Scott
FDO™ asks Junkies: What to do with them Crack Hits?

Hey Junkies. I'm trying to figure out what to do with all the crack hits y'all are accumulating. Let's be honest here, no one is going to catch up to Treed without spamming the crap out of the site, so let's start using them hits to get stuff. You would spend those crack hits, your total would drop, but you would get cool, limited-edition "e-stuff."

IDEAS:

  • Special profile badges/icons. Like the "OJ" icons that appear next to some profile names. Once you buy it, it's on your profile for good. All of these would be limited-quantity things, so only a few Junkies would have them.
  • "Buy a character": You can cash in a big amount to name a character after you or a friend.
  • FDO™ vidcast shout-out: cash in an amount for the FDO™ to talk about how frickin' awesome you are in one of his Siglerism vidcasts
  • Limited edition T-Shirts: You'd still have to pay for the shirt, but the Crack Hits would give you the exclusive right to buy them. These would be limited run shirts with sayings, like "Pope Siglericus XXX gave me his moist blessings," or, "General Siglerisimo pounded me with his artillery." Okay, so I'm dirty-minded today, so sue me ...

Those are just some ideas, what else can you think of? No, I will not cash them in for money ... or a hot sweaty night with Pope Siglericus XXX, so don't bother asking.

Finaldrive
Re: FDO™ asks Junkies: What to do with them Crack Hits?

Dawsey is My Homeboy!

 

Dawsey is in Heaven Kick Jesus in the nuts!

 

That kind of thing!

   

No power in the Verse can stop me.


No power in the Verse can stop me.

Mycroft
Re: FDO™ asks Junkies: What to do with them Crack Hits?
  • Really really bad singing. 
  • Sergeant and Fire Team Leader, X-ray company, DOMREC.  And now a pusher too!  The Patchman - get your DOMREC patches from me!
  • Sergeant and Fire Team Leader, X-ray company, DOMREC.
  • Finaldrive
    Re: FDO™ asks Junkies: What to do with them Crack Hits?

    Did you pay money for that?

       

    No power in the Verse can stop me.


    No power in the Verse can stop me.

    redhedtexan
    Re: FDO™ asks Junkies: What to do with them Crack Hits?

    . prvt john bennett (major charecter) the crypt.

    .100% Texan

    .redhed

     

    . prvt john bennett (major charecter) the crypt.

    .100% Texan

    .redhed

     

    Zombiegeddon_58
    Re: FDO™ asks Junkies: What to do with them Crack Hits?

    ~~There are many types of heros, I am one who just happens to eat brains~`

    • King Of UNdead for Sigler

    ~~There are many types of heros, I am one who just happens to eat brains~~

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    JP
    Re: FDO™ asks Junkies: What to do with them Crack Hits?
    help Mini Me!

     

    - "When I get a little money I buy books. If any is left over, I buy food and clothes." - Erasmus

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    Finaldrive
    Re: FDO™ asks Junkies: What to do with them Crack Hits?

    is like some wierd optical illusion. or a really bad before and after.  He's the before FYI.    Or is he the after????

    No power in the Verse can stop me.


    No power in the Verse can stop me.

    BloodStainedTwilight
    Re: FDO™ asks Junkies: What to do with them Crack Hits?

    Dawsey went to Hell.  Then they kicked him out because he took the devils balls to replace his own.  Now he's just chillin somewhere in Kansas waiting for the Sigler tanks to roll in the for the party!

     

     

     

    The Sun ALWAYS sets on death when I'm here.

     

     

    The Sun ALWAYS sets on death when I'm here.

    Finaldrive
    Re: FDO™ asks Junkies: What to do with them Crack Hits?

    Undead Champion and Pusher 

    No power in the Verse can stop me.


    No power in the Verse can stop me.

    BloodStainedTwilight
    Re: FDO™ asks Junkies: What to do with them Crack Hits?

    The Sun ALWAYS sets on death when I'm here.

     

     

    The Sun ALWAYS sets on death when I'm here.

    Kevinesque
    Re: FDO™ asks Junkies: What to do with them Crack Hits?
    HAHAHA you're one-right-after-the-other today!
    ChunkyMonkeySamiches
    Re: FDO™ asks Junkies: What to do with them Crack Hits?

    that's a good one, I like it! you should suggest that one to the FDO himself.  

     

    I specialize in accurate interpretation of your pathetically unclear and dismally vague descritpion of what you think you want.

    Knowing that he knows that we know that he knows, he might choose to return to his usual pattern. 
    ChunkyMonkeySamiches
    Re: FDO™ asks Junkies: What to do with them Crack Hits?

    If I had enough crack hits (and some money) I would go for each one of those options.  

     

    I specialize in accurate interpretation of your pathetically unclear and dismally vague descritpion of what you think you want.

    Knowing that he knows that we know that he knows, he might choose to return to his usual pattern. 
    WildSeven
    Re: FDO™ asks Junkies: What to do with them Crack Hits?

    Goodness gracious great........ Somebody had to say it.........

    Captain Picard: Mister Crusher SHUT UP! Doctor, get this child off my bridge.

    Mal: Well lady, I must say...(smiles)...you're my kinda stupid

    Captain Picard: Mister Crusher SHUT UP! Doctor, get this child off my bridge.

    Mal: Well lady, I must say......you're my kinda stupid  UFS

     

    JP
    Re: FDO™ asks Junkies: What to do with them Crack Hits?
    If everyone likes it, send a note to Gmork to add to the official Sigler lexicon, aka the Pantheon of Siglarism. The FDO will see it--he sees everything. (Muaaaaahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa - cough. Sorry. Damn pig lung disease.)

     

    - "When I get a little money I buy books. If any is left over, I buy food and clothes." - Erasmus

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    Twowire
    Re: FDO™ asks Junkies: What to do with them Crack Hits?
    Tis a worthy one! I wonder if my "Crack Whoredness" is worthy?
     
    "What the hell is happening? I blew up the building. Why? Because you made a phone call."


    KISS'd by Sigler
    . Honored recipient of the 2009 "Iron Man" Award.
    *Member of the Wolfpack* Funky Name Brotha, Gutter Brethren & Pusher Thrice Over!

    Zombiegeddon_58
    Re: FDO™ asks Junkies: What to do with them Crack Hits?

    ~~There are many types of heros, I am one who just happens to eat brains~`

    • King Of UNdead for Sigler

    ~~There are many types of heros, I am one who just happens to eat brains~~

    [flickr-photo:id=3725861718,size=m]

    Wolf
    Re: FDO™ asks Junkies: What to do with them Crack Hits?

     

     

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    Finaldrive
    Re: FDO™ asks Junkies: What to do with them Crack Hits?

    Keep the whoring alive! 

     

    Undead Champion and Pusher 

    No power in the Verse can stop me.


    No power in the Verse can stop me.

    Mycroft
    Re: FDO™ asks Junkies: What to do with them Crack Hits?
  • Sergeant and Fire Team Leader, X-ray company, DOMREC.  And now a pusher too!  The Patchman - get your DOMREC patches from me!
  • Sergeant and Fire Team Leader, X-ray company, DOMREC.
  • JP
    Re: FDO™ asks Junkies: What to do with them Crack Hits?
    allow me to introduce "the pot."

     

    - "When I get a little money I buy books. If any is left over, I buy food and clothes." - Erasmus

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    CBBC-Daddy

    WarHamster40K
    Re: FDO™ asks Junkies: What to do with them Crack Hits?

    All of the options sound cool.  For one such as The Sigmeister, there might be even more ways to tap into that vein.

     

    Maybe something extra at book signings. First in line, limited edition insert for the book, be featured as part of "people who're going to die en masse in one of my books".

     

    Long shot: if there was ever a sigler-themed gift store (I wouldn't mind having a Triangle plushie dangling from my monitor...) and points can be used in the process of buying something (either as a requirement to buy or help bring the cost down...).

     

     No idea how feasible these are, but they're just ideas out of left fi-*gets whacked by a foul ball, falls over unconscious*

    JP
    Re: FDO™ asks Junkies: What to do with them Crack Hits?
    the triangle hatchling models? Check 'em out; VERY real looking. Get one for the monitor, and one for the dashboard of the car!

     

    - "When I get a little money I buy books. If any is left over, I buy food and clothes." - Erasmus

    __________________________________________
    Proud Member of the Wolf Pack and

    CBBC-Daddy

    Twowire
    Re: FDO™ asks Junkies: What to do with them Crack Hits?
    "cracked!" But then again I'm not one to talk, much! heheheheheeh
    "What the hell is happening? I blew up the building. Why? Because you made a phone call."


    KISS'd by Sigler
    . Honored recipient of the 2009 "Iron Man" Award.
    *Member of the Wolfpack* Funky Name Brotha, Gutter Brethren & Pusher Thrice Over!

    JP
    Re: FDO™ asks Junkies: What to do with them Crack Hits?
    a fellow OJ. Service is my pleasure, and privilege.

     

    - "When I get a little money I buy books. If any is left over, I buy food and clothes." - Erasmus

    __________________________________________
    Proud Member of the Wolf Pack and

    CBBC-Daddy

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