What up my Junkie Brothers and Sisters?

So I'm definetly not a NEW Junkie, but I AM new to the site. So I just wanted to ask a quick question to all my fellow Jukies and mabey (if he can fit me into his tight world domination schedule) my beloved Future Dark Over Lord: "Why...WHY(!?)...Why would Perry Friggn' Dawsy use CHICKEN SCISSORS to cut of his junk?!?!" Did it really have to be something so DOMESTIC? HE had a whole butcher block of knives and a citchen full of other sharp objects. But NOOOOOOO. He had to go and use the FRIGGN' CHICKEN SCISSORS. I mean, JESUS Sig (!). Couldent it have been something else?

Though I do quite enjoy the reference in the Contagious Promo: "If somebody gives away the ending, you'll hate yourself enough to use the chicken scissors"

Also. IM USING CONTAGIOUS FOR A HIGH SCHOOL BOOK PROJECT!!!!! HELLLLLLLLLLLLL YEAH!!!!!! Its all about spreading Siglarism through the public educational system.

One last note on the Chicken Scissors: I am turoughly convinced that Andy Sandberg is secretly a host. In listening to his hilarious song "Like a Boss", he states (several times) that its a regular, daily activity for him to "chop [his] balls of"......... I feel a conspiracy coming on.... Is the FDO an SNL Comedian? And are Infected and Contagious autobiographies of our leader?

I NEED MY "THE CRYPT" (HURRY UP SIGGY!)