In the name of Long John Silver’s Parrot...today, the 19th of Sept, be International Talk Like a Pirate Day.
How is it that ye scurvy dogs have overlook'd this day?! Let all hope abandon, ye who enter here!!
As a pirate at heart, I cannot afford such an assault on me dignity, so load the cannon, an' tell Gmork how ye celebrated this fine holiday? An' remember to do it in ye best pirate-speak or it's the plank fer ye (or a right nasty keelhaulin' for the worst of ye)!!
Argh me hearties!
(an' if ye don't know any pirate-speak, than just give me a Yarrr!)