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BarbaraJ

Siglermas Carols

Posted: Dec 16, 2008 @ 8:26PM 7 replies

*sung to "My Favorite Things" by the evil Julie Andrews*

Bloodstains and long knives and cobblestone alleys.

Screaming assassins and deadly amoebas.

Bloody intestines that melt into snow.

Here are the nastiest things that I know.

When the cow dies. Count body bags.

When I'm feeling my sad.

I simply remember my nastiest things and then I don't feel ... I gag!

Next!

** speaking of gag: My dog, Connor, is behind me on the floor. Farting. The air is turning green and I'm gagging. Goodnight before he kills me. **

Secretary General, Evil League of Evil

BarbaraJ

Re: Siglermas Carols

Posted: Dec 18, 2008 @ 8:49PM

Sung to the tune of 'Silver Bells'

Messy sidewalks bloody sidewalks
Dressed in intestinal distress
In the air
There's a scream
of deep agony

Loonies laughing
People passing
Blood in stool and urine
And on every street corner you see

Bloody Hell Bloody Hell
Gasmasks and chem suits so pretty
Hear the scream triangles bring
Soon it will be Contagious

Strings of guts bleed
Spores and fugus
Even pus thick and green
As society falls over a tall cliff

Feel the bones crunch
See the kid's lunch
Come right out of his chest
And above all this bustle
You'll hear

Bloody Hell Bloody Hell
Gasmasks and chem suits so pretty
Hear the scream triangles bring
Soon it will be Contagious

Secretary General, Evil League of Evil

Wolf

Re: Siglermas Carols

Posted: Dec 19, 2008 @ 1:08PM

It's beginning to look a lot like Sigmas
Everywhere you go;
Take a look at the bloody limb

Glistening once again
With triangles and Roctopi aglow.
It's beginning to look a lot like Sigmas
Barnes is about to score
But the most wonderful thing you’ll hear

Is the sound of Scott in you ear

Filling us with gore.

With a pair of asbestos boots

And a pistol that he shoots
Mack is coming after you
Infections that will talk

And make you go for a walk
Is the dread of Perry and Dew;
And we can hardly wait for Scott to start anew.
It's beginning to look a lot like Sigmas
Everywhere you go;
Sara‘s plane is about to explode,

She’s gonna lose her load,
And Ancestors are coming through the snow.
It's beginning to look a lot like Sigmas;
Soon The Crypt will reign,
And the Junkies who give a shit

Are just needing another hit
Straight into our vein.

DEAD_SILVER_EAGLE_BAYL06

Re: Siglermas Carols

Posted: Nov 26, 2011 @ 9:37AM

The Christmas Song (The Siglermas Song)

(Chestnuts (Rocktopi) Roasting on an Open Fire)

Rocktopi roasting on an open fire,

a Ancestor nipping on your nose,

Kayla got caught with a pair of rusty pliers,

And there's a triangle between my toes.

Perry enjoys drinking wild turkey after a warm cup of joe,

Quentin will superman punch out your lights.

The Savior shoots arrows from his bow,

Firstborn Will find it hard to sleep tonight.

They know that Bryan Clauser is on his way;

He's locked and loaded with lots of ammo patrolling the San Francisco Bay.

And Marie's Children are going to spy,

To see if what really comes through the portal are Ki.

And so I'm offering this simple phrase,

To Junkies from one to ninety-two,

Although its been said many times, many ways,

A very Merry Siglermas to you

The Christmas Song (The Siglermas Song)

(Chestnuts (Rocktopi) Roasting on an Open Fire)

……........JUNKIE 4 LIFE.....I'm MR. T's brother from another mother, you can call me MR. M.....1st time Pusher.....NOCTURNAL (Rewrite) Byron Metz (as "Baldwin Metz," medical examiner for San Francisco police).....GO KRAKENS!.....and as always Have Nice Day.....