments around anfield with an everton shirt on and shout Gerrards a poof, I think I can take out at least twenty before I am pulled down like a lion being eaten by ants. 

p.s apologies for the anglocentric nature

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DedSysOp
Re: If you HAD to be killed by Scott Sigler, how would you want to go?

in a horrific car accident in a Exotic sports car while doing rockstar lines off a supermodels tits

 

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In the immortal words of Socrates "I Drank What?!"
Twowire
Re: If you HAD to be killed by Scott Sigler, how would you want to go?

And then Killed by Ancestors? Man I would hope it would be the other way around! 

“I still can't tell if that's funny or really scary.”


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Twowire
Re: If you HAD to be killed by Scott Sigler, how would you want to go?

Like your in bed surrounded by 40 yr women who actually want you and your tongues sore, your fingers useless due to arthritis and you've run out of Viagra!

“I still can't tell if that's funny or really scary.”


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The_Supreme_Narutard
Re: If you HAD to be killed by Scott Sigler, how would you want to go?

If Scott had to kill me, I would want to die going hand to hand with a nocturnal.

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Semitheo
Re: If you HAD to be killed by Scott Sigler, how would you want to go?

i'd want to go out epically. Like Rob zombie, or Dahmer epic. I want my head to stick around for a while, you know what i mean?

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OJ_Mathis_Wrenn
Re: If you HAD to be killed by Scott Sigler, how would you want to go?

I put what I ment..... Can you think of a worse way to die?

"No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country."

General George S. Patton Jr.

"For future reference, I was sort of hoping for a suggestion that didn't sound like it came from that Bolshevik Muppet with all the dynamite.”

- Jim Butcher

Twowire
Re: If you HAD to be killed by Scott Sigler, how would you want to go?

 Nope!

“[No matter where you go, there you are] - And Sigler knows exactly where there is! ”


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