Way to kill my buzz. I hate you.

Die.

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BigJohn: Badass enough to get the drop on Kissyman

Same here!

Dear Monday,

F-Off

Thanks

Undead Champion, HM and Pusher .... Start Cracking with Crack!

No power in the Verse can stop me.

I may be boring and lame, but at least I'm not Monday!

Undead Champion, HM and Pusher .... Start Cracking with Crack!

No power in the Verse can stop me.

Thanks for giving Oklahoma our first tornado of the season, thus causing all my monday night TV shows to be repeadedly interrupted with "tornado watch" footage.

**All this plan is missing is a giant freaking laser in space."**

You bastard...did you shit on my Tuesday? Cause it feels like a Monday!
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I am Gmork, professional multitasker and smorker

It's Tuesday now.  Thank god I don't have to see your skank ass for another 6 days.
When I see you the time after next, though, I'm gonna rock that ass like a hurricane as I have that day off, in which case Tuesday will become the token whore that week.
Then it'll be back to normal.

Why do we do this to each other, Monday?  I want my records back.

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the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

So I'm here talking with Wednesday and she thinks you're a turd nugget too.

Wednesday even has a cool name.....  What up Humpday?

Undead Champion, HM and Pusher .... Start Cracking with Crack!

No power in the Verse can stop me.

can roll over and just die already so Sunday ca come that much faster.

I'm hanging out with Thursday, and he doesn't like you either.

• Proud Member of GirlCo, Evil Incarnate, and Pastry Princess

Friday is finally here.  Remember him?  He's the guy that kicks sand in your face at the beach.... oh wait, thats everybody.  Friday and I are going to spend an awesome day together, maybe we'll leave work early and have a beer.  

Eat monkey butt Monday.

Undead Champion, HM and Pusher .... Start Cracking with Crack!

No power in the Verse can stop me.

have beer, computer, racing on the tube, and the whole weekend to think of the dreaded MONDAY.

Richno3.......out

Saturday and Sunday were rock stars.  You are gum on the bottom of my shoe.
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I am Gmork, professional multitasker and smorker

I love you this week because Daylight Saving time has started.  That means I get more free time in the evening with you!!!!

[flickr-photo:id=3938763689,size=m] and friend of GirlCo's official mascot

if you were real, I'd uppercut your taint.

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the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

Why do you torment me?  

Undead Champion, HM and Pusher .... Start Cracking with Crack!

No power in the Verse can stop me.

I heartily envite you to bite into the swollen maggot-filled carcass of a three-days-dead skunk which has been dredged through the ditch downhill from a leaking radioactive cesspool, rubbed along the floor of a third-world beef slaughterhouse, and then dipped into a pile of sanitary napkins thrown into the alley behind a whorehouse by a fifty-year-old syphilitic cum dumpster.

Thanks for bringing Jury Duty this morning. I love you so much that if you where real I would squeeze you until you turn that pretty purple color and make a smelly in your pants!!!

Si Vis Pocum, Para Bellum

Jayguana

Listen…I know things have been pretty tense between us and while I can’t apologize for that, I’ve been thinking.  A lot.

I know we’re going to see each other next week and…well, I mean, I’ve got nothing going on outside of nursing a probable hangover so…

I mean, if you’re not doing anything, I guess…you know…maybe we could hook up and just see what happens, right?  No strings, just you and me.  I’d be ok with that.

Let me know.

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the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

Dear Monday,
My apologies. It was payday when you arrived. I didn't realized that deep down inside, when you and payday coincide...you are GLORIOUS.
Forgive me?
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I am Gmork, professional multitasker and smorker

I can't believe Gmork is sucking up!!!!  What is life coming to?

[flickr-photo:id=3938763689,size=m] and friend of GirlCo's official mascot

Monday sucked monkey balls (no offense athanas) but then I was procrastinating on doing any real work by paying bills online and I noticed my bank account was larger than I expected. I forgot monday was pay day. So I thought I might apologize to Monday. 

Never fear, though... this moment of munificence will be followed up next week with some good, down home abuse.
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I am Gmork, professional multitasker and smorker

I'm content with being the monkey in this situation.

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the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

You know what always happens, right?  You end up having ex-sex, and then the whole neurotic thing starts over again.

You're doomed, man.  Doomed, I say.  Doomed.

See, I'm off for the week when I clock out on Thursday and don't have to be back until Tuesday, so, ya know...I figured I'd give Monday another chance and just see what happens.

I'll keep myself guarded, man.  It'll be OK.

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the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world