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steveANARCHY

Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Posted: Aug 13, 2009 @ 12:47PM 80 replies

I thought this would be a fun thread. without further ado, lets begin.

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DragonRiderOfPernEatenByAncestors

Re: Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Posted: Sep 09, 2009 @ 6:40PM

The Irishman from Ohio

Wolf

Re: Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Posted: Sep 10, 2009 @ 11:17AM

and do you give senior citizen discounts?

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steveANARCHY

Re: Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Posted: Oct 18, 2009 @ 10:37AM

& i'm falling for you :)

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HM-THE ROOKIE

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athanas

Re: Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Posted: Oct 18, 2009 @ 5:46PM

...wanna go halves on a bastard?

the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

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KristynaMae

Re: Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Posted: Oct 18, 2009 @ 10:00PM

If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me. If I swore you were an Angel would you treat me like the Devil tonight?

+5 to anyone who can either quote the next line or tell me who sings it without cheating!

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Re: Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Posted: Oct 18, 2009 @ 11:54PM

but I like yours too, has it ever worked? wink...

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Wolf

Re: Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Posted: Oct 19, 2009 @ 11:45AM

If I were dying of thirst, would your flowing love come quench me?

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RohiPnol

Re: Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Posted: Oct 19, 2009 @ 12:41PM

wish I was single so I could try it out... if I tried this on the Mrs she might think I was gonna knock her up and leave her holding the baby....the plan has merit now that I think about it

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RohiPnol

Re: Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Posted: Oct 19, 2009 @ 12:43PM

No? Well do you mind lying down while I have one?

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RohiPnol

Re: Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Posted: Oct 19, 2009 @ 12:47PM

Be on it!!!!

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RohiPnol

Re: Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Posted: Oct 19, 2009 @ 12:49PM

I know what you're thinking and yes I'm great in the sack!

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Belladonna420

Re: Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Posted: Oct 19, 2009 @ 1:06PM

ever worked for you???

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RohiPnol

Re: Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Posted: Oct 19, 2009 @ 1:43PM

Now that we've established that you're a whore lets get haggling

(two Bacardi Breezers and a packet of crisps?)

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RohiPnol

Re: Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Posted: Oct 19, 2009 @ 1:48PM

But it was used ironically in the way that although it was used as a pick up line it was sending up pickup lines as a way to actually break the ice ... who woulda thunk that the true irony was that pickup line actually seemed to work!

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RohiPnol

Re: Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Posted: Oct 19, 2009 @ 1:54PM

and two of them got me slapped. The two that worked did work a couple of times though... I was amazed too! can you guess which ones worked and which ones resulted in pain and humiliation?

I think that the key to success is to set your standards low and be prepared to compromise!

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RohiPnol

Re: Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Posted: Oct 19, 2009 @ 1:55PM

so funny I nearly soiled myself!

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RohiPnol

Re: Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Posted: Oct 19, 2009 @ 2:01PM

It reminds me of a girl I met at a random party who out of nowhere asked me if I -like her- ever got home after a run to find that my pants had shit in them?

WTF do you say to something like that?!!? maybe she was trying your line and her delivery was just a bit obtuse.

If I recall my nonchalant response was "I swim rather than run and if you shit yourself in a swimming pool people tend to notice and complain!"

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athanas

Re: Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Posted: Oct 19, 2009 @ 2:04PM

"drop your standards, raise your average".

the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

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Belladonna420

Re: Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Posted: Oct 19, 2009 @ 5:42PM

That's a tough one... I'm not sure about which ones worked but I'll bet calling whoever it was a whore probably got you slapped... and good!

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Belladonna420

Re: Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Posted: Oct 19, 2009 @ 5:43PM

Clicked reply on the wrong post! Oh well, you'll figure it out!

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Beth_Ailis

Re: Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Posted: Oct 19, 2009 @ 6:09PM

His entire routine was, "Wanna fuck?" and he said for the 99 times he got slapped, he'd get laid by the 100th girl. Not sure he was telling the truth.

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Beth_Ailis

Re: Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Posted: Oct 19, 2009 @ 6:10PM

Was used on me... I was totally unimpressed. My response:

"I rent my own appartment and own my own cat."

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athanas

Re: Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Posted: Oct 20, 2009 @ 12:29PM

'cause I swear I see myself in your pants.

the trick to staying sane is to just out-crazy the world

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RohiPnol

Re: Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Posted: Oct 20, 2009 @ 12:39PM

I deservedly got a slap for the whore one and the face leaving in 5 minutes ... but surprisingly the fancy a fuck and the telepathy ones worked quite well... what can I say I was fortunate to go to clubs that didn't water their beer too much and there must have been a plentiful supply of recreational pharmaceuticals to go round... otherwise I can't account for any success with them. I'm much more mature now and my Mrs would slap me upside the head if I tried any of that shit now.

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