My son kept trying to steal my copy of Contagious today. To get him to leave it alone, I tried to give him The Wastelands (Dark Tower 3) by Stephen King. He handed it back to me and said. "No thank you, Mommy. It's not Swigger."
Apparently even two year olds know that if it's not by the FDO, or FBO as my son calls him, it's not worth reading. LoL