Are you having a hard time getting through this difficult life?  Don't worry!  Read any Scott Sigler novel to put your life in proper  perspective.  Thoughts of therapy and self-help books will go out the window as you read about a woman getting slashed in half by a curved alien knife. 

Seriously,  have you ever had a moment when you felt inclined to [edited to remove spoilers*]? NO? Then, you've got it good.  

For example, just the other day, I got one of those really nasty, deep paper cuts, and I was able to stay positive rather than swear like a sailor.  At least I still HAVE all my fingers- they haven't been cut off by a big lunatic boss that needed to torture information out of me. 

These disturbingly enlightening moments of clarity have taught me to keep everything in perspective - and saved me hundreds of dollars in therapy fees! Thanks Scott!  And let me just squeal out one more "Ewwwwww - gross!" to represent all of the future disturbing moments that I won't be able to keep from reading (it's a habit, you know!). 

Really, to be honest, I loved every word!!!  Does that make me abnormal?   

 *NO spoilers!  Junkies don't deserve it and the FDO™ doesn't like it!