Are you having a hard time getting through this difficult life? Don't worry! Read any Scott Sigler novel to put your life in proper perspective. Thoughts of therapy and self-help books will go out the window as you read about a woman getting slashed in half by a curved alien knife.
Seriously, have you ever had a moment when you felt inclined to [edited to remove spoilers*]? NO? Then, you've got it good.
For example, just the other day, I got one of those really nasty, deep paper cuts, and I was able to stay positive rather than swear like a sailor. At least I still HAVE all my fingers- they haven't been cut off by a big lunatic boss that needed to torture information out of me.
These disturbingly enlightening moments of clarity have taught me to keep everything in perspective - and saved me hundreds of dollars in therapy fees! Thanks Scott! And let me just squeal out one more "Ewwwwww - gross!" to represent all of the future disturbing moments that I won't be able to keep from reading (it's a habit, you know!).
Really, to be honest, I loved every word!!! Does that make me abnormal?
*NO spoilers! Junkies don't deserve it and the FDO™ doesn't like it!