April 1, 2009 who was the fool? | ScottSigler.com

April 1, 2009 who was the fool?

Posted: Apr 03, 2009 @ 8:26AM 61 replies

This year was a bland year for me on this oh so humorous day. My Friends had some good ones. Such as:

Friend turns to his wife and just as he does, his back goes out. She of course helps him over to the couch where a backrub ensues. after a short rub of the back he jumps up and says "April Fools" (the next day he has a headache, wonder what she hit him with?)

Friend number two: another couple (both Deaf), Husband leaves for work a couple minutes later he gets a text from his wife. "there is a man at the door with a gun. What should I do?" he of course turns the car around. a minute later she texts him back "April fool"

What do the Junkies have?

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Re: April 1, 2009 who was the fool?

Posted: Apr 03, 2009 @ 9:42AM

April fools day jokes end up being so cruel. Or maybe I'm just saying that because I, inevitably, always fall for them.

This year was no exception. The only difference was that I was fooled online. I went to my favorite geek supplier, at thinkgeek.com and saw what I thought was THE BEST sleeping bag ever. Tall claim? Possibly. But have a look-see at the Tauntaun Child's Sleeping Bag complete with lightsaber zipper pull (how else do you get into the innards of a Tauntaun?) and lining that simulates the white intenstines of the Star Wars animal we know and love.

Unfortunately, the product was an April Fools Day joke and does not exist....neither does the squeeze bottle bacon that they were offering the same day (mmmmm...bacon). However, the website received such a strong response to the joke that they are now lobbying LucasFilms to see if they can get the rights to produce it!

Alas...I was fooled. Cruel, cruel day.

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Re: April 1, 2009 who was the fool?

Posted: Apr 03, 2009 @ 1:41PM

who is a massive Twilight fan by making her believe that there was part of a new book released online in which Edward Cullen dies.

Re: April 1, 2009 who was the fool?

Posted: Apr 03, 2009 @ 2:10PM

that Edward Cullen is an important character in book?

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JP

Re: April 1, 2009 who was the fool?

Posted: Apr 03, 2009 @ 3:02PM

As you know, everything is better with bacon. That was a cruel joke...

- "When I get a little money I buy books. If any is left over, I buy food and clothes." - Erasmus

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Re: April 1, 2009 who was the fool?

Posted: Apr 03, 2009 @ 3:10PM

JP you are right the cruelest joke of all.

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Re: April 1, 2009 who was the fool?

Posted: Apr 03, 2009 @ 4:18PM

Someone did the old 'pull-the-fire-alarm-and-make-everyone-stand-outside-like-idiots' at school. During an Orientation Day (where people come in to look at different courses they might be interested in) Though, my class, the cooking class and the butchery class stood out the most in our white uniform vests, aprons and checkered pants (and some of the butchery guys with blood on said aprons

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Re: April 1, 2009 who was the fool?

Posted: Apr 03, 2009 @ 9:13PM

I guess you've managed to retain your sanity by not being around any of the insane Twilight fans who swoon at the slightest mention of their dear Edward's name. If I think about it too much, I get physically ill. I'll let another Junkie explain it all to you.

Re: April 1, 2009 who was the fool?

Posted: Apr 03, 2009 @ 10:41PM

If you know it's fake. Makes me wonder about some of the bacon I get when I eat out. I LOOKS real, but has not taste..... :)

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JP

Re: April 1, 2009 who was the fool?

Posted: Apr 04, 2009 @ 2:11AM

I've also escaped all the hullabaloo. I have to say I'm intrigued by it all, but so far, I haven't read the books or seen the flick.

- "When I get a little money I buy books. If any is left over, I buy food and clothes." - Erasmus

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Re: April 1, 2009 who was the fool?

Posted: Apr 04, 2009 @ 10:17AM

and others have told me. the story is just a rehashed (bad one) of other better writers. that is was not worth picking up. When Teenage Girls go screeming after something. you will see me running the other way.

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Re: April 1, 2009 who was the fool?

Posted: Apr 04, 2009 @ 10:52AM

Well, it takes a unique twist on the whole vampirism thing. Basically a chick falls in love with a vampire, and her friend's a werewolf, and she also loves him, and it's just a giant estrogen-soaked pile of paper.

Re: April 1, 2009 who was the fool?

Posted: Apr 04, 2009 @ 10:59AM

I just can't read/watch something that has vampires that SPARKLE. And from the summaries I've read, its and emotional, sappy, coma-inducing piece of writing. Screw that stuff, I want my violence and vampire that go *POOF* AAH! *FLAMES*DUST* when hit with sunlight.

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Re: April 1, 2009 who was the fool?

Posted: Apr 04, 2009 @ 11:02AM

although to tell the truth, Buffy did Kill Angel and Let Spike die.

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Re: April 1, 2009 who was the fool?

Posted: Apr 04, 2009 @ 2:06PM

If you like that type of vampire tale, like a normal person should, then I just might have a secret fiction project in the works...

ChunkyMonkeySamiches

Re: April 1, 2009 who was the fool?

Posted: Apr 04, 2009 @ 4:35PM

I have only read a third of the first book and made it through half the movie. Both of which sucked. It's not worth your time or money, so I say you are making one hell of a wise decision.

I specialize in accurate interpretation of your pathetically unclear and dismally vague descritpion of what you think you want.

Knowing that he knows that we know that he knows, he might choose to return to his usual pattern.

ChunkyMonkeySamiches

Re: April 1, 2009 who was the fool?

Posted: Apr 04, 2009 @ 4:38PM

I pulled the bacon in the toaster on my older brother. Told him it was the fastest, most efficient way to cook bacon. He believed it and was pissed. I thought it was pretty funny, seems he blew up our toaster and scortched the ceiling. Mom wasn't too happy though...

I specialize in accurate interpretation of your pathetically unclear and dismally vague descritpion of what you think you want.

Knowing that he knows that we know that he knows, he might choose to return to his usual pattern.

ChunkyMonkeySamiches

Re: April 1, 2009 who was the fool?

Posted: Apr 04, 2009 @ 4:43PM

that the next time i hear someone at school going gaga for those lame ass books, I'm going to shoot them. Its driving me insane!

I specialize in accurate interpretation of your pathetically unclear and dismally vague descritpion of what you think you want.

Knowing that he knows that we know that he knows, he might choose to return to his usual pattern.

Re: April 1, 2009 who was the fool?

Posted: Apr 04, 2009 @ 5:48PM

Old School Vampires!

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Re: April 1, 2009 who was the fool?

Posted: Apr 04, 2009 @ 6:31PM

Had her vampires killing and eating puppies.

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M._Night_Shot-his-wad

Re: April 1, 2009 who was the fool?

Posted: Apr 05, 2009 @ 9:32AM

Saw the Tauntaun sleeping bag, declared it the best sleeping bag I've ever seen, and showed it to my wife. "We have to get some for the kids!

Cruel, well-done joke. Sad now. The dream is gone.

The pus is always greener...

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JP

Re: April 1, 2009 who was the fool?

Posted: Apr 07, 2009 @ 1:27PM

we will refer to the entire Twilight collection as "Hoover."

- "When I get a little money I buy books. If any is left over, I buy food and clothes." - Erasmus

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Re: April 1, 2009 who was the fool?

Posted: Apr 07, 2009 @ 2:51PM

he said Hoover, hehehe as in Royally Sucked

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JP

Re: April 1, 2009 who was the fool?

Posted: Apr 08, 2009 @ 8:30AM

- "When I get a little money I buy books. If any is left over, I buy food and clothes." - Erasmus

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Re: April 1, 2009 who was the fool?

Posted: Apr 08, 2009 @ 9:24AM

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Re: April 1, 2009 who was the fool?

Posted: Apr 08, 2009 @ 11:19AM

My sister made cupcakes out of ground beef using mashed potatos as frosting. They looked disgusting, but gave me an idea. I baked regular cupcakes, let my friends chow down, and then gave my best wicked smile and decleared, "Happy April Fools, guys!" XID I wish I had gotten video of them freaking. I made them wait until the next day to tell them there was nothing in them. I think the best part is that they made themselves sick waiting for whatever would happen.

On the net... An adoptables site I play filled the cave with eggs that led you to a page load error page when you tried to grab them. Then, on the forum, out of desperation, all of us mods switched avvies, titles, and siggies. Took a while for people to notice who we really were. It was pretty funny, if a little lame.

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