This year was a bland year for me on this oh so humorous day. My Friends had some good ones. Such as:
Friend turns to his wife and just as he does, his back goes out. She of course helps him over to the couch where a backrub ensues. after a short rub of the back he jumps up and says "April Fools" (the next day he has a headache, wonder what she hit him with?)
Friend number two: another couple (both Deaf), Husband leaves for work a couple minutes later he gets a text from his wife. "there is a man at the door with a gun. What should I do?" he of course turns the car around. a minute later she texts him back "April fool"
What do the Junkies have?