Gmork
Happy Junkie Anniversary

According to my profile page, I have been a member of this glorious Sigler site for one year and one week!!

 

Junkies celebrate with me and let me know when your one year anniversary is coming around!  

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EDIT: So it's now been 4 years since I've joined this Junkie clan! To celebrate, I'm changing the title of this post from "One Year anniversary" to "Happy Junkie Anniversary".  Let this be a place to celebrate junkie anniversaries of all ages! ::hugs::

JP
Re: Happy Junkie Anniversary
Dude, you just made me laugh my ass off! My ass already had a crack in it; now it's just gone. Fell right off. Oh sh**, my side hurts!

 

- "I just did something involuntary. And messy." - Sid

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Gmork
Re: Happy Junkie Anniversary

It's not that women love "taken" men... it's that we love a challenge.

We like the challenge of wooing the eye of married man who shouldn't been looking, or the gay man that -- if he just got a piece of this cookie -- we know *we* could turn straight, or the bad boy we can make good by giving him a little bit of mothering, or the player that we can make monogamous.  

The challenge...that's the *real* attraction! Kiss

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Wolf
Re: Happy Junkie Anniversary

I'm a happily married gay bad-ass playa, y'all!!! 

 

..No Bounce..

...No Play...

 

Gmork
Re: Happy Junkie Anniversary

Then that means you're my soulmate!

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MuchAdo
Re: Happy Junkie Anniversary

You two crack me up but I'll admit Gmork is correct,  It's all about the challenge!

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sadock
Re: Happy Junkie Anniversary

Life is worthless without laughter. And you're probably significantly lighter now that you have no ass. Just be careful when you sit down. That padding does serve a purpose, you know ;)

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sadock
Re: Happy Junkie Anniversary

  You know those guys who think they're *so* good in bed that they can "cure" lesbians? That must be the way their brain is working. It never made sense to me before. 

  Huh. I wonder if this is symptomatic of myopia as a whole. Do you think the finest chef in the world would be egocentric enough to believe he could "cure" a vegetarian with a well prepared filet mignon? Things that make you go hmmmm.....

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Gmork
Re: Happy Junkie Anniversary

No, no, no...
Much like the craft of acting, it's all about the motivation.  The vegetarian can't be swayed by the fine preparation of a meat dish because taste is not the motivation ... killing sweet, furry (albeit delicious) animals is the motivation.  So the "challenge" theory doesn't apply because it doesn't provide an answer to the true motivation behind the issue.

 

In the same sense, the situation of a man thinking he can "cure" a lesbian actually has nothing to do with "curing"...there are no altruistic motives... he really just wants to make it with two lesbians and f*ck the rest....literally. So the "challenge" isn't applicable here either because he motivation isn't a charitable notion to convince a lesbian of the benefits of enjoying schlongs..the motivation is to make use of that schlong with two chicks.

 

Of course this is just my humble opinion...let the debate begin...

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MuchAdo
Re: Happy Junkie Anniversary

I love your very philosophical explanation.

"Well. I'll tell you what. You gonna kick it with me. Or I'm gonna kick you out. What you think of that?" Sister Mary Clarence 

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JP
Re: Happy Junkie Anniversary
I think you're on target Gmork. And I have to admit I'm a very happily married, now-tamed bad ass, lesbian. (Yup, I love women so much I married one!) And to track this back to an earlier part of this discussion, I just bruised my coccyx. (Lack of padding, I suspect.)

 

- "I just did something involuntary. And messy." - Sid

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Gmork
Re: Happy Junkie Anniversary

Leave it to me to wax philosophical about schlongs, lesbians and vegetarianism Tongue out

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SlackerQueen
Re: Happy Junkie Anniversary
-and someone had already drank my last can :(

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JP
Re: Happy Junkie Anniversary
happy birthday to you! Here are a few birthday CHs...

 

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sadock
Re: Happy Junkie Anniversary

How dare they take the last can....

I was actually making an obscure music reference, but didn't really expect anyone to get it ;)

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sadock
Re: Happy Junkie Anniversary

...so I will concede at the beginning that there is a good possibility that you are correct madam. Yet I cannot resist a good philosophical debate even if I'm only playing devil's advocate for shits and giggles. Hell, I picked up Philosophy as my second major in college because I 'accidentally' wound up with enough coursework to qualify for it.

<picks up gauntlet>

  That being said, let me counter point. I concur that vegetarians are most likely a red herring that do not compare in the same light. Your insight about motivation is probably correct on that front. I'd posit that some vegetarians don't eat meat for health or environmental reasons rather than "don't kill the cute cow" reasons, but it's still a totally different rationale.

  I disagree with you about the man who wants to cure a lesbian however. It's all about challenge. Whether his motivations are altruistic is irrelevant. I'm not sure how you got that out of my post, but that wasn't the 'type' of guy I was thinking of. Generally (yes, stereotyping here), the assholes who think that homosexuality is a choice are arrogant pricks who believe they are entitled to everything under the sun. And a lesbian is an affront to that belief. The prick in question must attempt to bed her as demonstrable proof of his dominance. He views it as an irresistable challenge.

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Shamakath
Re: Happy Junkie Anniversary

 [gamertag:StevenBoyd666]

 

"They don't want to help you, they want to kill you!"

"They don't want to help you, they want to kill you!"

BarbaraJ
Re: Happy Junkie Anniversary
Call little stiffie what you will ... just remember to wax poetic.
Tastes Like Chicken

Secretary General, Evil League of Evil

BarbaraJ
Re: Happy Junkie Anniversary
I'm a delicate fucking flower of femininity.  Dumbass.
Tastes Like Chicken

Secretary General, Evil League of Evil

Gmork
Re: Happy Junkie Anniversary

Man, I haven't heard that term in forever.  I think I will make it my goal to find an opportunity to throw out the term "wang" in my every day conversation....must get that back into my vocabulary!!!

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Twowire
Re: Happy Junkie Anniversary

 Listened to any Wang Chung lately? Heehee!

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Twowire
Re: Happy Junkie Anniversary

 Definitely obscure.

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Gmork
Re: Happy Junkie Anniversary

I played the drums in middle school and through high school ... in my junior year I play symphony band, marching band and jazz band (go on and make your band geek jokes).  In jazz band, I got to play the drumset for a Wang Chung song... 'Everybody Have Fun Tonight'....while it wasn't jazz, it was a lot of fun to play... so I am forever linked to Wang Chung Tongue out

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sadock
Re: Happy Junkie Anniversary

although introducing bunnies into the equation is a bit disturbing.....

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sadock
Re: Happy Junkie Anniversary

which means Gmork is a foxy lady who's XX rated? Works.

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sadock
Re: Happy Junkie Anniversary

Yes, from "Institutionalized." My best friend is a Pepsi fiend so that line is often quoted in our circle. I didn't think anyone would get that.

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