Mycroft
The Trek Movie - spoiler alert****

I'm going to start listing all the faults with the new movie, chime in with new ones (It isn't a short list).

 

1.  Romulans were not known by Kirk's time on sight (Reference, show "Balance of Terror")

2.  A ship of the Kelvin's apparent class was smaller then Enterprise.  Enterprise had a crew of 432 (Many shows).   How the heck did the Kelvin have 800+ crew?

3.  Families were not aboard Federation ships in Kirk's time, let alone his father's time.  (Farpoint, Picard's statements)

4.  Nero asked for Ambassador Sarek from the first captain, not Ambassador Spock.  Oops......

5.  Uhura was all business at the Academy - why in the ... would she throw herself at Spock after Vulcan imploded?

6.  Spock and Kirk marooned on a  planet within close viewing distance from Vulcan - but it was labeled Drago 4?  Oops - Vulcan was in the Tau Ceti system, so even if that was right, it would have been Tau Ceti 4.

7.  Spock was viewing up close the black holing of Vulcan - too close.  Another planet that close to a black hole would have gone right in....

8.  Romulas was wiped out by the nova - great, why wasn't the twin planet Remas wiped out with it?

9.  If the Vulcan Academy could see the nova coming in time to build a special ship, and develop black hole building science, then why didn't the Romulans see the nova coming (since they had equivalent tech) and evacuate the planet?

10.  If Nero had 25 years to wait for Spock (and 129 more beyond that) to wait for the nova, why didn't he just go prevent the wiping out of the Romulan people via the nova?

11.  The promotion of Kirk to First Officer.  Get off it, there is no way in .... that would have happened.

12.  Sulu was always an excellent pilot (considered best in the fleet more then once) - get off that dampner thing.

13.  Sulu using a sword on the drill - no, it is not a throw down to Star Wars.  It is an actual reference to Sulu (George Takai) using a foil in the first season of the original series, long before there was a Star Wars (10 years before).

14.  Why the ... was Ambassador Spock trying to fly the rescue craft to that star?  Logistically, it makes no sense, since he was already on Romulas at the time, still working for re-unification.  (Next Generation)

15. Manual targeting of the transporter?  Since when?

16. Water piping thru engineering on the Enterprise?  Huh, what was that for?  Just to make fun of Scotty, of course....

17.  Six ships wiped out at Vulcan in less then 5 minutes (that's how far behind the Enterprise was, according to the movie).

18.  Enterprise traveling without shields up?  Wrong, wrong, wrong.  So many times it was shown that shields were up to prevent strikes by object during warp flight.

19.  You get a distress call for an unkown reason and you go in weapons hot - always.  It is much easier to drop the weapons then get them powered up in time.  Sheesh....

20.  The green woman Kirk was making out with?  Tribute to the Orion slave girl of the first pilot, right?  Oops - Orions were never part of the Federation - see ("Journey to Babel") 

 

That's 20, good start for this topic.....

 

My guess is that the writers only looked at the previous movies and really didn't go look at the original series much.  They took the mistakes of the movies and magnified them in this movie.

 

I write this as an "ORIGINAL TREKKIE".  On Sept 8, 1966, I was watching the first showing, the great salt vampire ("Mantrap").  I participated in the letter writing campaign that brought the original series back for season three.  I know the canon of the show backwards and forwards, and the above list is just off the top of my head what was wrong with the movie.

 

Gene Roddenberry (I went to see him speak once, live) would be spinning in his grave, because this was not about the future he wanted to portray.

 

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  • Death_Tone
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    It was just the same when STNG started, klingons changed etc.....but look how popular that was?

     

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    Mycroft
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  • then either.
  • Movies 1-4 sucked
  • 5 was so-so
  • 6 sucked
  • and 9 and 10 were pretty good. 
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  • Twowire
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    playing on the fact that a lot of the changes you mentioned were due to the interruption and shift of the time line due to the Romulans travel through the black hole, ie Uhura and Spock, green lady etc, thus creating an alternate reality different from the Star Trek we originally knew. As for Uhura and Spock, I dont know if she actually threw herself at him. There seemed, at least to me, there was some familiarity between them, as if they had been seeing each other at the Academy. Teacher/Student relations would still be taboo I would think and most likely be hidden.
     
    The rest we can just chalk up to Hollywood doing what they want.....
     
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    WildSeven
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    The fifth film was shit. The one with Syboc and the search for God in the galaxy's core? Rubbish... In my opinion anyway:)

     

    And the get-out-of-jail free card for all those flaws is... Alternate reality! The old Star Trek classic. They did sort of undermine every single other Star Trek event though... And there was no attempt to even salvage the timeline... Also i thought a warp reactor would be beyond water coolant, what with the cold vacuum of space and all. Also being able to see a black hole is contradictory. Also transwarp transporters have never been possible in previous Star Treks. Also the whole Orion Syndicate thing (not in the Federation). Sensors looked understandable though. And the going-to-warp sound was a cool gut-thump. Most of this is repitition of what Mycroft said though! Nobody can identify Romulans let alone speak all three dialects. Maybe after the Kepler incident they sought out the Romulans and espionaged the shit out of them. Not the best ever.(First Contact, Wrath of Khan, Nemesis, Insurrection)

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    Mycroft
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  • That was interupted.
  • As for the Uhura part - she stated she was seeing NOBODY at the academy.
  • And on and on.  Just not paying attention to the details all the way thru. 
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  • I thought that was 6.  If so, reverse those numbers.... 
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    The crew had a discussion on the bridge about their time line changing due to the Romulans appearance. They had said that at the point of the Romulans incursion into the past their destiny's had changed creating an alternate reality for them. 
     
    Also future Spock tells young Kirk that in Spocks time stream, the original Star Trek time stream, Kirk had known his Father and his Father was instrumental in Kirks joining Star Fleet. This is true to the original Star Trek storyline/time stream, but the young Kirk in new time stream never knew his father and It was Captain Pike who was instrumental in getting young Kirk to join.
     
    As for Spock & Uhura I would again say that Spock was one of her Instructors during her time at the academy. Thus, I would think it was prudent she/they would keep their relationship under wraps as not to have possibly fraternization charges (it being a military academy) brought against them.  Thus Uhura would deny that she was seeing anyone....
     
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    Gmork
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    ...is that when it comes down to it, it's mostly imaginary.  I actually really liked this movie. Lots of explosions, nods to the old school Trek shows, nods to Trek fan films, unexpected twists and as shiny as I hope the future will be.  I put this movie in the same category as Armaggedon...suspend reality, sit back and enjoy.
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    OJ_Mathis_Wrenn
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    What part of alternate reality is confusing you?

     

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    Chilliredjim
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    and what about Spock and Uhura going out and kissing together...I mean Euuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

     

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    Twowire
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     I thought it was an excellent movie myself. I try not to delve to far into actual science or the indepth prior history of a show. After all it is Sci-FICTION! :)  And just like the wonderfully amazing Gmork, I to like to sit back, suspend reality and enjoy. 
     
    I once read a blog that was being posted to prior to the release of the first Spiderman. The heated discussion was over the fact that Spidey in the new flick was to have organic web shooters and not the original wrist mounted chemical based web shooters. One side argued that his body could not supply the necessary amounts of fluid to produce such mass amount of webbing. The other side claimed he could and that the containers he carried in the original comics couldn't come close to supply the amount of webbing he typical uses.....I think.. they had to much time on their hands or forgot, as some people do, its Sci-FICTION! Ok, rant over, getting off my soap box...
     
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     Who wouldnt want to kiss Spock! Uh, I mean Uhura.....  :p
     
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    WildSeven
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    A lot of people get those mixed up. The numbers anyway. Six was alright. Brock Peters was in it!!

     

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    A Romulan mining ship? Even better than a century advanced, what need would there be for offensive weapons. A super tanker takes out a battle fleet?

    Ignoring the Star Trek historical records (well, virtual anyway), and the ice planet nod to Star Wars, what about ohhh, I don't know, the laws of physics?
    A hundred thousand feet, or so, of external mass extending down to a level with breathable atmosphere, for the mining head, would introduce an enormous strain on all physical points, including additional gravity and a tendency toward rotation.

    Sky diving from space? Fall like a bullet - or drift? How does a chute retract? Serves no purpose, and would be unreliable for a second attempt.

    Even with the standard SciFi cop out of "advanced technology", the question becomes a matter of why? Advanced technology would be toward automated processes that limit exposure to sentient life forms. It would be easier to either blast from the ship itself, or use robotic vehicles to operate from the surface.

    A supernova that threatened, what was it...half the galaxy? That aside, it would have started with cooling and compression. Romulous and Remus (Vulcan?) (earth centric naming of mythical being for major species - no one has a problem with that?) would have been evacuated long long before a supernova.

    The Trek universe is built upon flaws and illogical application of theoretical technology, governed by current limitations.

    I did enjoy seeing Kirk with bruises and cuts all the time.

    Zombiegeddon_58
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     bout spock got some

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    Wolf
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    The PUV James Keeling (AKA The Crypt) when they first saw the Romulan ship?

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    Overall I thought the movie was really entertaining and the acting was pretty good. Could have done with less lens flares though. The end left me a little cold though. Kirk and crew had not even completed the Academy, yet he is made captian and the rest of the crew stays on as well? They were all either teenagers or in their early 20s. I don't like the idea of trusting a kid with a '92 Ford Festiva, much less a star ship! I mean what's next, the cast of One Tree Hill or The OC showing up as members of an away team? (lets hope they're all wearing red shirts).

    Now on to a few of the specific points:

    1 - I think that little detail was a correction to an inconsistency in the canon. Since Vulcans and Romulans are really the same race with differing philosophies, it is perfectly plausable and in fact quite likely that the Vulcans would have shared a great amount of information on them with Humans. It makes more sense that Humans would have known what Romulans looked like.

    4 - Since that first encounter was occured apparently right at the time of Kirk's birth (thus Spock's as well), it makes sense that Nero would be trying to kill Spock's father to prevent Spock from ever being born. I got the impression that their time-travel technology was not very exact, so he couldn't be sure exactly sure where in the time line they landed. I get the impression that he thought they went back farther than they actually did.

    5 - I got the impression that Spock and Uhura were an item long before the events of the movie. I did think it was neat how they portrayed Spock as having to constantly struggle against his Human side to keep his emotions in check, yet heh does allow himself to experience some level of emotion.

    7 - The whole red matter / black hole thing is just a deus ex machina. The Chandrasekhar Limit states that you need a star of at least 1.44 solar masses to have sufficient mass to collapse into a singularity. Later it was shown that some white dwarf stars meeting the Chandrasekhar standard would collapse into neutron stars. Either way, there is simply no way, regardless of any advanced technology, that a little drop of red goo could create a black hole.

    11 - Yeah I totally agree. An impulsive kid who has absolutely no practical experience aboard a star ship might get to inventory the laundry or something, but that's about it.

    17 - I guess it was one badass mining ship.

    18 - Warp travel would not require shields since the ship is not actually moving through its local space. The matter-antimatter reactor generates the massive amounts of energy required to create gravitons (currently a highly theoretical particle) which form the warp bubble. By manipulating the graviton field, the bubble can contract spacetime in front of the craft and extend it behind the craft. Technically it should be possible to go into warp sideways or backwards by simply manipulating the graviton field. Since the spacetime immediately around the craft is inside the bubble and everything inside is essentially motionless, there would be no need for shields.

    It is theoretically possible to create a Star Trek-type warp bubble, but physicists predict that it would require far more energy than could thepretically be produced, something along the lines of several large stars worth of energy. Additionally, since the warp bubble forms a seperation boundry between the localized spacetime and the outside spacetime, it could not be controlled from the inside. Its a neat idea, but not very likely.

     20 - If I remember correctly, the Ferengi were not Federation members either, yet Quark's nephew attended the Academy and became a Star Fleet officer. Based on that precedent, it is possible that individual Orions joined Star Fleet.

    That is about enough uber-geeking for me this evening. 

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    Mycroft
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  • 1 - I think that little detail was a correction to an inconsistency in the canon. Since Vulcans and Romulans are really the same race with differing philosophies, it is perfectly plausable and in fact quite likely that the Vulcans would have shared a great amount of information on them with Humans. It makes more sense that Humans would have known what Romulans looked like.

  •  However, even by "Balance of Terror"  (Season 1, original series), even SPOCK did not know that Romulans were that offshoot fo the Vulcan race.

    4 - Since that first encounter was occured apparently right at the time of Kirk's birth (thus Spock's as well), it makes sense that Nero would be trying to kill Spock's father to prevent Spock from ever being born. I got the impression that their time-travel technology was not very exact, so he couldn't be sure exactly sure where in the time line they landed. I get the impression that he thought they went back farther than they actually did.

     

    Nope, he asked for Sarek, then showed Spock's ship.  Error in the script. 

    5 - I got the impression that Spock and Uhura were an item long before the events of the movie. I did think it was neat how they portrayed Spock as having to constantly struggle against his Human side to keep his emotions in check, yet heh does allow himself to experience some level of emotion.

     Horsehockey.

    7 - The whole red matter / black hole thing is just a deus ex machina. The Chandrasekhar Limit states that you need a star of at least 1.44 solar masses to have sufficient mass to collapse into a singularity. Later it was shown that some white dwarf stars meeting the Chandrasekhar standard would collapse into neutron stars. Either way, there is simply no way, regardless of any advanced technology, that a little drop of red goo could create a black hole.

     

    Yup, garbage all the way.

     

    11 - Yeah I totally agree. An impulsive kid who has absolutely no practical experience aboard a star ship might get to inventory the laundry or something, but that's about it.

     

    Yup 

     

    17 - I guess it was one badass mining ship.

     

    Ya Think?

     

    18 - Warp travel would not require shields since the ship is not actually moving through its local space. The matter-antimatter reactor generates the massive amounts of energy required to create gravitons (currently a highly theoretical particle) which form the warp bubble. By manipulating the graviton field, the bubble can contract spacetime in front of the craft and extend it behind the craft. Technically it should be possible to go into warp sideways or backwards by simply manipulating the graviton field. Since the spacetime immediately around the craft is inside the bubble and everything inside is essentially motionless, there would be no need for shields.

    It is theoretically possible to create a Star Trek-type warp bubble, but physicists predict that it would require far more energy than could thepretically be produced, something along the lines of several large stars worth of energy. Additionally, since the warp bubble forms a seperation boundry between the localized spacetime and the outside spacetime, it could not be controlled from the inside. Its a neat idea, but not very likely.

     

    Canon has shields up during warp travel, you don't throw away canon to get bad plot.

     

     20 - If I remember correctly, the Ferengi were not Federation members either, yet Quark's nephew attended the Academy and became a Star Fleet officer. Based on that precedent, it is possible that individual Orions joined Star Fleet.

     

    The difference is that Naug was sponsered for his academy entrance by a starfleet captain, from a "nation state" that was at least friendly to the Federation.  By "Journey to Babel", Orions were still pirates and not an ally of the federation. 

     

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  • Zombiegeddon_58
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     i was a sad that there was none

     

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    Twowire
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    They were there, they were just off screen and across the galaxy! :)
     
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    Zombiegeddon_58
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     i even own a batleth

     

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    PerfectDayForDying
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    Eh, lets just fall back on the tried and true "alternate timeline" excuse then ;) 

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    PerfectDayForDying
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    Why is it that almost every alien species in Star Trek is humanoid? Its always either that or "its life Jim, but not as we know it." 

     

    Astrobiologists will tell you that it is highly unlikely that intelligent life from another planet would have evolved a phenotype so similar to our own. That's why I like The Rookie so much. Scott really plays the far more likely notion that alien life would indeed be alien to us. 

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    Twowire
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    Becareful and dont cut yourself, or anybody else!
     
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