that's just fucked up, dewd! 

"I thought, therefore, I was."

- "I don't have time for a grudge match with every poser in a parka." -Dr. Horrible

"I thought, therefore, I was."

Wilford Brimley is available. Liberty Mutual has him locked in a closet in an undisclosed location, and is rationing his  Diabetes medication to him in exchange for more commercials.

Assassins do it from behind

 Maybe he should have stayed with the Quaker Oatmeal!

"Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.”

they tried to dress him up like the Quaker and he wasnt having it. he was all like "dont you know who I am mother fucker? i was in the god damn cocoon movies, you know..........with, um Steve Gutenberg, ok ill go put it on"

Assassins do it from behind

"Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.”

"I thought, therefore, I was."

- "I don't have time for a grudge match with every poser in a parka." -Dr. Horrible

I think he could pull off that prickish, standoff, better than you geeky shit. That and the fact I think Scotts voice for him sorta sounds like Andy (the) Dick.

“I can't tell if that's funny or really scary.”

- "The adverb is not your friend." -Stephen King, "On Writing"

One of the best jobs I ever had. Then the sheriff came around and closed the carnival. Seems his wife found out about him and the bearded lady. Bad scene. 

..No Bounce..

...No Play...

sorry.

G-Man

Rich man gets off work, then buys stereo. Not after f***ing brunch! - Mooj

I tried to run away and join the circus, but they told me I was making the performers in the freak show nervous.

In the immortal words of Socrates "I Drank What?!"

- "The adverb is not your friend." -Stephen King, "On Writing"

working at the 'spital in SF when saviour comes in.  

..No Bounce..

...No Play...