Your reign of terror in the UK is over I wish all my junkie friends around the world equal success in throwing off the yoke of your vile influence.  I suspect that the Tuesday with which we have replaced you is likely to be just as corrupt and underhand though methinks

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Pusher, Poet and Pet Protector

Bring on Tuesday!

Thanks for bringing us such gorgeous, perfect beach weather for yesterday's public holiday...WHILE I WAS TOO SICK TO LEAVE THE HOUSE!

Dear Tuesday,

Thanks for giving us even more perfect weather than yesterday, when I'm feeling well enough to leave the house - but CAN'T - because the long weekend is over and I have a mountain of work to do. Way to rub my nose in it.  

and then making me work instead of enjoying it.

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Jesus, weren't you here last week? Just leave me the f**k alone already!

You kicked my ass, but then Mommy Bags Day came and kicked your ass. All Hail Mommy bags Day! 

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Head Coach

Wabash Wolfpack

... and treated you like MY bitch for a change. I've slapped you and tossed your sorry ass to the curb.  

Now let's wee what your friends (the twins: Tuesday and Wednesday, the nympho: Thursday, and your crotchety old mother: Friday) have to offer me.  

I bet I can go five for five and not even break a sweat!

-Sci-FiGeek Version 2.0 - Bigger, better, stronger... and with improved green goo!

You almost thwarted me. But I clawed my way out of a sinus headache this morning to drag my ass to work. You will not best me!
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Gmork - Wiki Czar and Thwackacutioner

You and a hangover and never a joy; combined, you suck moldy goat ass.

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the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

It's sexy! 

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Pusher, Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren & [flickr-photo:id=3938763689,size=m]

giggidy. >:-)

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the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

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Captain of the Touchback and Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

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the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

I want the half with the tongue!  That must be the good half!!

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Pusher, Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren & [flickr-photo:id=3938763689,size=m]

and I thought I'd be loved for my brain...

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the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

that too...

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Pusher, Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren & [flickr-photo:id=3938763689,size=m]

I officially call this the start of a girl pile on athanas!!
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Gmork - Wiki Czar and Thwackacutioner

so does that mean this one will be for all the world to see?

Exhibitionists, the lot of ya’s.

...carry on.

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the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

I'm not sure how to say this, after all the time we've spent together.

But I'm really tired of you trying to treat me like your little bitch.

How about this: Stop f*cking with me and I'll stop saying you're a little wh0re to everyone I meet... I'll even agree to stop posting the pictures of you screwing everyone else here.

And no... I don't want to be friends, you sodomizing bastard!

-Sci-FiGeek Version 2.0 - Bigger, better, stronger... and with improved green goo!

LOL!!! 

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Pusher, Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren & [flickr-photo:id=3938763689,size=m]

Well what do you know?  Today turned out to be a pretty good day!  The entire house is unpacked.  All that is left is to hang the curtains and the pictures and it will be just like home! 

I don't suppose next Monday I could get a repeat performance?

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Captain of the Touchback and Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

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Captain of the Touchback and Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

You'd think coming home (after two weeks away) to debt collectors, a messy house and a massive work backlog would be enough, right? But, NO! You gotta put the boot in while I'm down.

So yeah, thanks heaps for the break-up text message - yes, TEXT MESSAGE - from my boyfriend of four and a half years. Fuck you very much. Just what I needed.