Hutchinsssss is a rotten fuck

Posted: Dec 10, 2008 @ 8:45PM 14 replies

Make light of the FDO™ evil-tudidness, will you?

Just you wait, Hutchinssss ... just you wait.

BarbaraJ

Re: Hutchinsssss is a rotten fuck

Posted: Dec 10, 2008 @ 9:01PM

Obviously, milord, you've been focusing on the task of driving the your enemies before you and hearing the lamentation of the women to understand the subtle compliments behind this poster.
As your dedicated junkee bitch, I will explain.
1. The Rainbow -- You, FDO, Pope Siglerificus - are the Rainbow of happiness in Hutchinsss' life. Ain't that sweet?
2. The Unicorn -- General Siglericimo - Your rampant masculinity and your ... generous endowment make Hutchinsss jealous. If you listen closely, you can hear him sob.
3. The Kitten -- Obviously, he's heard that you bite the heads off of living lions, tigers and other great cats. He's hoping to one day, be able to accomplish the same feat but with little kittens.
4. The Baby White Seal -- Baseball bat - a great white fur coat for Soupbone the Wonder Pimp.
'Nuff said?
Tastes Like Chicken

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ogreoregon

Re: Hutchinsssss is a rotten fuck

Posted: Dec 10, 2008 @ 9:55PM

great job of explaining the whole thing, and I think Hutchinsssss has a crush on our FDO, big time.
What now to get even ?
*I am the Rear Admiral but Sigler gives the Orders*

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Scott

Re: Hutchinsssss is a rotten fuck

Posted: Dec 11, 2008 @ 10:05AM

Yesssss ... Soupbone Tha Wonder Pimp would very much roll in a fur coat made of dead baby seals.

BarbaraJ

Re: Hutchinsssss is a rotten fuck

Posted: Dec 11, 2008 @ 11:25AM

I'm putting together a group to deliver said coat. All I need are 15 heartless bastards, 15 aluminum baseball bats, an arctic fishing trawler and an HUGE international incident so that the news networks will be busy elsewhere and not notice a couple hundred missing baby seals.
Tastes Like Chicken

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BarbaraJ

Re: Hutchinsssss is a rotten fuck

Posted: Dec 11, 2008 @ 11:30AM

Hutchinsss wants to have Sigler's evil bitty babies. But then, who doesn't?
The issue with the FDO's issue is (hehehe) that they'd be super evil too and then there'd be endless bloodbath mayhem.
Tastes Like Chicken

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redhedtexan

Re: Hutchinsssss is a rotten fuck

Posted: Dec 11, 2008 @ 12:01PM

hell if it taste like chicken,bring me chicken!

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SynapticJam

Re: Hutchinsssss is a rotten fuck

Posted: Dec 11, 2008 @ 12:12PM

I was going to say, "Hey, how did you know that?" but then I saw who posted it...

How much time he must have spent on this just shows you how much he truly loves you!

but what's up with the tatoo on the arm?

Looks like a whale's tale coming out of the back of popeye's head.

I love the happy face watch too!

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SlackerQueen

Re: Hutchinsssss is a rotten fuck

Posted: Dec 11, 2008 @ 1:59PM

That's just hilarious. Popeye and the happy face kinda suits him dontcha think?

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ogreoregon

Re: Hutchinsssss is a rotten fuck

Posted: Dec 11, 2008 @ 5:52PM

That is the Master Control Device that FDO uses to make Sigler Time possible.
You know...It is the never late, always on time machine.
*I am the Rear Admiral but Sigler gives the Orders*

*I am the Rear Admiral but Sigler gives the Orders*

Re: Hutchinsssss is a rotten fuck

Posted: Dec 11, 2008 @ 7:07PM

Oh Barbara, how your misinformed interpretation hurts me so. Were you not purring in my voice mail line long before you slipped into the dark abyss of Siglerism?

Oh, how they soon forget... ;)

--Hutchinsssss

BarbaraJ

Re: Hutchinsssss is a rotten fuck

Posted: Dec 11, 2008 @ 8:05PM

*insert porn voice here*
.... J.C. Hutchins... you rock.
I'm up for purring again - Listen for it on your message machine soon.
Doesn't change the facts my good man. I might purr for you, but only Sigler is allowed to kill me in gory, horrendous ways.
Tastes Like Chicken

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Wolf

Re: Hutchinsssss is a rotten fuck

Posted: Dec 12, 2008 @ 6:25PM

that the "Happy face" watch doesn't have any hands? That's how/why our FDO has never been late!!

..No Bounce..

...No Play...

Wolf

Re: Hutchinsssss is a rotten fuck

Posted: Dec 12, 2008 @ 6:35PM

Hutchinsss is a rotten bastard, but how do you know what kind of fuck he is?

..No Bounce..

...No Play...

(oh, shit!! You're gonna kill me now, right?)

treed

Re: Hutchinsssss is a rotten fuck

Posted: Dec 15, 2008 @ 1:27PM

too funny, aye aye, mon capitan....
i see a bitstrip in this

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