Scott
FDO™ asks Junkies: What to do with them Crack Hits?

Hey Junkies. I'm trying to figure out what to do with all the crack hits y'all are accumulating. Let's be honest here, no one is going to catch up to Treed without spamming the crap out of the site, so let's start using them hits to get stuff. You would spend those crack hits, your total would drop, but you would get cool, limited-edition "e-stuff."

IDEAS:

  • Special profile badges/icons. Like the "OJ" icons that appear next to some profile names. Once you buy it, it's on your profile for good. All of these would be limited-quantity things, so only a few Junkies would have them.
  • "Buy a character": You can cash in a big amount to name a character after you or a friend.
  • FDO™ vidcast shout-out: cash in an amount for the FDO™ to talk about how frickin' awesome you are in one of his Siglerism vidcasts
  • Limited edition T-Shirts: You'd still have to pay for the shirt, but the Crack Hits would give you the exclusive right to buy them. These would be limited run shirts with sayings, like "Pope Siglericus XXX gave me his moist blessings," or, "General Siglerisimo pounded me with his artillery." Okay, so I'm dirty-minded today, so sue me ...

Those are just some ideas, what else can you think of? No, I will not cash them in for money ... or a hot sweaty night with Pope Siglericus XXX, so don't bother asking.

MuchAdo
Re: FDO™ asks Junkies: What to do with them Crack Hits?

But you forgot one.

Spend them for the right to buy Sigler a drink at a book signing. HEEHEE!

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gmanvsfreeman
Re: FDO™ asks Junkies: What to do with them Crack Hits?

but I like the ideas.

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Gatorrock
Re: FDO™ asks Junkies: What to do with them Crack Hits?

Sounds good to me... you might want to put a limit on the character naming or you may get a book about Treed, Treed 1, Treed 2, Treed 3..... 

 

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gmanvsfreeman
Re: FDO™ asks Junkies: What to do with them Crack Hits?

G-Man

I am gman's "spider fingers".

G-Man

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SlackerQueen
Re: FDO™ asks Junkies: What to do with them Crack Hits?
-though maybe you should puts some special restrictions for treed. Otherwise, it'll be a clone invasion and we all know how you feel about 'those' clones :)

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jtmanis
Re: FDO™ asks Junkies: What to do with them Crack Hits?
Sounds good to me.
arimus25
Re: FDO™ asks Junkies: What to do with them Crack Hits?
I like that idea. I need to get me some more crack hits!
JP
Re: FDO™ asks Junkies: What to do with them Crack Hits?
But n8 can't play. He's a CH WHORE.

 

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n8man
Re: FDO™ asks Junkies: What to do with them Crack Hits?

it'd be nice to have badges AND the other prizes
Nate Dogg... The only signature I need is my fist.

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The_Supreme_Narutard
Re: FDO™ asks Junkies: What to do with them Crack Hits?

 This is a good thingt to be discussing. Crack Hits are an interestingelement of the site, and up till now they have been an indicator of how much you post.

I think that the idea of cashing in a large amount to name a character after you or a friend is a really good idea, but it would have to be a REALLY big number, like say, 5000. and even then Sigler would still have to decide to make you a walk on, a supporting, or even main character. That one is the best idea.

The other good idea is cashing in Crack Hits for exclusive T-shirts. Kind of like a super devotion marker in real life. That one is good, but the number should be around 1000

 

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SynapticJam
Re: FDO™ asks Junkies: What to do with them Crack Hits?

Gimme somethin' special big daddy!  I like the pounded me with his artiliery..  How about 'showed me his roctopi!''

 

Or if you really wanna be degenerate...   Sigler and I made the sign of the four legged Rocktopi together...

okay.. I'm sorry... I must apologize for my sicker, sadder half.. That was uncalled for....  It's this damn novel!

I haven't written anything overtly gory or sexy, or anything yet....

 

 

SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #3 in crack hits (Special?  Ain't I just)

hhhmmm...  SynapticJam on Toast - hhhmmm... tastes like chicken (aka PUVJK) #? in crack hits (Special?  Ain't I just)  Multiple S.H.I.T. Award Recipient!  Double Dipper and Triple Threat!  All-around uberjunkie!

Gmork
Re: FDO™ asks Junkies: What to do with them Crack Hits?

I'd be up for all those suggestions for crack hit usage. 

I think though if you have leftover swag from previous launches (i.e. Postcards from the Infected launch, stickers, photocopy of the FDO's butt...) that those could be some cool first-come-first-serve CH redemptions.  Or maybe signed photographs of the FDO...something like that.  Just a thought.

n8man
Re: FDO™ asks Junkies: What to do with them Crack Hits?

Nate Dogg... The only signature I need is my fist.

Nate Dogg... The only signature I need is my fist.

ogreoregon
Re: FDO™ asks Junkies: What to do with them Crack Hits?
Yes FDO can shower us with all of the above,  having a variety to choose from, and an occasional surprise offering would be fun!! I am sure that after a Happy pub crawl event, a few more choice ideas will be revealed
*I am the Rear Admiral but Sigler gives the Orders*
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Gmork
Re: FDO™ asks Junkies: What to do with them Crack Hits?
I'd give up some crack hits for coasters from the bars where the FDO has pubcrawled (mildly beer stained ones are ok)
darksoul25
Re: FDO™ asks Junkies: What to do with them Crack Hits?
i love all of them and i would love to get one of those shirts!!
zackmann
Re: FDO™ asks Junkies: What to do with them Crack Hits?

It would be nice if all OJ could get cuponds to buy all Sigler books at the book store for the online price.

zackmann
Re: FDO™ asks Junkies: What to do with them Crack Hits?
A balizillion points and Mae reads your story, Treed would post even more.
JP
Re: FDO™ asks Junkies: What to do with them Crack Hits?
discounts on official merch. If being an OJ matters to you (FDO) and you want to reward those of us who are OJs, maybe we can cash in Crack Hits for some sort of discount, but OJs always get an additional 5% or something. In the end though, I'd expect that whatever you do generates a profit in the end. The bills gotta get paid!

 

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JP
Re: FDO™ asks Junkies: What to do with them Crack Hits?
Am I remembering wrong, or is this a completely different look for you? It's good, don't worry! But very different!

 

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Wolf
Re: FDO™ asks Junkies: What to do with them Crack Hits?

Made me think of "The Cat In The Hat" 

 

..No Bounce..

...No Play...

 

Wolf
Re: FDO™ asks Junkies: What to do with them Crack Hits?

Hell, I've been printing them out and snortin the shit! 

 

..No Bounce..

...No Play...

 

Jo_Ann
Re: FDO™ asks Junkies: What to do with them Crack Hits?

Tongue outWith as many hits as he has the book and all the characters in it would be named after him. lol

Jo_Ann
Re: FDO™ asks Junkies: What to do with them Crack Hits?
Of course the badges are a good idea but how about maybe ringtones, background and screensavers.
Qeldroma
Re: FDO™ asks Junkies: What to do with them Crack Hits?

I love the idea of having a character named after you. But I think there should be a pay structure in that.

I.E.

5000 Crack hits and you get your name in the story as a character that isnt really even a character. Like something meaningless like the author of a new article the main character reads.

10,000 Crack hits you get a character that is brutally murdered!

50,000 Crack hits you get a character, that is the main characters love interest or partner.

100,000 Crack hits you get to be the main character.

LOL Ok maybe 100,000 is a little excessive. Thats alot of posts.

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