" Im breathing so I guess im still alive, even if signs seem to tell me otherwise" 

"If you keep losing sleep" 

The Pure Essence of Randomness, Captain of the Touchback, Two-Time Pusher and Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

The path that I have chosen now has led me to a wall
And with each passing day I feel a little
more like something dear was lost
It rises now before me, a dark and silent barrier between,
All I am, and all that I would ever want be
It's just a travesty, towering, marking
off the boundaries my spirit would erase

To pass beyond is what I seek, I fear that I may be too weak
And those are few who've seen it through to glimpse the other side,
The promised land is waiting like a maiden that is soon to be a bride
The moment is a masterpiece, the weight of indecision's in the air
It's standing there, the symbol and the sum of all that's me
It's just a travesty, towering, blocking out the light and blinding me
I want to see

It's all fun and games until the nukes start falling and the zombies start calling...

There are things I have done
There's a place I have gone
There's a beast and I let it run
Now it's running my way

There are things I regret
Cause you can't forgive
You can't forget
There's a gift that you send
You sent it my way

So take this night
Wrap it around me like a sheet
I know I'm not forgiven
But I need a place to sleep

So take this night
And lay me down on the street
I know I'm not forgiven
But I hope that I'll be
given some peace

There's a game that I play
There are rules I had to break
There's mistakes that I've made
But I've made them my way

So take this night
Wrap it around me like a sheet
I know I'm not forgiven
But I need a place to sleep

So take this night
And lay me down on the street
I know I'm not forgiven
But I hope that I'll be
given some peace

Some peace, some peace

The Pure Essence of Randomness, Captain of the Touchback, Two-Time Pusher and Proud member of the Gutter Sistren

Klaatu
Hope
Madman
You tried and were thrown from the garden
Now you find it harder still
You seem quite catatonic of late
Say your last rites
For the world that created you, madman

Time passed and you ceased your evolution
Where is your solution now?
It's over
You missed your last chance to find the answer
Before the last man becomes a madman

Weep now for the children of your children
It's not for you but they we sing
Do it and when you realise that you blew it
You will look in the eyes of the madman

 I can't figure out, figure out, what it is, what it is, where it is, where it is, I can't [2x]

Woke up in a daze off a half hour's sleep
With the drool on the pillow and my dick stuck to my bedsheet
Thinking, how am I gonna change the world today
I'm staring at the roaches that are in the ashtray
Giving up ain't the way, I can guarantee
If you apply yourself to life like silly putty
Everybody, even if you ugly (huh?!)

You got a chance in this mutherfucker to be somebody
Don't let nobody stand in the way of what you want
And stop believing all the lies and the shit you've been taught
Even if you try, you can say you did
Instead of living your life always wondering what would happen
You can be the captain of your own enterprise - USS Realize
It's up to you, to make the change but you don't
And I can't figure out why you won't

I can't figure out, figure out, what it is, what it is, where it is, where it is, I can't [2x]

Can you help me now?
I'm sitting down and everybody with me is standing and looking around
I blacked out for a second and some really weird shit just happened, it was like a camera
flashing
In my mind there's some really strange shit going on
But I just go with it, hope nobody notices it
I'm cool with everybody, everbody's cool with me
But if I don't know ya, I don't wanna know ya, that's cool just let it be

Infatuated with axes and sharp knives, decapitated from the infection of long lives, somebody
better tell me what the problem is, fucking shut your mouth, and just tell us how to start the shit
Put me in the dark ?? and give the underground a purpose and start a moshpit right in the mall,
and beat the shit outta each other til the last one falls

I can't figure out, figure out, what it is, what it is, where it is, where it is, I can't [2x]

Raise around the world that rotates
Cause we living everyday in growing and changing fate.
And I don't recognize or comprehend the word quit
Because it's not in my vocabulary, I don't understand that shit
And even if it all went bad
We will pick up the pieces and continue the way we always had
Cause life is a situation test
Whether you pass or fail, gotta always do your best
My momma told me I'm a half a buck short
And my pops is the reason I'm addicted to Newports
Sitting on the dock of the bay
I'm watching time pass by, cause today's tomorrow's yesterday
Get up, get out, get right, get tight
The weed lights, hand it to the left homie all night
I ain't the right, I ain't the wrong, I ain't the way out
I'm just escaping from this realistic playground

I can't figure out, figure out, what it is, what it is, where it is, where it is, I can't [2x]

I love this song because it gives you such an empowering feel. If I am ever in a bad mood and feel I can't do anything right or get anything done this always perks me up!!

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Does someone go into the park and, uh... lift up the dinosaurs' skirts?

Give me back that filet o’ fish, Give me that fish.

What if it were you hanging up on this wall?

If it were you in that sandwich, you wouldn’t be laughing at alllllll!

I couldn't say where she's coming' from,
But I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm

She stroll on over, say look here, bum,
I got a forty dollar bill say you can't make me cum
(Y'just can't do it)

She made a bet with her sister who's a little bit dumb
She could prove it any time all men was scum

I don't mind that she called me a bum,
But I knew right away she was really gonna cum
(So I got down to it)

I whipped off her bloomers'n stiffened my thumb
An' applied rotation on her sugar plum

I poked 'n stroked till my wrist got numb
But I still didn't hear no Dinah-Moe Humm,
Dinah-Moe Humm

Dinah-Moe Humm
Dinah-Moe Humm
Where's this Dinah-Moe
Comin' from
I done spent three hours
An' I ain't got a crumb
From the Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe
From the Dinah-Moe Humm

Got a spot that gets me hot, ooh!
An' you ain't been to it
(No no no no!)
Got a spot that gets me hot, ooh!
An' you ain't been to it
(No no no!)
Got a spot that gets me hot
But you ain't been to it
(No no no no no!)
Got a spot that gets me hot
But you ain't been to it
'Cause I can't get into it
Unless I get out of it
An' I gotta get out of it
Before I get into it
'Cause I never get into it
Unless I get out of it
An' I gotta be out of it
To get myself into it

(She looked over at me with a glazed eye
And some bovine perspiration on her upper lip area
And she said . . . )

Just get me wasted
An' you're half-way there
'Cause if my mind's tore up,
Then my body don't care

I rubbed my chinny-chin-chin
An' said my-my-my
What sort of thing
Might this lady get high upon?

I checked out her sister
Who was holdin' the bet
An' wondered what kind of trip
The young lady was on

The forty dollar bill didn't matter no more
When her sister got nekkid an' laid on the floor
She said Dinah-Moe might win the bet
But she could use a little ______ if I wasn't done yet

I told her . . .
Just because the sun
Want a place in the sky
No reason to assume
I wouldn't give her a try

So I pulled on her hair
Got her legs in the air
An' asked if she had any cooties on there

(Whaddya mean cooties! No cooties on me!)

She was buns-up kneelin'
I was wheelin' an dealin'
She surrender to the feelin'
An' she started in to squealin'

Dinah-Moe watched from the edge of the bed
With her lips just a-twitchin' an' her face gone red
Some drool rollin' down
From the edge of her chin
While she spied the condition
Her sister was in
She quivered 'n quaked
An' clutched at herself
While her sister made a joke
About her mental health
'Till Dinah-Moe finally
Did give in
But I told her
All she really needed
Was some discipline . . .

Kiss my aura . . . Dora . . .
M-M-M . . . it's real angora
Would y'all like some more-a?
Right here on the flora?
An' how 'bout you, Fauna?
Y'wanna?

MMM . . . sound like you're chokin' on somethin'

Did you say you want some more?
Well, here's some more . . .

(Oh, baby . . . )

Oh, sure . . . look,
D'you think I could interest you
In a pair of zircon-encrusted tweezers?

MMM . . . tweezers!
Wait a minute, lemme sterilize 'em . . .
Gimme your lighter . . .

Doobie Brothers Long Train Running Lyrics

so naturally, after reading this post i had to hear the song for myself. Did i get a bad version or is it really only 20 seconds long?

yeah it's only 20 seconds long... Apparently that's 20 seconds too long for the moderator of this room

Hi @Pedo,

I was just emailing you.  I'm the "moderator of this room" and the co-owner of this site and it's not that your post was too long, it's that the lyrics were offensive and obscene.

While we're not a G-Rated site, the GFL series does tend to attract a younger audience, and your post failed several points of our comment policy, so I deleted it according to the posted policy.

I know they were song lyrics, but that doesn't change the appropriateness.  I hope you'll understand.  My apologies for not getting my email out to you sooner.

She was standin' alone, over by the jukebox
Like she's something to sell
I said, "Baby, what's the goin' price?"
She told me to go to Hell

That's why AC/DC is the master of all romance songs.