No it does not, good try though. My grandmother absolutely LOVES Elvis. She has the huge ceramic bust of his head, it actually scared the shit out of me as a kid. It had leighs on it and everything...creepy.


"When i say your dumb name step forward and forsake all other before your new digital ruler..."

my grandmother with a bust like that. *shudders* Glad to know that I'm not the only one who was shit scared of Elvis busts as a kid.

I put the laughter in manslaughter.

I'm going to see Foreigner.... they rox my sox

The Platypus is a Semi-Aquatic Mammal

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'  

- Ronald Reagan

Hoo yeah! Manchester, UK in Feb

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still have some hearing loss
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I saw Leonard Cohen (Too amazing)

Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds (Even more amazing)

GWAR with Kingdom of Sorrow & Toxic Holocaust (which resulted in me somehow ending up singing a drunken duet of 'Sick of You' with Kenny Hickey from Type O Negative)

Stevie Nicks two times (she is the wind beneath my wings)

Mayhem Festival (Machine Head, Mastodon & Walls of Jericho were the highlights for me)

and Trip Like Animals

I also had Randy Newman tickets, but travel plans fell through, d'oh. The only show I have lined up to see this year so far is Fleetwood Mac in March, but that's a Very Big Deal to me, so even if I don't see anyone else, I will still be over the moon.