He's a former prowrestler.

"Next thing I know, I'm running for my life. And all I could think was if something were to ever happen to me, how sad I'd be, you know?"- Gob Bluth

Was Nathan Jones the guy they (falsely) claimed was Andre the Giant's son? That's the guy who should play Perry. It is going to take one hell of an actor to pull off the final scenes from Infected... 

What about the other characters? This might be a cool topic to get going.

Tom Berenger could play Dew - He was great in Platoon, maybe reprise his role as bad-ass Vietnam Vet. Probably need a bald wig.

I know margaret is supposed to be hispanic, but I always pictured her played by Lisa Edelstein (Dr. Cuddy from House).

I personally would love to see Tom Cruise play the part.  Not becuase I think he could do it justice, I just want to see him take a pair of chicken sheers ... SAVE PERRYS BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

poodles can fly, for a short time, if tossed from a high enough building.

I agree Nathan Jones would be a good pick...if he had Perry's blond hair.  

-The OSU vs. Michigan game. 800 years of tradition and the rivalry is still strong as ever

 but still, we need someone who is bulky and jacked, but can still be a good actor for the part

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"Get sacrificed! I don't subscribe to your religion!" - Ringo

 once he goes through hair, he will be perfect!

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"Get sacrificed! I don't subscribe to your religion!" - Ringo

Bruce Willis as Dew, make it happen.

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Where's Kurt Cobain when you need him? Cut off Cobain's hair and give it to Jones....hmmmm....

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he's an ex New York Giant tight end now with the New Orleans Saints. He is 6'5" 251 pounds of muscle. Long shoulder length blond hair. Big, fast, mean and nasty. I'm pretty sure he isn't into castration though.

Bruce Willis is the perfect Dew...

In those movies the guy does nothing but fight. Actually having lines and playing a dramatic part is a whole different thing.

I don't read the script. The script reads me. - Kirk Lazarus

I've been mainlining Battlestar Galactica lately to catch up (I'm still on Season 3, so shut your little spoiler mouths right frickin' now), and Captain Karl "Helo" Agathon has the size, the muscle, the crazy eyes and the massive jaw to play Perry. He's also the right age and has a pissed-off jaw-clench that's just awesome.

He's about 6-foot-3 and has to weigh 230. If I had my choice, and Dwayne Johnson passed on the part (screw you, he's The Rock and if he wants the part, he gets it), then Tahmoh would be Perry Dawsey. 

Perry Dawsy = Vin Diesal

Dew Phillips = Bruce Willis

Margaret Montoy = Sofia Vergara

Any new word on the movie works?

"Chief informationless officer of the office of knows nothing" Any questions? :)

 I think the movie needs a cameo of FDO being the character crucified with steak knives.

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Surely you cannot simply strip his name off him as well. It's all he has!

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I think he would have to be a good pick, but the only problem we face, I believe is to find a human that is as freaking resilient as Perry. I mean, cutting off your own package. That is so manly it makes my balls hurt. Although that may be just my imagination... ugggh, chicken scissors

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and every male on the forum crosses their legs

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Neil laughed. "I'm a soldier, not a cop, ma'am."