steveANARCHY
Cheesy Pick Up Lines
I thought this would be a fun thread.  without further ado, lets begin.

 

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KristynaMae
Re: Cheesy Pick Up Lines

I will say though that I would have laughed my ass off if anyone had tried any of those on me!  I don't take stuff like that personally or even seriously.  And truthfullly if a girl wants to get laid and you put your interest out on the table like that, it really wouldn't matter what you say.  Girls can be just as bad as guys when it comes to that!  Obviously not speaking personally, but I was in a sorority . . .  

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KristynaMae
Re: Cheesy Pick Up Lines

 I think girls use that one too!

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athanas
Re: Cheesy Pick Up Lines

...continue.

                                                                           

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Belladonna420
Re: Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Now see... that cheesy shit would probably work on me!! Innocent

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Belladonna420
Re: Cheesy Pick Up Lines

How did I miss this one?!?!?!?

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jonthejunkie
Re: Cheesy Pick Up Lines

wanna fuck?

 

oops.... I pooped

oops.... I pooped

JC
Re: Cheesy Pick Up Lines

what are the chances of me getting head?

 also this one is kinda old but

Hey baby you look like your realy good at math lets go back to my place add a bed subtract our clothes divide your legs and lets multiply.

 

 

 

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Gmork
Re: Cheesy Pick Up Lines
I was thinking the same thing!
RohiPnol
Re: Cheesy Pick Up Lines
Is the "oops....I pooped" also part of the chatup line or is this your signature tag?  Funny either way but funny as fuck if it's a suffix to the chatup.
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Belladonna420
Re: Cheesy Pick Up Lines

I think the line "Oops...  I pooped" is from Family Guy.  I don't watch it but I have friends that do.

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JP
Re: Cheesy Pick Up Lines
Or do poop? Bella, you crack me up!

 

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JP
Re: Cheesy Pick Up Lines
I wasn't a member, but I was in there for a while.

 

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Belladonna420
Re: Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Tongue out

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athanas
Re: Cheesy Pick Up Lines

What time do they open?

                                                                           

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RohiPnol
Re: Cheesy Pick Up Lines
would you imagine your friends pooping?!?!
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Belladonna420
Re: Cheesy Pick Up Lines

There's an image I didn't need!!!  OK, maybe I shouldn't have said it quite like that!  LOL!!!  What I meant to say was that I assume they do both, watch it and poop... but hopefully not at the same time!!!  LOL!!!

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I_AM---
Re: Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Brother, my respect for you has jumped 1000 fold.

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jonthejunkie
Re: Cheesy Pick Up Lines

it just my tag line... and i dont think its from family guy

 

oops.... I pooped

 

oops.... I pooped

Kevinesque
Re: Cheesy Pick Up Lines
I think the proper line to follow "I was in a sorority too..."  is "Giggity, Giggity!"
KristynaMae
Re: Cheesy Pick Up Lines

 

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Wolf
Re: Cheesy Pick Up Lines

I was kicked out of a sorority or two (or three or...)? 

 

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I_AM---
Re: Cheesy Pick Up Lines

How could you think that... oh wait it says it right there...

never Mind...

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Pjotr_NL
Re: Cheesy Pick Up Lines

I just hit women on the head with my club and drag them to my cave. Laughing

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cobrastarship99
Re: Cheesy Pick Up Lines
do you at least cook them a dinosaur burger? hmmm.... what do cavemen eat? Dark General of Vampire Corps for Sigler! (VC4S)!! and proud member of Girlco!
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redhedtexan
Re: Cheesy Pick Up Lines

LET ME FIND THE RED HEAD IN YA!!! 

. prvt john bennett (major charecter) the crypt.

.100% Texan

.redhed

 

 

. prvt john bennett (major charecter) the crypt.

.100% Texan

.redhed

 

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