aalangley6
Fun new Weapons!
If you have a new weapons scott can use in his books, post it here.
mrwizard14
Re: Fun new Weapons!
screwdrivers, fangirls, pencils, poison soaked paperclips, pointed ladies footwear, lava lamps, junkies armed with chicken shears, powerful steroes playing the greatful dead (though that might be too cruel), blowpipes with crack overdoses, or just plain blowtorches... i don't know, just stuff to cause a shitload of pain.
Re: Fun new Weapons!
penguins with machine guns, flame throwers, cat ladies, ice pic, staple gun, sodering iron, or possible the classic poisoned apple.
mrwizard14
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all good choices.
Scott
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I think Scott should write in some Goth Schoolgirls! The slutty kind! Oh wait, I am Scott ...
MitchB1990
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Burn 'em to a crisp...

"A common mistake people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."

Northern-Junkie
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There is something to be said for the simple elegance of a nice heavy hammer.
Northern-Junkie
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Wing it 3D has done the School girl thing and it is almost as scary as you.
cgallo
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If you kill someone you want to use something that makes you get up close and personal to them that way you can look into their eyes as they die. I'm thinking something like a shank or a shive. But if you looking for something less homemade how 'bout a drywall saw. They look like a a small tree saw. Also a utility knife works well in a pinch.
zaphodbblx
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a gun that shrinks people to death would be cool.... for any of you older junkies that remember the 4th DR the Master had the Tissue compressor eliminator or the TCE...helluva way to die
ttheriot
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Let' er' Rip Tater Chip A Dried Bull Penis from someones odity collection or a chiniese drug store?
Let' er' Rip Tater Chip
Northern-Junkie
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And now for something more ethnic and obscure. An oosik, a part of a walrus sometimes used as a war club by some northern peoples in Canada.
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LMAO.....yeah that could be pretty scary.....
ogreoregon
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Nano Killers. Like in Rookie, only instead of repairing the body part, they can enter, target and destroy. They can be inhaled, or injected, even absorbed through the skin. Are your Eye drops contaminated? How about your Nasal spray? Hemorrhoid Cream?
*I am the Rear Admiral but Sigler gives the Orders*
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I was going by the eye doc yesterday and all I could think of is what kind of torture it would be to be killed and tortured by the eye machine they use to blow air into your cornea. Nope. not a doc so I dont' know exactly what it's called....but imagine sitting there....head strapped to a machine....eyes wide open, while a thin, sharp needle inches closer to your face....never knowing that perhaps it's laced with poison intended to puncture your pupil and inject a serum that slowly and painfully creeps it's way through you veins....
zackmann
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Something that makes a person feel like the are in the can't stand up part of a flu with a hangover, wearing a catheter, having the dry heaves with the sound of your boss asking do you think I'm an idiot over and over again as a Techno song. Something that will not kill you but will so make you really really wish you were dead. And after that it gets bad. Or to kill by hitting with Magnus' teeth, you know with the jawbone on an asshole
aalangley6
Re: Fun new Weapons!
Chains with hooks on the end hooked onto each part of your body and slowly being pulled in different directions. "The spread of evil is the symptom of a vacuum. whenever evil wins, it is only by default: by the moral failure of those who evade the fact that there can be no compromise on basic principles."
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Almost like quartering meets bondage....very interesting concept.
treed
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he did that already and the voices liked it * It's all about the Numbers, my friends The Math god

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KnitWitch
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Terrifying all by its damn self ------------ KnitWitch http://www.knitwitchzone.com

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treed
Re: Fun new Weapons!
DAMN YOU you do that and you will ruin my only lasting fantasy, oh, wait, that will make it better............... the voices have spoken * It's all about the Numbers, my friends The Math god

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The Math God of the Past
THE Mister Biz-Nass, Your friendly neighborhood Tourette-Syndrome-afflicted, throat-cancer-surviving fortune-teller who speaks through a voice box.
The Past Future gay Chief of the SFPD (the original podcast of Nocturnal)
http:Bitstrips TREED!
http://GoAnimate TREED!

ogreoregon
Re: Fun new Weapons!
They took over leaving you helpless, just aware and observing. I was hoping for something happening with the hemorrhoid creme idea. I like the idea of something very benign and then it begins rendering the literal crap out of you. How about an internal time bomb, implanted at birth based on an aliens caste or class status. When the workers don't pull thier weight .... BAMMM !
*I am the Rear Admiral but Sigler gives the Orders*
treed
Re: Fun new Weapons!
damn straight! after getting two teeth pulled and 9 crowns (need 4 or 5 more) i absolutely tremeble at the thought or mere mention of the dentist the voices refuse to speek on the subject * It's all about the Numbers, my friends The Math god

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The Math God of the Past
THE Mister Biz-Nass, Your friendly neighborhood Tourette-Syndrome-afflicted, throat-cancer-surviving fortune-teller who speaks through a voice box.
The Past Future gay Chief of the SFPD (the original podcast of Nocturnal)
http:Bitstrips TREED!
http://GoAnimate TREED!

Kingbob
Re: Fun new Weapons!
Ok so its not a new weapon but I just want to hear that someone was bludgeoned.
ogreoregon
Re: Fun new Weapons!
something that moves very slow.... taking off just a little at a time.
*I am the Rear Admiral but Sigler gives the Orders*
DragonRiderOfPernEatenByAncestors
Re: Fun new Weapons!
Infra-sonics, Ultra-sonics, and Time Reversed Radio waves"TRRWs" are nasty things to get hit by. If any of you have free time, do some research that Tom Bearden, Henry T Moray, Nicholi Tesla, and Faraday have done in this areas.
The Irishman from Ohio
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