Ever seen Sweeney Todd? I highly recommend it, especially for the dentist freak show ambiance.

Surely a theremin can be used in some way to torture and then kill some Goth schoolgirls --kevin

Just thought of this one, Thermite would be great, burns holes into almost anything.

That would be all well and good....but how will you pull off the voices? Hehehe....

I'd like to see someone get chopped up by a power trencher. That'd be sweeeeeet. http://www.ditchwitch.com/

taking off just a little at a time.......? sounded like I was advocating death by an over the hill stripper. I like that idea even better.

I thought they made that up for The Secret World Chronicles until my kid showed couple of youtube videos that show what thermite can due to a can due to a car.

Like a potato peeler? Original Junkie, and Sigler minion, just doing my part to Infect the world.

How 'bout 'death by tractor?' I still get the heebies remembering a tractor safety class from high school. A pto shaft will snag loose clothing and wrap someone up in it in a New York Minute...they end up looking like a little twisted piece of licorice. I also knew a guy who died when working on a grain truck. It's bed was lifted up so he could work on the hydraulic lift, but it crashed down on his head. Oh, and grain augers will take chunks off in a blink... Hey, and I haven't even started talking about livestock yet... The fun of rural life... Original Junkie, and Sigler minion, just doing my part to Infect the world.

the pnumatic compactor thing that the guys resurfacing roads use to flatten the tarmac "They don't want to help you, they want to kill you!"

Like the riffles in the rookie, remember the one guy who had to cut off his leg to keep it from eating his whole body.

I'm totally gonna see the Johnny depp one this christmas..

How bout a sharp impliment on the end of and air hose that you can ram into someones abdomen and pump it full of air slowly. I should be pretty painfull all that pressure on the heart, lungs and everything else then you could even turn it off, let the pressure off then go at it again. you could use a smaller one on other body areas. you could inject it into the head out side of the skull just to watch the bubbles form and burst. with the abdomen the skin would eventually stop streching and it would tear, slowly or even burst. I'm betting they wouldn't die imediately, unless there heart or lungs burst in the process, then you could go to work on them in some other fashion. you can set the air pressure up or down depending on how fast you want it to flow into them.

Our Science teacher told us how to make it and then did a demo of it, was pretty neat.

I think they're making a movie where a guy uses an air compressor to kill people. "The spread of evil is the symptom of a vacuum. whenever evil wins, it is only by default: by the moral failure of those who evade the fact that there can be no compromise on basic principles."

Damn, I'm always late on these things. I think it could be gross and painfull if done right.

I've been told that if you are in a situation where you have to slaughter an octopus really quickly the surest way to kill the creepy ass sea thing is to turn it inside out. So why not apply that to people. You know, insides become outsides and all that. Messy but funny. Savaged by rabid squirrels. How about a contest called electro-grab? People strap on metal wrist and ankle bracelets and stand at 1 end of a corridor. They grab hold of a couple of hand holds. The wall at the other end of the corridor has long horizontal spikes coming out of it. On the other side of the wall with the spikes is a really huge electromagnet. It gets switched on and the winner is the person who holds on as long as possible. Every one else is impaled. A lot. You could even take bets on things like who will win, how long it will take and so on. Hrmm, perhaps I should patent this idea. -- Death, chaos and mayhem, the music of the night

roger zelazney had a novel where there was this machine that turned things inside out. was cool how he described what happened to a person who got sent through it (one of the bad guys) * It's all about the Numbers, my friends The Math god

Well, they're being used in my book, but you're all free to use them. 1. A large grenade-launcher sort of gun that propels a large canister into the air, which then splits into a series of approximately 500 6-inch long needles spaced about 3/4 inch apart, which are then launched forward as a wall of spikes. When they all collide, they emit an electric current, stunning the target, if it isn't already dead by mass-impalement. 2. Rifle-like object, when the barrel is put to the ground, it emits a sonar-like frequency, any thermal objects detected are tagged and tracked by the gun, when the trigger is pulled, small spikes burrow underground, find a target, then ascend up and impale the target. 3. A pistol which shoots large spheres, like small tomatoes. When they impact with an object, claws protrude from the tip of the sphere and burrow into the object, then detonate.

Really......... Who or What do you plan on using yours on in your book? sounds fun.

I Plan to use them again both people, and the giant lizard-things that are killing everyone.

Love these things. If you ever see one check out the little yellow warning sign that shows a figure being torn to pieces. Hilarious!

I have this great giant barbecue spatula with serrations on one side and spikes on the the other, 2.5 feet long and weighs about 1.5 pounds. I think it would do a good job in a pinch in case of a zombie attack. Other fun tools are the ball-peen hammer and a pruning pole. I'm a big fan of blunt weapons so I should also mention escrima sticks, nunchakus and for the true bad-ass a three-piece-staff as seen in Shaolin Master Killer. For the medically inclined any sharp weapon heparinized, the defibrillator, and a small explosive in the "sharps box".

hmm being pulled inside out.. wasn't that done in the film 'Society'? fun film hehe.. always wanted to be a dustman/refuse collector, just think how much fun you could have drugging people and letting them wake up inside the truck only to be crushed by the machinery.. wonder how long you could get away with it for hehe.. how about a 3phase pressure washer with an oscillating jet? we used to have 2 on the farm here and you could skin rats with them, stripped the fur right off.. maybe we should round up and burn all non junkies and solve the energy problems by fuelling everything with people woohoo

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