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Crack Hits

ARIOCH'S EDIT: PLEASE DO NOT MAKE ANY NEW POSTS IN THIS THREAD.

I've begun a new CHs thread over here. If you want to reply to a comment from this thread, it's pretty simple.

I heard that

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today has not been kind to me, though getting some food in me at lunch seemed to help things out.

and you wanted to respond to it, you would put "Athanas said" in the subject line and "I heard that today has not been kind to me, though getting some food in me at lunch seemed to help things out." Easy enough? And you certainly do not have to transfer comments to the new thread. I simply thought some of you might want to keep existing threads going.

I wanted to make sure you had a way to transition over.

Why are we doing this? The more comments in a thread the longer it takes to load. As you can imagine, the original Crack Hits thread is frakkin' HUGE. So hopefully this will speed things up. Have fun twacking, cracking, and generally having a good time.

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ScottEPond
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Is another symptom of seeing such a level of fantastic goodness...

And with Kali's video collection, you can see my Goodness again and again... even in Slo-Mo...

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ScottEPond
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That's why it has a big ol' bottle of beer... it's the only way it can get any satisfaction anymore...

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ScottEPond
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Hope you get that call-back real soon!

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Beth_Ailis
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Time for the boy to learn him some manners if he wants to see the next birthday! Just sayin'

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Beth_Ailis
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The commute is not so great, but I just finished re-listening to The Rookie. Can't wait for the Starter!!!!

They people are fun and they seem to "get" my sarcastic wit. Or at least they are willing to humor me. Now if I could just figure out how to teleport and skip the 2 hours/day in the car....

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athanas
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I mean, first it's 7:30, then a few drinks later, bam!, it's 4:30.

I've tried writing it all down so I can hit it from a scientific angle, but for some reason it starts out as a promising outline, then just devolves into stick figures doin' it.

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athanas
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Though there’s a certain medicinal plant that tends to make me more so, but in a pinch, a few drinks work. :-p

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athanas
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then a year afterwards while I tried out the local community college...I will never work fast food again.
The work is not hard, in fact, it's mind numbingly easy.  I just can't deal with the goddamn customers. 

I’ve never understood why people turn into enormous dicks while ordering at fast food joints.  What’s the logic of treating the people like shit who make minimum wage or slightly above, don’t give a shit, and assemble your food where you can’t see it done?  Hope you enjoy eating every fluid that can come from a ‘possum.

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athanas
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damn you, Mojito!  You've done it to me again!

today is going to be far too long...

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Gmork
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For enjoying athanas' drunk posting Tongue out
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Beth_Ailis
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However, I don't think that I want to experiement with drunk time travel while I'm driving. The cops just wouldn't understand, I'm afraid.

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Beth_Ailis
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the BEST omelet ever! The son-in-law is a professional cook and he made breakfast for everyone. Yum!

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athanas
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but I need to have a little talk with the voices in my head.
On a school night, 2, maybe 3 mixed drinks should be it, but one little bastard in the back row kept saying "Tomorrow's Friday!  It's only one day before the weekend!", and sadly, everyone else started listening to him.

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Belladonna420
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I like that "certain medicinal plant" too!!!  Wink
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Belladonna420
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Ooops!!  This burger accidentally fell on the floor!  Oh well!!!

Don't EVER be mean to someone who prepares your food!!!  Like Athanas said, you never know what extra "condiments" you might get! Surprised
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athanas
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cause it feels like the Sharks and the Jets are having a dance-off rumble in my GI tract right now.

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BigJohn
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Nah, ginseng has never made me randy...

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Belladonna420
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Tongue out
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Belladonna420
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cuz the Sox are gonna destroy the Cubs today!!!  MWAH HA HA HA!!!!
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athanas
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athanas
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Wolf
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Thunderdome!

 

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athanas
Re: Crack Hits

Rated R

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Jayguana
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Si Vis Pocum, Para Bellum

 

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